2011 Fantasy Baseball League

[deebakes]

quite a comeback... :(

[DemonGeminiX]

Shit. Mush's team has gained on me and he's not even paying attention.

:meh:

[RBP]

quite a comeback... :(

Shucks!

You clipped me back at the end. That was a good match!

[RBP]

Looks like Dee is gonna get the league's best record back from RBP this week :-k

:fu:

[DemonGeminiX]

OMG! My batters are so fucking awesome tonight!!!










They're 3 for 19 so far. That's a .158 batting average.

:|

[deebakes]

5/26 for me, not a ton better.

now this week, my pitchers have decided to take it easy and lob meatballs over the plate :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol: Meatball lobbing, ftw!!! I'm stealing that for later.



I'm 5 for 28 right now.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One of my relievers blew a save last night, but got the win....kinda cancels each other out :|

[DemonGeminiX]

Gotta love those blown save wins.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I heard on local sports radio on the drive home that Helton isn't playing today, so I login and try to swap him out....but all my other 1st basemen have already played....and Yahoo still doesn't have an 'x' by Helton's name yet :x

[DemonGeminiX]

I better get some hits tonight... some meaning like 25 or more. And I better get some runs tonight too... some meaning 12 or more. And I better get some RBIs as well.... some meaning 30 or more.

Dammit.

8-[

[RBP]

I better get some hits tonight... some meaning like 25 or more. And I better get some runs tonight too... some meaning 12 or more. And I better get some RBIs as well.... some meaning 30 or more.

Dammit.

8-[


:-s

I'm just letting you stay close for the sport of it. :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

I'm just letting you stay close for the sport of it. :tup:

[-(

[RBP]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

I'm just letting you stay close for the sport of it. :tup:

:burn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Last week my team couldn't hit, this week it can't pitch :|

[DemonGeminiX]

I better get some hits this afternoon... some meaning like 25 or more. And I better get some runs this afternoon too... some meaning 12 or more. And I better get some RBIs as well.... some meaning 30 or more.

Dammit.






It kinda worked yesterday, so what the hell?

8-[

[RBP]

I better get some hits this afternoon... some meaning like 25 or more. And I better get some runs this afternoon too... some meaning 12 or more. And I better get some RBIs as well.... some meaning 30 or more.

Dammit.

It kinda worked yesterday, so what the hell?

8-[

:-s

deadlocked at 10-10!

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, but you're not running away with the batting stats right now, which is what I was worried about. Admittedly, you have more players that are notoriously better at taking bats than I have.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ah shit, now Hamels is gonna go on the DL. They pulled him after the 4th when Gonzalez's line drive ht him in the hand. Exactly the same thing that happened to Madson.

:no:

[DemonGeminiX]

Four guys benched so far. Joy.

:|

[DemonGeminiX]

Make that 5. Konerko's not playing either.

:|

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

Hit for me, you worthless bastards!!! I demand it!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I didn't check in time to get my SS switched out...Escobar isn't playing today :|

[DemonGeminiX]

My gamble didn't pay off... Beachy gave up 2 runs and the Braves aren't scoring shit right now.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always bet on black :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Dammit! Lee just got jacked up by the Bluejays!!!

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/EGnSC.gif

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't be that guy.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The man who lives on Mulberry Lane? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

Dammit Mo! One strike! All you needed was one strike!

I can't catch a break today!

:no:

[RBP]

Dammit Mo! One strike! All you needed was one strike!

I can't catch a break today!

:no:

:-s

And yet you've increased your lead. wah wah wah...

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

I can bitch about my closer if I want to.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ahhhhh, my team is really coming together this week. Instead of pitching but not hitting, or hitting but not pitching, they are finally doing both at the same time. Not pitching AND not hitting :tup:


:|

[DemonGeminiX]

Keep up the great work!

:tup:





8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Keep up the great work!

:tup:





8-[

:beatdown:

[DemonGeminiX]

Woohoo! I'm 2 for 18 so far!!!

:cheer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's what you get :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

That's just five players. I've got the rest of my lineup to hit yet.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you know what will happen to them [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

3 for 22!!!

I'm movin' on up! To the East side! To a deluxe apartment in the sky!!! I'm movin' on up! To the East side! I finally have my piece of the pie!!!!

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You brought it on yourself :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

4 for 25!!! Woohoo!!!

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

Fuck you, Humber. Worthless piece of shit.

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe you should pay him more :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

He gets paid too much. I'm gonna take away his teddy bear to teach him a lesson.

[-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Down to the wire like it always is against Mush. I don't like it when it's this close.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't wait so long to try and make a comeback then? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Don't call it a comeback! I've been here for years!

:dance:

[deebakes]

everytime RBP and i play it goes back and forth in the points until the last game of the week...

[Cactus]

I think I am having a pretty solid week :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gonna be a short week this week with the All Star Game :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Yep. No games until Thursday.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

From ESPN:


NEW YORK -- New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez has elected to undergo arthroscopic surgery to repair a slight meniscus tear in his right knee, a team spokesman confirmed Sunday.

He is expected to miss four to six weeks.

[DemonGeminiX]

RBP won't be happy.

[RBP]

From ESPN:

:rant:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rant:

:empathy:

[DemonGeminiX]

:shock:

Holy shit! I didn't realize the All-Star game was gonna count!

[Cactus]

wah??

[DemonGeminiX]

If you had players in the All-Star game, their stats counted towards the week. I could've put Halladay in and I didn't.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It did???


Son of a..... :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

It's not showing up now. Did you change something, Lance?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I didn't change anything :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I guess Yahoo zeroed it out then. Because stats were showing up for the players in the All-Star game last night.

[deebakes]

that would be crazy :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

David Ortiz has been suspended for 4 games

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AkMUqAe8OFA67iMrOcxHR_I5nYcB?slug=ap-orioles-redsoxbrawl-suspensions

[RBP]

David Ortiz has been suspended for 4 games

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AkMUqAe8OFA67iMrOcxHR_I5nYcB?slug=ap-orioles-redsoxbrawl-suspensions

God Dammit! :x

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, RBP. Lady Luck is showin' you no love at all as of late.

[RBP]

Time for some changes I reckon

[DemonGeminiX]

On the bright side, it's only 4 games. It's not like he's getting knee surgery or anything.

[RBP]

On the bright side, it's only 4 games. It's not like he's getting knee surgery or anything.

had to mention the knee surgery, didn't ya... :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:dance:

:lol:

[RBP]

Largest changes I have made all season, we'll see what happens. Hey DGX, get your waiver claim in for Choo, I know you want him.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Largest changes I have made all season, we'll see what happens. Hey DGX, get your waiver claim in for Choo, I know you want him.

Only 67 more roster transactions and you will be caught up yo DGX :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Largest changes I have made all season, we'll see what happens. Hey DGX, get your waiver claim in for Choo, I know you want him.

Out 8 to 10 weeks?

:hand:

I don't think so. That's the exact same reason why I dropped Oswalt.

And if I wanted him that badly, I would've offered a trade to you earlier.

[RBP]

Only 67 more roster transactions and you will be caught up yo DGX :lol:

:lol:

[RBP]

Out 8 to 10 weeks?

:hand:

I don't think so. That's the exact same reason why I dropped Oswalt.

And if I wanted him that badly, I would've offered a trade to you earlier.

I didn't play him much anyway tbh

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, I noticed. I don't really blame you. Those Cleveland guys, while they work great together as a team, individually they can be really frustrating. Cleveland wins as a team. Somebody different is always picking up the stats in each game.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

I see you dropped Carlos Pena too.

[RBP]

:-s

I see you dropped Carlos Pena too.

8-[

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

Don't you hate it when the boys from your home team breaks your heart?

[RBP]

:lol:

With Pujols back I didn't need him either.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ortiz is appealing the suspension, so he should play tonight

[RBP]

Ortiz is appealing the suspension, so he should play tonight

I put him in the lineup for that reason... and I get Prado back from the DL tonight.

I have 5 starting pitchers tonight. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

My batters suck tonight. I'm getting torn up.

:lol:

[deebakes]

me too :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

I got 5 hits out of 39 at bats last night.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My team was only 13 for 33 last night :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

13 for 33? I'd be ok with those numbers.

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh yeah, my team had a good night last night, I didn't realize it

:shifty:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

Karma's a bitch, young man.

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, I'm getting eaten alive.

:no:

[DemonGeminiX]

Holy shit! Cole Hamels is getting jacked up bad!!!

:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ortiz had his suspension cut to 3 games

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AlDv2vNKEhaIFr9K7hCajLc5nYcB?slug=ap-ortiz-greggsuspensions

[RBP]

Ortiz had his suspension cut to 3 games

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AlDv2vNKEhaIFr9K7hCajLc5nYcB?slug=ap-ortiz-greggsuspensions

no soup for you!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't want any soup :nono:

[RBP]

Stanton to replace big papi... c'mon big mikey.

And oh, how the fuck did I lose again last week. :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And oh, how the fuck did I lose again last week. :x

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So, I see DGX and myself are tied at 8 after 1 day :-k

An epic battle in the making perchance?

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh wow, RBP just leaped back into first place in our division.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You must have lost the week to someone I would imagine :-k








:shifty:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Whatever dude, that was our last regular season matchup and I beat your ass the first two times. I felt sorry for you and let you win, Mr. 1 - 2. You got lucky. I was in a generous mood.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, you threw the series with first place and a chance at the league's best record on the line....uh huh ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

If you know anything about me, then you know I don't like making things easier on myself. I always have to make it harder than it has to be.

:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/K8RwR.jpg

[RBP]

Oh wow, RBP just leaped back into first place in our division.

:lol:


:cheerlead:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/K8RwR.jpg

He looks like Hal

[DemonGeminiX]

Actually, my pitchers are tanking right now. They might be getting some wins but they're not helping my ERA or WHIP out any. Even today, Cliff Lee's getting his ass uncharacteristically spanked right now.

No matter, I'm not worried.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Actually, my pitchers are tanking right now. They might be getting some wins but they're not helping my ERA or WHIP out any. Even today, Cliff Lee's getting his ass uncharacteristically spanked right now.

No matter, I'm not worried.

http://i.imgur.com/mRgHV.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

You're trying to make a statement, but because no one can figure out what goes on in your head, everybody just kinda looks at you like this:


:huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need to get out more often :hand:


WHAT, ME WORRY?

Alfred E. Neuman has been Mad magazine’s mascot for years. But his face and even his “What, me worry?” slogan predate the magazine by 50 years. They were adapted from advertising postcards issued by a turn-of-the-century dentist from Topeka, Kansas, who called himself “Painless Romine”.

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/09/13/what-me-worry/

[DemonGeminiX]

I know who Alfred E. Neuman is, I know he's associated with Mad Magazine, but the "What, me worry?" was lost to me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They used that slogan for years :shakehead:

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh well.

*Shrugs*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh well.

*Shrugs*

:beatdown:

[DemonGeminiX]

And now you're letting RBP kick your ass.

:shakehead:

[RBP]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And now you're letting RBP kick your ass.

:shakehead:

It's been one day :-s

And I don't need to remind you that you were beating me pretty soundly all week....until the day when it mattered :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's been one day :-s

And I don't need to remind you that you were beating me pretty soundly all week....until the day when it mattered :dance:

Uh... no. Actually we were really close all week. It could have gone either way every day. Your win was no great comeback. Don't even try to paint it that way. Forget the overall score. Every day we were only separated by a few numbers in each individual stat that we were trading back and forth all week. That's hardly me beating you soundly. If I was beating you soundly all week, there would've been no way you could have come back. You would've lost, period.

And now I'm rooting for RBP to beat the ever loving shit out of you, you trash-talking punk. I call RBP to win this week's matchup 27 - 0 - 0.

:nana:

[RBP]

LOL @ "trash taking punk" :giggle:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Uh... no. Actually we were really close all week. It could have gone either way every day. Your win was no great comeback. Don't even try to paint it that way. Forget the overall score. Every day we were only separated by a few numbers in each individual stat that we were trading back and forth all week. That's hardly me beating you soundly. If I was beating you soundly all week, there would've been no way you could have come back. You would've lost, period.

And now I'm rooting for RBP to beat the ever loving shit out of you, you trash-talking punk. I call RBP to win this week's matchup 27 - 0 - 0.

:nana:

Ummm :wrong:

After being tied at 8 to start the week, you were up 16-4 the following day, hence the reason I was keeping my mouth shut. You can try and spin it any way you want, but the bottom line is you choked :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

Ummm :wrong:

After being tied at 8 to start the week, you were up 16-4 the following day, hence the reason I was keeping my mouth shut. You can try and spin it any way you want, but the bottom line is you choked :dance:

Again, no. Wrong. You're the one that's trying to spin it. Don't look at the overall score. It means nothing until all the week's games have finished Sunday night. What matters are the individual stats, and you were always in it everyday, trading stats back and forth with me all week. It could've gone either way every day. It's no great comeback to take over the stat when you're only one or two points away from tieing me in the stat in question to begin with. We were close in individual stats all week long. If I was beating you solidly all week long, I would've been up on you by 20 points in the majority of the stats, every day... and you would've lost, hands down. That never happened.

And RBP's gonna kick yo' ass.

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whatever you say choker :hand:


:banana:

[DemonGeminiX]

Keep talking shit. When you miss the playoffs, you'll see where all that shit talkin' got you.

:nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a 17 game lead over 3rd place :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

And you're still 5th overall, and out of the current projected playoff seedings.

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not supposed to work that way, that's why I went with 2 divisions instead of one league :wha:

*goes to look at the settings*

[DemonGeminiX]

No, don't change it. It's been like this all season long. If you want to make the playoffs, fight for it.

[deebakes]

I hope to make the playoffs :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

McCann's gone on the DL.

8-[

[Cactus]

It's not supposed to work that way, that's why I went with 2 divisions instead of one league :wha:

*goes to look at the settings*


If I lose my playoff spot, I am going to fill an official complaint with the commish :mad:

[DemonGeminiX]

My team is 3 for 24 so far tonight.

Yay!

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And now you're letting RBP kick your ass.

:shakehead:


:dance:


And now I'm rooting for RBP to beat the ever loving shit out of you, you trash-talking punk. I call RBP to win this week's matchup 27 - 0 - 0.

:nana:

http://i.imgur.com/3I7TC.png

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[DemonGeminiX]

:|

You let me down, RBP.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[RBP]

:|

You let me down, RBP.

Lance cheats :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

You should've cheated more.

[-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Now my batters aren't hitting again.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Give them back their bats? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll give you a bat!

:x

[deebakes]

I'll give you a bat!

:x

http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g395/grandanalog/bat.gif

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

:clue:

[DemonGeminiX]

Aww, come on, you lazy sacks of shit! Hit the freakin' ball!!!

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you give them back their bats? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

:stfu:

[DemonGeminiX]

Son of a bitch! The Mets' Daniel Murphy is out for the rest of the season with a torn MCL. He was one of my more reliable players, dammit!!!

:x

[deebakes]

next week you can make 6 moves again DGX, so you should be okay :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

My boys dropped the ball this week. :dunno:

Now I have to face my nemesis, the man who commands the team of ultimate evil.

[DemonGeminiX]

next week you can make 6 moves again DGX, so you should be okay :tup:

:suspect:

[Cactus]

Just like the real baseball season, I am bored with it and ready for football!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Glad to hear that someone in the playoff hunt is bored with the season :|

[DemonGeminiX]

Lance, I really hate Iannetta. This is the third time I've put him in my lineup and the son of a bitch never hits for me. Whatever happened to catchers that hit all the time?

