Aussie and Proud - Anything Relating to this Country.

[The Monk]

Here's your chance to show off Australia or if you're a Yank, try and take the piss..... we can handle it if it's in jest or in fact.... :lol:




http://i.imgur.com/WUexzZZ.jpg

[redred]

Big Mac for the rain :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts :hand:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/OBmbtFD.jpg

TASMANIAN police have urged partygoers to “plan ahead” after two friendly officers escorted a drunk man home and took a selfie so he could remember how he got home.

The police force confirmed on Facebook they were called by a taxi company to help assist a man getting home and “because he was a bit worse for wear, our officers took the opportunity to record the moment with a selfie in the likely event he could not remember how he got home.”

The selfie included the two officers, with the man, Reece Park, giving a “hang ten” symbol in bed.

The next day, Reece, who lives in Launceston, was scrolling through his phone, found the image and posted it to Facebook.

“So was just looking through my phone and turns out these good c---s took some banger selfies after they took my drunk ass home,” Reece wrote.

“Bloody legends.”

The image has since turned viral.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/police-take-selfie-with-drunk-man-in-bed-so-he-can-remember-how-he-got-home/news-story/33202a7a676a811653765bb8a9c95f0c

[The Monk]

proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts :hand:

http://i.imgur.com/KXiz0jc.jpg

[The Monk]

http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/0c/08/0c0880_4530566.jpg

[RBP]

:lol:

[The Monk]

http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Only-in-Australia.jpg

[The Monk]

http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/21-meanwhile-in-Australia-funny-junkmail-meme.jpg

[The Monk]

http://blogunity.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Longest-Road-Train-3.jpg

[Goofy]

proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts :hand:

:lol:

[The Monk]

proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts :hand:


:lol:



.... but at least we don't have "Trump" ! :lol:

[The Monk]

A group of tourists on a trip were sitting around discussing the merits of their individual homelands.

A Russian in the group moved the conversation towards culture stating (in Russian accent of course):-

"Russia has best ballet dancers in the entire world."

The Englishman present refuted this (in a very British accent)....

"Sorry old chap but you know the Royal Ballet is in my opinion, the finest anywhere."

Next, an American then chimed in with his New York accent...

"You both may think that, but The American Ballet Company knows no equal anywhere."

Lastly, there was a dinkum Aussie in the group who had been quietly listening to the other tourists and then piped up.

"You blokes are crazy. Our poofs will beat your poofs any day."

:mrgreen:

[The Monk]

http://pickeringpost.com/kyola/resources/articles/26052017%20ABO%20SS.png

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/OYEG0Nl.jpg

[lost in melb.]

http://blogunity.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Longest-Road-Train-3.jpg

Oo, yeah. a big one!

[The Monk]

Oo, yeah. a big one!

...and the Yanks carry on about how big Texas is...... :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

alllll my exes should fuck off to texas...

[DemonGeminiX]

...and the Yanks carry on about how big Texas is...... :lol:

I just want to know how the hell it moves 50 feet without needing to fill up on gas/petrol/whatever fucked up name you call it down under.

[The Monk]

I just want to know how the hell it moves 50 feet without needing to fill up on gas/petrol/whatever fucked up name you call it down under.

It's Solar powered in our hot sunny climes! :lol:

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/b6DYt3E.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

:rofl:

[The Monk]

I never understood how this even got to be aired as a genuine advert?

[The Monk]

Meanwhile Downunder.....


http://i.imgur.com/qI4XDm0.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

I never understood how this even got to be aired as a genuine advert?

wait.... it's real? that makes it even funnier :rofl:

[The Monk]

wait.... it's real? that makes it even funnier :rofl:

It certainly is real!

[The Monk]

NSFW:


http://i.imgur.com/DE7YEIh.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/J8ogtAa.jpg

[Godfather]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6mzRSITThc

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/Mrtdrue.png

[redred]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-OhYAtK6to

[The Monk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-OhYAtK6to

Are you still carrying on about that?..We got over it.... :lol:

[redred]

It was a beautiful sporting moment

[The Monk]

We have to let the POMs win at something.... :lol:

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/ZIorK48.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/8jOa0A9.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/86ZVyFK.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/UU63lYd.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/UaEf0VG.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/PASXaBd.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/9kK8XCD.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/7K73FaI.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/6zAidiu.jpg

[richard3280]

http://i.imgur.com/6zAidiu.jpg

My fear is that there is someone who will actually come forward to claim it.

