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Muddy
04-18-2017, 03:28 PM
I think this is much more interesting than some of the other 'the last time I...' threads.. I'm talking about sex with another human.

I'll go first.. Friday AM.

The Monk
04-18-2017, 05:51 PM
Male or female :?:

Muddy
04-18-2017, 07:01 PM
Doesn't matter.. If dudes are your thing, I won't think any less of you..

Pony
04-18-2017, 07:29 PM
With another human? It's been months. :(

Hikari Kisugi
04-18-2017, 07:31 PM
48 hours ago.

Muddy
04-18-2017, 07:49 PM
With another human? It's been months. :(

Thats OK, when it happens this is the place to let us know..


48 hours ago.

Nice..!

redred
04-18-2017, 08:33 PM
Think it was last week

Griffin
04-18-2017, 10:09 PM
shhhh...you're throwing my concentration off

lost in melb.
04-19-2017, 02:05 AM
Saturday night

KevinD
04-19-2017, 03:43 AM
Actually been quite awhile with all the wife's surgeries and ongoing abdominal pains.

Muddy
04-20-2017, 03:28 PM
Yesterday evening.. Very nice.

Godfather
04-21-2017, 03:17 AM
For me it was Sunday... how often you married guys get after it?

No pressure to answer but I'll share. Been with my (now) wife 9 years, it used to be like rabbits when we were college kids. Now it's like 1-2 times a week. I'm not really complaining, both of us love each others' company, just seems to be the way things are going. You get home from work, gym, eat dinner, watch TV and head to bed. Sometime I feel it's pretty vanilla but if everyone's happy there's no use over-analyzing I don't think.

The Monk
04-21-2017, 08:29 AM
Honestly - can't remember.... :sad:


>>> and it would be female !!

Muddy
04-21-2017, 10:11 AM
For me it was Sunday... how often you married guys get after it?

No pressure to answer but I'll share. Been with my (now) wife 9 years, it used to be like rabbits when we were college kids. Now it's like 1-2 times a week. I'm not really complaining, both of us love each others' company, just seems to be the way things are going. You get home from work, gym, eat dinner, watch TV and head to bed. Sometime I feel it's pretty vanilla but if everyone's happy there's no use over-analyzing I don't think.

Waiting until kids go to bed is a big damper for me.. By the time they are down its late and Im tired.. Id go with 1-2 times a week myself..

Muddy
04-21-2017, 02:13 PM
No sex this morning but some good pussy rubbing through panties..

PorkChopSandwiches
04-21-2017, 04:28 PM
This morning in exchange for taking the kid to school.

Muddy
04-21-2017, 05:30 PM
:lol:

Muddy
05-03-2017, 03:39 PM
Sunday and Last night.. Wifey tells me she feels like my punching bag.. :lol:

Griffin
05-03-2017, 07:44 PM
A man walks into a drug store with his 12-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks. "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex".

"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School"

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

Muddy
05-25-2017, 05:44 PM
My wife told me she feels like a punching bag this morning.. :dance:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-25-2017, 05:49 PM
Post your teaser pic :lol:

Muddy
05-25-2017, 05:58 PM
Worked didnt it? :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-25-2017, 06:00 PM
I was dying :lol: