Outstanding User Quotes

[Goofy]

Minz posting her goodbyes in a zombie game thread :lol:


Off to work, might see you all later. :)


I'm thinking you didn't meant to post that in this thread Minz :lol: :lol:


:lol: maybe shes off to kill zombies or cut their hair

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Moved into here :banana:


ABOUT GOOFY...



typing gibberish again I take it :lol:


Even when he's sober, that's what he types :lmao:


Yea I think he tries to pass it off as gaelic or some shit but we know better ;)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Goofy]

Poch mahon [-(

[Vixen]

:dance: I've already made it into outstanding quotes :lol:

[The Monk]

Probably not enough room here for mine....

[The Monk]

:lol: These are so awesome.... so wrong, and so awesome

.....

[redred]

I want Lance's Meat!

wait... what?? 8-[

we all know what you're thinking

[The Monk]

we all know what you're thinking

That's why he walks funny.....:lol:

[Sapphire]

Poch mahon [-(

Beag an baol! [-(

[Goofy]

Beag an baol! [-(

Tha mi airson Gàidhlig ionnsachadh :sad2:

[Southern Belle]

huh?

[RBP]

I think they had a stroke like that lady on TV. :lol:

[Southern Belle]

:lol:

[Goofy]

It's Gaelic :)

[Pony]

I think they had a stroke like that lady on TV. :lol:


:rofl:

[DemonGeminiX]

Poch mahon [-(


Beag an baol! [-(


Tha mi airson Gàidhlig ionnsachadh :sad2:

:x

Look, now you have two of them doing it! Nice going, making fun of a gibberish speaker, you fools! Now you've turned him into a martyr!

[-(

[Southern Belle]

I can't find a translator...

[DemonGeminiX]

I think they had a stroke like that lady on TV. :lol:


:lol:

[Goofy]

:spy:

Entschuldigen sie bitte........ wo ist der haltestella? :-k

[Southern Belle]

I think it's cool to keep old languages alive!

[Goofy]

I can't find a translator...

I dont think there is an online translator for Gaelic :lol:

[Southern Belle]

I dont think there is an online translator for Gaelic :lol:

They're Gaelic to English dictionaries mostly or tools to translate whole web pages.

[DemonGeminiX]

I dont think there is an online translator for Gaelic :lol:

There is... for both Scottish Gaelic and Irish Gaelic. They're just not translating any of the crap you're typing.

:lol:

[Goofy]

They're Gaelic to English dictionaries mostly or tools to translate whole web pages.

Poch mahon = kiss my ass

Beag an baol! = no fear (or something similar)

Tha mi airson Gàidhlig ionnsachadh = i wish i could speak Gaelic :lol:


My great gran was fluent in gaelic, unfortunately she died when i was only 5 or 6......... would have been cool to learn it from her :)

[Southern Belle]

When I took English comp in high school, I didn't grasp why we had to learn the prelude to Canterbury Tales in Olde English, but now I know.

[Sapphire]

Tha mi airson Gàidhlig ionnsachadh :sad2:

Do it then :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-( [-(


2: This board is private and English is to be used as the main language.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ban him!

:x

[Sapphire]

Poch mahon = kiss my ass

Beag an baol! = no fear (or something similar)

Tha mi airson Gàidhlig ionnsachadh = i wish i could speak Gaelic :lol:


My great gran was fluent in gaelic, unfortunately she died when i was only 5 or 6......... would have been cool to learn it from her :)


It's Póg mo thóin!

None of your watered down Scots gaelic malarkey! Properly... As Gaeilge. ;)

[Goofy]

Do it then :tup:

Nah....... sounds too much like hard work :P


[-( [-(

Admin can bend the rules :hand:

[Goofy]

It's Póg mo thóin!

None of your watered down Scots gaelic malarkey! Properly... As Gaeilge. ;)

Damn Irish know-it-alls [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

It's Póg mo thóin!

None of your watered down Scots gaelic malarkey! Properly... As Gaeilge. ;)

See? He doesn't even know how to speak Gaelic. It is gibberish!

[-(

[Sapphire]

Damn Irish know-it-alls [-(

:lol:

:hug:

[Joebob034]

céad míle faílte
that's about the extent of my gaelic

[The Monk]

:spy:

Entschuldigen sie bitte........ wo ist der haltestella? :-k

Excuse me please...where is the Stella?

[The Monk]

What? No posts in a week???


Surely someone said something worth recording for posterity.....

[redred]

Why do I never see these topless protests :lol:


They're always scheduled before noon. :dance:

:lol:

[Southern Belle]

:lol:

[The Monk]

:meh:

I'm holding my "Hal tormenters society" membership card :tup:


:lol:

[The Monk]

when he sings Gimme Shelter I get an erection


I believe him....:shock:

[Sapphire]

:lol:

[Pony]

How much do you think it would cost to get a .50 cal machine gun mounted on my truck? :-k


:-k

Oh I dunno... 25 to life?

:mrgreen:

[Goofy]

Excuse me please...where is the Stella?

Close....... excuse me please , where is the bus stop :lol:


:mrgreen:

Pretty good :lol:

[Softdreamer]

What? No posts in a week???


Surely someone said something worth recording for posterity.....

We're too busy learning Garlic

[redred]

speaking the truth about JDgirl :lol:


Bugger me! you`re fit! :D

[Southern Belle]

Good here.. bored stiff really :|



I've never been aroused by boredom myself
Classic Ocelot :lol:

[redred]

:lol:

[Goofy]

I believe this is known as an 'epic fail' :thumbsup:


I hurt my hand attempting to masturbate last night. Pity me.

[RBP]

I believe this is known as an 'epic fail' :thumbsup:

:( :oops:

[Softdreamer]

Talking about my NSFW thread..


Yep, very nice surprise!! I need one of those in real life!!


A set of scrubs?? :P

Mind you, not that I looked. I just heard rumors. :oops:
:-k ........... :hand:[-(

[Goofy]

I found this mildly amusing :lol:


I officially hate people :thumbsup: Customers especially.......... but people in general :thumbsup: *books flight to the moon*


I agree people suck


and some swallow - so it's not always bad :)


I spit


Then you suck :)

[Southern Belle]

:lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Nice :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Nice :lol:

When did you sneak in chica???!!!!

welcome :)

[Dragoness_Cutie]

When did you sneak in chica???!!!!

welcome :)
Been here for a little bit now... you pay real close attention, don't ya? :lol: And thanks. Good to see you! :)

[Hal-9000]

Been here for a little bit now... you pay real close attention, don't ya? :lol: And thanks. Good to see you! :)

:oops:

I've been away on a journey to prescription drug land, apologies.I guess I should hit the new folks thread once every blue moon, I keep forgetting.

Belated salutations and permutations :)

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Meh, no worries... just felt like giving you hell... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Bring it Betty! :x :x :x



(I already have to deal with Lance daily, you're just another chick)


:lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Poor La... still getting abused... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

La......I love that name :lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Yeah, he's stuck with it from me. :lol: I'll be calling him La forever. :P

[Tank]

I wonder if the universe would explode if Katy and Zooey Deschanel would literally bump into each other?

:-k


as long as they did it over my dick, I wouldn't care 8-)

take a bow HJ!!!

now im not sure if you should be worried that i was thinking the same answer or if i should be worried that you thought the same thing!? :huh:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I had butthole surgery once, I dont let much near it.. :lol:

:lol: Now thats a great quote

[redred]

Most of the time I just glance over it. It usually looks like this: "blah, blah, blah... Canucks... blah, blah, blah... girlie... blah, blah, blah... hockey... blah, blah, blah..."

:mrgreen:

when asked if he reads any of godfathers posts :lol:

[Goofy]

when asked if he reads any of godfathers posts :lol:

:lol:

[Softdreamer]

He's probably raised over a billion dollars at this point for Muscular Dystrophy victims...


R.I.P. Jerry...


He's not dead ya' fuckin dork! :lol: He's retiring...

Talking about the Jerry Lewis news story:mrgreen::mrgreen:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

HAhahahaha

[Hal-9000]

DGX commenting on a recent Miley Cyrus concert performance :lol:



I wonder if she picks up all the dollar bills off of the stage all by herself or if she has people to do it for her?

:-k

[Hal-9000]

commenting on Godfather's hockey superstitions :thumbsup:



He's clenched tighter than a lisper on his first night in Juvi. :lol:

[redred]

. I wouldn't last 30 seconds in prisonhttp://forum.fwonk.com/images/smilies/gay.gif


You would probably come out with a Hugh Janus


:ffs:damn you!!
:lol2:well done mrs M

[The Monk]

Some people just have the talent....

[PorkChopSandwiches]

his dick could be a little larger..:wha:


so could yours :razz:

Hahahahhahaaha

[allsmiles]

In the Boy Toy thread:


does a cantaloupe count as a toy?:-k


How much lube do you need to get that up the...

Ah, I get ya

:giggle:

[Goofy]

Talking about Emma Watson :lol:


If she needs some dick, she has my number


She likes to be farted on...


Im fairly gassy

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I heard somewhere the first time he stuck his cock in her shitter , she went squealing across the bed on all fours crying and farting...

Talking about The Bieb and Gomez

[Goofy]

From the movie thread :lol:


What a coincidence...I'm just driving to the video store to get my copy right now :thumbsup:


I'm sorry sir, you need to pay your late fees before we let you downrent any more movies.


No dude I'm in the store right now!