[The Monk]

My fear is that there is someone who will actually come forward to claim it.

I reckon it's mine..... :lol: I just can't remember misplacing it.

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/T7zD5vV.jpg

[The Monk]

Our supermarkets have excellent savings bargains ! :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/Nuv9Een.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/xdonc9w.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/WV0iX3S.jpg

[redred]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qu8SWhJk9c

[redred]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTYID4lXhM0

[The Monk]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7e/76/08/7e7608539916dca5be504601f2e32e9b.jpg

[The Monk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qu8SWhJk9c

Just something we Aussies do all the time...... NOT!! :lol:

[The Monk]

https://youtu.be/fFbQh4MMViU

[The Monk]

https://youtu.be/YGEYD92eA_s

[The Monk]

https://youtu.be/xCdGql3b9-0

[The Monk]

https://youtu.be/ysEM3ojgMfk

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/fysEwZj.jpg

[lost in melb.]

AN Australian man has taken the advice ‘only pack the essentials’ to a new level after checking in his luggage at Melbourne airport on Saturday, which consisted of a single can of beer.
The passenger was travelling to Perth on Qantas flight QF777 and was determined that his Emu Export lager would be coming with him.

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/6f454794b5d2140262634f81b342f505
The single can was transported with the rest of the luggage bound for Perth.

The beer was tagged and sent off to be loaded onto the plane with the rest of the baggage, which the Melbourne ground staff happily did — but not until they had snapped a few pictures of the unusual check-in item.
Dean, the man behind this ingenious idea, was thrilled to see his lone tinny arrive on the conveyor belt at baggage claim and told the Daily Mail he was unsure if his luggage would make it.
“My mate works at the airport and we hatched the plan as a laugh — I half didn’t expect it to come out the other end,” he said.
“But when it did it was sent out well in front of all the other luggage, so the baggage handlers obviously appreciated it.”

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/5c144d9e0eb6d14a45e9c5ca4bc61f9e
The beverage travelled from Melbourne to Perth, arriving safe and sound at baggage claim.



Dean told UNILAD that when he saw a group of people standing around the baggage claim area with their phones out he immediately knew his export had arrived.
“Sure enough there she was, alone on the carousel proudly making her way around. And there I was in my flanno and RMs to greet her. It was perfection.”

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/fb37962ae13eb72cb7b099183f3d141b
Dean was delighted when he saw his can sitting on the carousel at baggage claim.Source:Supplied


He was prepared to file a lost luggage report if his precious cargo didn’t turn up, but there was no need as it arrived in pristine condition.
According to Peter Ellis, of travel site FlightMood, seeing beer come through check-in it is not as unusual as one might think.
“Export being checked in as baggage is not an uncommon site so I wasn’t even surprised,” he told Daily Mail.
“I’ve seen Export being flown as far as Greece — now that’s dedication!”

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8fb2dcf3d9524d11e70a552b181b04c2
Dean’s plan was a clear success, setting a whole new precedent for any beer-loving voyagers wishing to ‘travel light’.

[The Monk]

AN Australian man has taken the advice ‘only pack the essentials’ to a new level after checking in his luggage at Melbourne airport on Saturday, which consisted of a single can of beer.
The passenger was travelling to Perth on Qantas flight QF777 and was determined that his Emu Export lager would be coming with him.

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/6f454794b5d2140262634f81b342f505
The single can was transported with the rest of the luggage bound for Perth.

The beer was tagged and sent off to be loaded onto the plane with the rest of the baggage, which the Melbourne ground staff happily did — but not until they had snapped a few pictures of the unusual check-in item.
Dean, the man behind this ingenious idea, was thrilled to see his lone tinny arrive on the conveyor belt at baggage claim and told the Daily Mail he was unsure if his luggage would make it.
“My mate works at the airport and we hatched the plan as a laugh — I half didn’t expect it to come out the other end,” he said.
“But when it did it was sent out well in front of all the other luggage, so the baggage handlers obviously appreciated it.”

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/5c144d9e0eb6d14a45e9c5ca4bc61f9e
The beverage travelled from Melbourne to Perth, arriving safe and sound at baggage claim.



Dean told UNILAD that when he saw a group of people standing around the baggage claim area with their phones out he immediately knew his export had arrived.
“Sure enough there she was, alone on the carousel proudly making her way around. And there I was in my flanno and RMs to greet her. It was perfection.”

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/fb37962ae13eb72cb7b099183f3d141b
Dean was delighted when he saw his can sitting on the carousel at baggage claim.Source:Supplied


He was prepared to file a lost luggage report if his precious cargo didn’t turn up, but there was no need as it arrived in pristine condition.
According to Peter Ellis, of travel site FlightMood, seeing beer come through check-in it is not as unusual as one might think.
“Export being checked in as baggage is not an uncommon site so I wasn’t even surprised,” he told Daily Mail.
“I’ve seen Export being flown as far as Greece — now that’s dedication!”

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8fb2dcf3d9524d11e70a552b181b04c2
Dean’s plan was a clear success, setting a whole new precedent for any beer-loving voyagers wishing to ‘travel light’.

I saw that and wondered if it was you on your holiday... :lol:

To be honest though, Export would have to be one of the worst beers ever.

[richard3280]

https://youtu.be/ysEM3ojgMfk

Go Chooka!

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/F5lRqWd.jpg

[The Monk]

We've all had this happen.... :lol:



<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Meanwhile in Australia <a href="https://t.co/1uBvLyXva0">pic.twitter.com/1uBvLyXva0</a></p>&mdash; Crazy World (@CrazyGloble) <a href="https://twitter.com/CrazyGloble/status/887287912496336896">July 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/IOCfsJ6.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/KroPPP9.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/GCBY5uE.gif

[The Monk]

http://www.fresher.ru/manager_content/8-2017/zhivaya-priroda-na-etoj-nedele-v-fotografiyax/11.jpg

[The Monk]

https://youtu.be/P3FMYPAk41w

[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

https://www.facebook.com/australiastoughestcars.com.au/videos/1954369174840236/

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/Ic8Xov5.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/chxxMll.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/XBEx128.jpg

[The Monk]

http://i.imgur.com/ht2wHSS.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/tKEQNaJ.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

ya fucken dropkicks

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/D579Bjz.gif

[Hal-9000]

:-k that looked like a hell of a lot of work to make a pen knife

[deebakes]

no shit :lol:

[The Monk]

:-k that looked like a hell of a lot of work to make a pen knife

It's a "penny" knife.... :lol:

[deebakes]

https://i.imgur.com/oI2O4t2.jpg

[deebakes]

https://i.imgur.com/Uho2Szi.jpg

[deebakes]

https://i.imgur.com/i1GwHwc.jpg

[The Monk]

https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23031389_1774971805908751_1344753272988556883_n.jp g?oh=78509ebc2f3d554f1446103c04bd10f0&oe=5A64C542

[The Monk]

https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23167554_1770382863034312_1291059034601770844_n.jp g?oh=490e0a152e00346f92c736b373a1f2e9&oe=5AAA510E

[The Monk]

Echidna crossing the road - We care about our wildlife.




https://giant.gfycat.com/ExcellentImaginaryBedbug.webm

[Hugh_Janus]

that thing is giving zero fucks crossing the road :lol:

[lost in melb.]

that thing is giving zero fucks crossing the road :lol:

It has spines :nono:

[lost in melb.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_HAFsPooR4

[RBP]

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/ttY8W"><a href="//imgur.com/ttY8W">Don&#39;t tell me about sophistication, I&#39;ve been to the Melbourne Cup</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>...

[deebakes]

12/13 :wank:

[lost in melb.]

Walking (pick-up) distance from my house :yumyum:

[lost in melb.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

[RBP]

I see your Men at Work and raise you Australian Crawl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrUqsB-0vw

[lost in melb.]

something a little more blokey


https://youtu.be/UJJV1nruUUA

[RBP]

something a little more blokey


https://youtu.be/UJJV1nruUUAGreat song. Always loved that one.

True story: In 1987 I won a college lip synch contest performing Flame Trees. #gloryyears

[lost in melb.]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIwF1m7cCOvRD2XFDh_xhU4ZUGOo_Bu 6XQCvxvkPLn1EfCj-G3

[The Monk]

http://kztv.images.worldnow.com/images/15447719_G.jpg

[richard3280]

http://kztv.images.worldnow.com/images/15447719_G.jpg

One of the best rhythm guitarists on the planet....

[Muddy]

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/ttY8W"><a href="//imgur.com/ttY8W">Don't tell me about sophistication, I've been to the Melbourne Cup</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>...


12/13 :wank:

I like 8/14..

[deebakes]

http://i66.tinypic.com/2zfstqh.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/1aPCBSV.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/qMphbYj.png

[deebakes]

that can't be accurate, is it? :?

[richard3280]

that can't be accurate, is it? :?

Too Right mate!

[RBP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VWkgzuXWFg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/hvHyzD4.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/qMphbYj.png


that can't be accurate, is it? :?


Too Right mate!



England fits into my backyard... :lol:

[richard3280]

England fits into my backyard... :lol:

That tells me just how tolerant you are mate.

[RBP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VWkgzuXWFg

These guys are still playing gigs. :shock:

Interesting side note, when they tried to break into the US market, they had to release as "The Rads" because there was already a US band going by The Radiators.

[RBP]

Some 50 bills have been introduced in different Australian states. This is the first to pass.

[lost in melb.]

what do you think RPB?

[RBP]

what do you think RPB?

My concern is always creep. At a basic level, well administered, with proper medical and mental health screening, I support it. But definitions get expanded and standards get lax... then it gets dangerous. The example for me is late term abortion, which, by all but the most extreme standards, is killing a viable child. The process is brutal and horrifying. It started as only if the mother's life was in imminent danger. Then became a more nebulous life risk. Then it became life or health. Then health got interpreted to include mental health, which of course devolved into any psychic discomfort expressed by the mother. In other words, there was no longer a standard if the mother knew what to say. If the standards remain terminal illness but with the mental capacity to make an affirmative decision, then compassionately follow the person's wishes. If it devolves into a self-proclaimed risk of shallow depression, then no.

The reality is that elderly males are at the largest statistical risk for suicide (followed closely by single middle-aged males). Providing a compassionate alternative does make sense.

[lost in melb.]

Good points. Probably within itself, the legislation will help make medical decisions easier. But, some will try and stretch it too far.

I think the same thing with the whole YES thing here. That they will start trying to bring nonsense into schools.

You see I don't think fucking the same sex is normal, and I wouldn't want in normalized in schools. I voted YES, so that a minority group (some who are weird with mental issues, as far as I am concerned) can do something amongst themselves that makes them feel happy and secure. Happier citizens, better world. They had better keep aspects of the gay culture amongst themselves, though. Especially the bit about 'we're all the same, and it's normal to experiment'. Fck off.

[RBP]

Good points. Probably within itself, the legislation will help make medical decisions easier. But, some will try and stretch it too far.

I think the same thing with the whole YES thing here. That they will start trying to bring nonsense into schools.

You see I don't think fucking the same sex is normal, and I wouldn't want in normalized in schools. I voted YES, so that a minority group (some who are weird with mental issues, as far as I am concerned) can do something amongst themselves that makes them feel happy and secure. Happier citizens, better world. They had better keep aspects of the gay culture amongst themselves, though. Especially the bit about 'we're all the same, and it's normal to experiment'. Fck off.

Completely agree. I maintain that gay couples should have the same legal rights as an acceptable alternative lifestyle. Mainstreaming homosexual relationships and transsexualism makes it too easier for kids to make bad decisions because it's trendy, cool, or edgy.

[Hal-9000]

That tells me just how tolerant you are mate.

:lol:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/skagFXp.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/e41cMHU.jpg

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/skagFXp.jpg





Mmm, mmm :yum:

[Muddy]

https://i.imgur.com/skagFXp.jpg

Wtf? Thats a biggun'!

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/NXuxBaI.jpg

[richard3280]

Completely agree. I maintain that gay couples should have the same legal rights as an acceptable alternative lifestyle. Mainstreaming homosexual relationships and transsexualism makes it too easier for kids to make bad decisions because it's trendy, cool, or edgy.

You're quite right of course: there is an enormous influence of peer pressure in that regard. Overall, I'm comfortable with the concept unless it now becomes compulsory.

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/NXuxBaI.jpg

Stunning pic

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/QitnbTt.jpg

[lost in melb.]

Ham curtains :thumbsup:

[The Monk]

As only an Australian would do, the funny old man just tries to kick the snake out of the way! (https://www.onlyinaustralia.net/ninja-grandpa-kicks-brown-snake-out-of-his-way.html)



https://youtu.be/myeXMuGJAB8

[lost in melb.]

Almost got the Gold Darwin award :lol:

[The Monk]

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[The Monk]

https://youtu.be/S9NhL3agUaw

[The Monk]

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[deebakes]

:shock: fuck no :hand:

[The Monk]

:shock: fuck no :hand:

Fuck yes....! Some years ago my wife was sitting on the lounge watching tele with the dog at her feet when a Brown Snake slithered between her and the dog and disappeared under the lounge.

It took a call to a professional snake catcher to remove it from the house.

[deebakes]

burn the house down at that point :hand:

[The Monk]

https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25552292_1854325801306684_4111642526888241792_n.jp g?oh=1d1c9406c6cec7266fc66898f93938e0&oe=5AC85BDC

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/Z2gAS5c.jpg

[The Monk]

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[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/VJQr3i8.jpg

[Godfather]

Sorry this isn't a pic but it cracked me up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CiD28dVLVQ

[The Monk]

Sorry this isn't a pic but it cracked me up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CiD28dVLVQ

Just a small one really.... :mrgreen:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/09mfczp.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/oYPhJew.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/yKhJlDd.png

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/IC5ZSNo.jpg

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/On9spkZ.png

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/WKI5mmu.jpg

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/yKhJlDd.png

The British are the true wimps here. Both intolerant of hot and cold ( andwind, and...etc.

[lost in melb.]

Speaking of hot, last night...:oops:

[RBP]

Speaking of hot, last night...:oops:

Go on.....

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/VJQr3i8.jpg

An old coworker has a daughter that lives near Brisbane. He's an older guy, not much of an athlete, and said he liked to hike around a little. Go to the shore line and wade up to his knees sort of thing.

He tells us : They found a poisonous spider in the house, a venomous snake in the back yard, and then he goes down to this place on a secluded cove to walk around in the water. I guess when he's in the water a beach patrol vehicle pulls up, screams at him to get out of the water because there are signs warning about jellyfish in the area :lol:

He says all of this happened during one day and he doesn't get scared of wildlife. He picked up the spider on a piece of wood to show to his granddaughter, she starts yelling and freaking out because apparently grandpa has one of the most poisonous spiders in the country on a stick :lol: The kind where you have about an hour to get help after getting bitten? Later in the day the snake was behind their home...another variety that can paralyze you with its venom, and then the jellyfish incident happened as the sun was going down.

He told us - It's all true, you can die with every step in that ___-ing country :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

https://i.imgur.com/WKI5mmu.jpg

:lol:

I actually laughed out loud at #11.

[lost in melb.]

Number 1 is so true. Your life depends on it!

[lost in melb.]

There's something people don't understand about the rays of the sun here. It's not just about temperature. When I was riding about the Appalachians in summer with no top or sunscreen, a gal friend of mine got burnt in mid-Aussie winter doing yard duty.

[Muddy]

Are you guys on the equator?

[Hal-9000]

There's something people don't understand about the rays of the sun here. It's not just about temperature. When I was riding about the Appalachians in summer with no top or sunscreen, a gal friend of mine got burnt in mid-Aussie winter doing yard duty.

It's currently -35 here :)



https://www.wimp.com/throwing-boiling-water-in-30c-in-yellowknife-nwt/

[The Monk]

An old coworker has a daughter that lives near Brisbane. He's an older guy, not much of an athlete, and said he liked to hike around a little. Go to the shore line and wade up to his knees sort of thing.

He tells us : They found a poisonous spider in the house, a venomous snake in the back yard, and then he goes down to this place on a secluded cove to walk around in the water. I guess when he's in the water a beach patrol vehicle pulls up, screams at him to get out of the water because there are signs warning about jellyfish in the area :lol:

He says all of this happened during one day and he doesn't get scared of wildlife. He picked up the spider on a piece of wood to show to his granddaughter, she starts yelling and freaking out because apparently grandpa has one of the most poisonous spiders in the country on a stick :lol: The kind where you have about an hour to get help after getting bitten? Later in the day the snake was behind their home...another variety that can paralyze you with its venom, and then the jellyfish incident happened as the sun was going down.

He told us - It's all true, you can die with every step in that ___-ing country :lol:

Home Sweet Home.....

https://www.keyvisathailand.com/wp-content/uploads/australia-home-sweet-home.jpg

[lost in melb.]

Go on.....

It was very hot weather :slap:

[lost in melb.]

Home Sweet Home.....

https://www.keyvisathailand.com/wp-content/uploads/australia-home-sweet-home.jpg

Minus that fcuking Union Jack

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-428007bc3c954c91dfddf10b57f9511d

[lost in melb.]

It's currently -35 here :)



https://www.wimp.com/throwing-boiling-water-in-30c-in-yellowknife-nwt/


:shock:

Off the charts :hand:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/yKhJlDd.png[/img

[redred]

Minus that fcuking Union Jack

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-428007bc3c954c91dfddf10b57f9511dStop moaning you bunch of con's

[Muddy]

Stop moaning you bunch of con's
:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

Is the urban legend true you Aussie people?

You are all decedents of prisoners?

[RBP]

:lol:

Is the urban legend true you Aussie people?

You are all decedents of prisoners?Except for the black ones that the criminals pillaged. :p

[Hal-9000]

:doh:

I called them decedents ....(people who have died) How come auto correct doesn't help stupidity? :lol:

[The Monk]

Are you guys on the equator?

Are you American :?:

[The Monk]

Minus that fcuking Union Jack

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-428007bc3c954c91dfddf10b57f9511d


Stop moaning you bunch of con's


The Union Jack is there to remind us of all the "cons" that Britain sent here that made this great place... :lol:

[The Monk]

Minus that fcuking Union Jack

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-428007bc3c954c91dfddf10b57f9511d


:lol:

Is the urban legend true you Aussie people?

You are all decedents of prisoners?


Except for the black ones that the criminals pillaged. :p

Australians that are able to trace their ancestry to an original convict are very proud of that fact. I also believe Britain still has more convicts at home than were ever sent here. Australia was settled with convicts because the previous place to deport them was America and George lost that option in 1776.

RBP - some bad stuff with the locals yes, but don't believe everything you hear.....

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/yt2qCa2.jpg

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/StBl2Hc.jpg

[The Monk]

<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FOz raeliAvi%2Fvideos%2F761804280610714%2F&show_text=0&width=476" width="476" height="476" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>* .

[The Monk]

<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FNe bulor%2Fvideos%2F1387687401308436%2F&show_text=0&width=476" width="476" height="476" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>.

[redred]

The Union Jack is there to remind us of all the "cons" that Britain sent here that made this great place... :lol:I can't believe we choose to send the con's to a country that has better weather than us :lol:

[lost in melb.]

Stop moaning you bunch of con's

:willie:

[Hal-9000]

I can't believe we choose to send the con's to a country that has better weather than us :lol:

I watched the Australian version of Survivor. They take the castaways to an island in Samoa to play and all of them are like - Oooooh look at the beach and the trees....it's soooo warm and beautiful here.

Yet all of them come from places in southeastern Australia on the coasts...where there are beaches and nice trees and warmth :lol: feckin wankers..

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/chUokXN.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:lol: I wonder if he blew it

[The Monk]

:lol: I wonder if he blew it

:rofl: :rofl:

[richard3280]

I can't believe we choose to send the con's to a country that has better weather than us :lol:

That would be just about any other country in the world wouldn't it?

[richard3280]

I watched the Australian version of Survivor. They take the castaways to an island in Samoa to play and all of them are like - Oooooh look at the beach and the trees....it's soooo warm and beautiful here.

Yet all of them come from places in southeastern Australia on the coasts...where there are beaches and nice trees and warmth :lol: feckin wankers..

Oooh didn't expect such vitriol from someone from Canadia..you guys are one of us near enough!:lol:

[deebakes]

:lol: I wonder if he blew it

:bwaha: you funny canadian mother fucker :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

didgeridon't :hand:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/TU78lcD.jpg

[deebakes]

maybe if there wasn't 500+ lbs of pressure on that poor flip flop :|

[The Monk]

maybe if there wasn't 500+ lbs of pressure on that poor flip flop :|

Over here they are called "THONGS"..... and I don't weigh 500lbs - we have kilograms.... :lol:

[Muddy]

Over here they are called "THONGS"..... and I don't weigh 500lbs - we have kilograms.... :lol:

Is that your fat foot?

[The Monk]

<blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why women live longer than men. <a href="https://t.co/0GZtrj3HCM">pic.twitter.com/0GZtrj3HCM</a></p>&mdash; Darwin Award �� (@AwardsDarwin) <a href="https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/949749459512188928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 6, 2018</a></blockquote>
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.

[The Monk]

Is that your fat foot?

:lol: :?:

[deebakes]

Over here they are called "THONGS"..... and I don't weigh 500lbs - we have kilograms.... :lol:

the idea of a 250 kg monk in a thong is terrifying :shock:

[redred]

Thongs are ladies underware here

[deebakes]

same here :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Monk's ankle just killed the next 50 erections I was planning on :|

In other news, that flip flop picture is a good illustration how diamonds are formed from carbon and silicates :lol:

[The Monk]

Thongs are ladies underware here


same here :lol:

Also the same here but we also call this type of footwear "thongs." We'd look bloody silly walking around with women's underwear on our feet... :lol:

[The Monk]

Monk's ankle just killed the next 50 erections I was planning on :|




No problems - just think of how less tired your arm will be. :lol: :wank:

[Hal-9000]

No problems - just think of how less tired your arm will be. :lol: :wank:

you have some amazing cankles there my friend :thumbsup:

[The Monk]

<blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="a/QMq3f"><a href="//imgur.com/a/QMq3f">Just another day</a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/qN1ywPr.jpg

[deebakes]

:lol:

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/DgiYTyz.jpg

[The Monk]

<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fab cnews.au%2Fvideos%2F10157963879574988%2F&show_text=1&width=476" width="476" height="606" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>



:lol:

[The Monk]

<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fun iladmag%2Fvideos%2F4240923485930678%2F&show_text=1&width=476" width="476" height="568" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>



:lol:

[The Monk]

<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fab cnews.au%2Fvideos%2F10157976416369988%2F&show_text=1&width=267" width="267" height="749" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>



:lol:

[Hal-9000]

cause a falling bed doesn't have eight legs and giant red fangs ffs!!! :lol:

[The Monk]

cause a falling bed doesn't have eight legs and giant red fangs ffs!!! :lol:

You're just jealous 'cos you would like some of our "creatures"... :lol:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/LedzAkk.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/0eGbr97.png

[The Monk]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Australian girls be like. <a href="https://t.co/yBRsvaW4rj">pic.twitter.com/yBRsvaW4rj</a></p>&mdash; Meanwhile In Australia (@Landdownoz) <a href="https://twitter.com/Landdownoz/status/954368737217515521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 19, 2018</a></blockquote>
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:lol:

[redred]

that has to be fake , cobras are about the only thing you don't have :lol:

[The Monk]

that has to be fake , cobras are about the only thing you don't have :lol:

Of course it's fake - it's on a string... :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/HYoFsAc.jpg

[lost in melb.]

http://nwmi.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Aus-day-2017.jpg

[lost in melb.]