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have one :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

McCann's on the DL.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He comes off on Friday :nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

Doesn't mean he's gonna hit.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes it does :)

[DemonGeminiX]

No it doesn't.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't be jealous :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm not jealous. It's pretty common for a player to come back from an injury and not be completely on his game. It usually takes a few games, or even up to a few weeks for the player in question to get back to form.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe for your 2nd rate catchers :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

You'll see.

[deebakes]

My boys dropped the ball this week. :dunno:

Now I have to face my nemesis, the man who commands the team of ultimate evil.

who dat? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

You know.

:nono:

[Cactus]

Glad to hear that someone in the playoff hunt is bored with the season :|

I blame Mtv and Sesame Street for my lack of attention span:nana::nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Mtv hasn't been worth anyone's attention since 1995.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I blame Mtv and Sesame Street for my lack of attention span:nana::nana:

I guess since you don't care, I should just go and tweak the settings so I'm in the playoffs instead then :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

No, that's cheating.























Since he doesn't care, bench all his players.

:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's easy to do, plus I can lock him out of his team so he can't change it back :shifty:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[Cactus]

Hey I never said I didn't care. I just said I was bored!! There is a difference :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I blame my lack of understanding you on Sesame Street and MTV :nana: :nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

I just love the fact that whenever I play against Dee's team, I can't get a fucking hit to save my life.

:|

[deebakes]

are you honestly bitching about WINNING stat categories already? :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

Actually, I'm finding every little thing I can to bitch about. I kinda had a bad day. I'm having a hard time finishing up fixing my damn water heater.

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh wow. Dee's destroyed my team.

[deebakes]

:dance: :cheerlead:

[DemonGeminiX]

:suspect:

[RBP]

Oh wow. Dee's destroyed my team.

At least you got beat up by the best team.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm 0 for 3 aqainst him.

:no:

[deebakes]

:dance: :cheerlead:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

*Bans Dee*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm 0 for 3 aqainst him.

:no:

Maybe you'll get to play him first in the playoffs :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Maybe you'll get to play him first in the playoffs :thumbsup:

If I even make the playoffs. The rate I'm going now, I'll lose every matchup I have left.

:no:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm making my playoff push right now :cheers:

[RBP]

I guess I should start paying better attention.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm making my playoff push right now :cheers:

:nono:

You're not going anywhere.


I guess I should start paying better attention.

No you shouldn't. Go back to sleep.

8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nono:

You're not going anywhere.

Am too :slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

Am too :slap:

To the golf course, while the rest of us are in the playoffs.

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I gained 7 games on Cactus beating him this past week....I have 4 more weeks to make up the last 4 or 5 games to take 4th place :nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

I gained 7 games on Cactus beating him this past week....I have 4 more weeks to make up the last 4 or 5 games to take 4th place :nana:

You'll get closer and closer, and in the very last week, you'll lose big and miss out on 4th place by a hair.

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You'll get closer and closer, and in the very last week, you'll lose big and miss out on 4th place by a hair.

:tup:

Or you'll keep fading and Cactus and I will both pass you while you miss the playoffs :dance2:

[DemonGeminiX]

You're gonna lose out purely because of that bullshit "the championship is mine" slogan. Karma.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whatever you have to tell yourself for your team's under performance lately :empathy:






:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

Keep talkin'.

;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBw25CrUS-o&ob=av2n

:-k :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1rjCZxtxo

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/S2ygC.png

I'm on a 5 week winning streak :dance2:

[RBP]

DGX is going down :x

[DemonGeminiX]

DGX is going down :x

:hand:

I don't swing that way. Go take your dirty proposition to Hal.

[-(

[RBP]

:slap:

you have a dirty mind :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

:slap:

you have a dirty mind :hand:

:-s

:potkettle:

[RBP]

lust! you're going to lose, sinner!