Also known as

http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/guardians-ewparty/guardians-karen-gillan-pom-klementieff-ew-comic-con-party-01.jpg

a

https://bullseyeshop.com/content/images/thumbs/0000756_bullseye-pom-pom-winter-hat_600.jpeg

day

[lost in melb.]

:(

[The Monk]

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wgU6XhrNBQs/WmntQoIablI/AAAAAAABFfo/xpIuZS_Rl6UEvwDhIDqdXu_b9Fas7qLswCEwYBhgL/s640/Oz%2B3.png

[The Monk]

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cmjkddp4UNQ/WmnugM_v7wI/AAAAAAABFgg/_QCYbGrlGKkx9_06aoB8K0DmYRFQ8SFsACEwYBhgL/s640/Oz%2B8.jpg

[The Monk]

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jpWCjH-ZlrY/Wmnvk2DnAaI/AAAAAAABFhE/yOgFY2B1AIYHCTapOBZloNBxxTDAd-2rQCEwYBhgL/s640/Oz%2B16.png

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/RaMFUtv.jpg

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/YvHXYuh.jpg

[The Monk]

Australia has 20% of the world’s poker machines, but only .33% of the world’s population.

https://i.imgur.com/eTo8gib.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/YvHXYuh.jpg

Happened in the North West of Western Australia at Newman in 2014.

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/oUSruYl.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/roCa3aY.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Hey, get out of Canada!!! Yer not welcome here :x

[The Monk]

Hey, get out of Canada!!! Yer not welcome here :x

It's just the hot parts - I thought you'd welcome that..... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It's just the hot parts - I thought you'd welcome that..... :lol:

Yep. Give us all of your southern and eastern beaches. And the girls that are laying on them. :face:

[lost in melb.]

Yep. Give us all of your southern and eastern beaches. And the girls that are laying on them. :face:

Sorry mate, you get the hot, humid crocodile infested bit :howdy:

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/jmsfmML.png

https://i.imgur.com/8fWaBpa.jpg

[deebakes]

:hand: that assumes both the earth and moon are round :nono:

[Hal-9000]

:hand: that assumes both the earth and moon are round :nono:

and that gravity works :face:

[The Monk]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fishing Australian style. <a href="https://t.co/fiACA7MP3M">pic.twitter.com/fiACA7MP3M</a></p>&mdash; Meanwhile In Australia (@Landdownoz) <a href="https://twitter.com/Landdownoz/status/960722834468278273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
.

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/1ZG190k.jpg

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/SjaguLl.jpg

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/e0w85xd.jpg



Monk...:dance:






:coat:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/e0w85xd.jpg



Monk...:dance:






:coat:

Yes.... that's me on the right..... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/1L0Z9eL.jpg

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/mmF7HXz.jpg

[redred]

https://i.imgur.com/GcZrlkn.jpg

[deebakes]

:lol:

[The Monk]

https://i.imgur.com/GcZrlkn.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/GcZrlkn.jpg

:burn:

:rofl:

[richard3280]

https://i.imgur.com/GcZrlkn.jpg

:australia::rofl:

[The Monk]

https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28378287_419340035188691_7190949999887174167_n.jpg ?oh=52eef26acc7db077a2a3eb7734503d88&oe=5B0761C0

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/GDzw6jU.jpg?1

[richard3280]

https://i.imgur.com/GDzw6jU.jpg?1

Notice where the arse end is?

[RBP]

Notice where the arse end is?

Canada.

[redred]

Canada.Lower :outtahere:

[RBP]

Lower :outtahere:

I have a cat. I know where the anus is.

[redred]

https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/cat-butt-tissue-dispenser-5889.jpg

[The Monk]

I have a cat. I know where the anus is.

Should we be asking why you are so familiar? :lol:

[The Monk]

https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/cat-butt-tissue-dispenser-5889.jpg

Yes - equal to California..... or maybe Washington??