[DemonGeminiX]

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes, fight amongst yourselves while I slowly sneak up :shifty:

[RBP]

You couldn't sneak up on a deaf child. :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You couldn't sneak up on a deaf child. :hand:

:x

Sneak up on this bitch :x

:catapult:

[deebakes]

:woot:

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

Sneak up on this bitch :x

:catapult:

:lame:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

BOSTON (AP)—Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz will out indefinitely because of bursitis in his right heel that has forced his foot into a walking boot.

[RBP]

BOSTON (AP)—Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz will out indefinitely because of bursitis in his right heel that has forced his foot into a walking boot.

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

I wonder whose team he is on? :-k













:razz:

[DemonGeminiX]

He didn't play the past two days, so it's not like he was making an impact in our matchup.

[RBP]

I wonder whose team he is on? :-k

:razz:

If I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper. :x

[RBP]

He didn't play the past two days, so it's not like he was making an impact in our matchup.

Actually Lance did me a favor there, I wouldn't have noticed probably. 8-[

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh well. No biggie.

[RBP]

Oh well. No biggie.

As long as you don't blame Lance when you lose. :P

[Teh One Who Knocks]

As long as you don't blame Lance when you lose. :P

He blames me for everything :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

He blames me for everything :sad2:

Because it's your fault.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because it's your fault.

[-(

:stfu:

[DemonGeminiX]

Hahaha... I got destroyed today.

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

This is the shittiest week I've had so far.

[RBP]

:lol:

This is the shittiest week I've had so far.

:empathy:

[RBP]

:lol:

This is the shittiest week I've had so far.

Wow, I just looked at the score. Smoked!!

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, you can say that.

:lol:

[RBP]

Yeah, you can say that.

:lol:

:P

[DemonGeminiX]

4 - 18. That's just embarrasing enough to make you think about quitting.

:lol:

[RBP]

4 - 18. That's just embarrasing enough to make you think about quitting.

:lol:

And let Lance make the playoffs???

[DemonGeminiX]

You know what differentiates this week from every other week I've played (Besides the horrible score)?


I haven't dropped a single player this week.

[DemonGeminiX]

And let Lance make the playoffs???

If my team keeps putting up outstanding numbers like this, I'm not gonna have much of a say in the matter.

:lol:

[RBP]

You know what differentiates this week from every other week I've played (Besides the horrible score)?


I haven't dropped a single player this week.

I think you should drop them all. :giggle:


If my team keeps putting up outstanding numbers like this, I'm not gonna have much of a say in the matter.

:lol:

Lance > DGX ?

[deebakes]

i was thinking something was wrong with dgx since his team is stable this week :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't know. I went 2 - 1 against Lance. I'm pretty much doomed to be 2 - 1 against you. I'm 2 - 1 against GF. I'm 2 - 0 - 1 against Joebob. And I'm 0 - 3 against Dee, and if I keep this shit up, I'll be 0 - 3 against Cactus.

[DemonGeminiX]

i was thinking something was wrong with dgx since his team is stable this week :shock:

:dunno:

I liked everybody I had. I figured this was a good lineup. Then JJ Hardy stopped hitting and it's been like a communicable disease running through my lineup ever since. Chase isn't hitting right now. All my outfielders took the past 4 days off at the plate for some stupid reason. Some people got hits today, but it feels like I'm limping in towards the finish line when everybody else already finished the race.

[DemonGeminiX]

I gotta find that damned albatross and get it's carcass off of my ship.

[deebakes]

:empathy:

[RBP]

I gotta find that damned albatross and get it's carcass off of my ship.

That was deep dude... for realz...

[DemonGeminiX]

That was deep dude... for realz...

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

:lol:

[deebakes]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Animals_Children/Squirrel_Nut.jpg

[RBP]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Animals_Children/Squirrel_Nut.jpg

Perhaps it's the booze talking but I busted out laughing at that picture :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

The guys on my team started playing like shit when Daniel Murphy went on the season-ending DL list. He was my lucky charm.

[deebakes]

Perhaps it's the booze talking but I busted out laughing at that picture :lol:

:dance2:

[RBP]

ok, I am out guys... have a good night.

[DemonGeminiX]

:bye:

[deebakes]

:seeya:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

It got worse.