I'm getting 500k on 5 links from the shelf in front of me :lol:

[Goofy]

:lol:


I have to get out...must move butt...so weak...can't give up...ass is nailed...fight the pain...stairs are close...couch is closer...body so heavy...must lose weight...haven't had Doritos in a long time...cheesecake in fridge...
gravity too strong...lift one leg...fart...


must boltivate

[Hal-9000]

Minz burning me bad in my coming out thread :lol:



I had a very large sales rep (dude is 6'5'', used to play football) who is known for being abrupt and rude, give me a mouthful one day on the phone..



So this is the reason for this thread? :huh:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

you just making me harder homey

:shock:

[Iffy]

Poch mahon [-(

http://www.gambling911.com/files/publisher/Pacman-052610L.jpg?0 :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I may suck off the little dog next door tonight...he's been barking at everything lately and needs to calm the fuck down

http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stoned-birthday-dog-party.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

oh noes...



:oops:

[KevinD]

Yeah, he did that!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

or is this more fitting?

http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stoned-birthday-dog-blow-job-480x316.jpg

[Hal-9000]

PCS? When I take a pic of the crazy little dog next door, you're gonna freak.He looks just like the dog face in those pictures :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Thats funny, what are the chances? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

His hair is a bit longer now, but he's that breed for sure.He's a little guy that almost resembles a fat poodle.

and he's cwaaaaazy :lol:

[Jezter]

Only a bag of pedigree snacks. He bark you long time! Barky barky growly barky.

[Hal-9000]

Jez that dog licks anything you stick through the fence...

[Jezter]

Jez that dog licks anything you stick through the fence...

Voice of personal experience speaking now? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:cantincriminateself:


:oops:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Jez that dog licks anything you stick through the fence...

http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20090604&t=2&i=10386812&w=460&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=2009-06-04T201142Z_01_BTRE5531K3N00_RTROPTP_0_CUBA-AGRICULTURE

[Hal-9000]

now you cut that out...something I can stick my dick into and it smells like bacon too??

only so much a man can take :hand:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: GREAT Kesha satire




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ9nykstdAE

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Well its not a user quote, but a great tweet none the less


DirtNasty Dirt Nasty/Mr. Rex
Hey all you anti Americans using Facebook on your Iphones wearing Levis drinking Diet Coke....FUCK YOU!

[Muddy]

:lol: love it..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hitting the nail on the head

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

That doesn't apply to me. I don't use facebook, I don't have an Iphone, and I don't drink Diet Coke.











I do wear Levis, though.

8-[

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:nono:

That doesn't apply to me. I don't use facebook, I don't have an Iphone, and I don't drink Diet Coke.











I do wear Levis, though.

8-[

I was hoping it didnt apply to you because you werent anti american

[Muddy]

:slapchopfuck:

[DemonGeminiX]

I was hoping it didnt apply to you because you werent anti american

I assumed the big thing.

[Hal-9000]

I don't drink diet shite, I don't wear levi's and I don't have an iPhone...

does that make me a non American?











:dance: yesssss

[Muddy]

I don't drink diet shite, I don't wear levi's and I don't have an iPhone...

does that make me a non American?

:dance: yesssss

Get out of here with your ol' Pontiac... :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Get outa here with your Twilight loving self

[Hal-9000]

Get out of here with your ol' Pontiac... :lol:

HEY! I took the Grand-Amborghini in earlier this week for an oil change and to investigate a sound...

new front brakes, new serpentine belt and 620 dollars later.....Imma getting some pussy :afro:

[Hal-9000]

Get outa here with your Twilight loving self

Haven't done Eclipse yet...how about yooooooo????

be honest..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Haven't done Eclipse yet...how about yooooooo????

be honest..

My wife read all the books, her and my daughter go to see the movies. I couldn't get trough 20 minutes of the first one and haven't tried the rest. Im a huge fan of vampire movies, which is why I think I dont care for these

[Hal-9000]

My wife read all the books, her and my daughter go to see the movies. I couldn't get trough 20 minutes of the first one and haven't tried the rest. Im a huge fan of vampire movies, which is why I think I dont care for these

:lol:

I felt soiled after Twilight 2...in that back alley, date rape drug, wake up with your panties around your ankles kinda way :|

[Hal-9000]

Muddy..

I say I was driving the Grand-Amborghini and gittin some pussy!

:lol:

[Muddy]

Grand Amborghini is pure genus..... :mrcool:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Getting pussy....comedy :lol:

[JoeyB]

in that back alley, date rape drug, wake up with your panties around your ankles kinda way :|

Damn it Hal, must you keep bringing that up? How many times have I apologized? Let it go already.

[Hal-9000]

Getting pussy....comedy :lol:

what a giant butt hole you are :lol: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Damn it Hal, must you keep bringing that up? How many times have I apologized? Let it go already.

Gee mister, why does your aftershave smell like chloroform?

[JoeyB]

Gee mister, why does your aftershave smell like chloroform?

Same reason your butt will smell like Crisco come the morning.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

what a giant butt hole you are :lol: :lol:

:dance:

[Muddy]

I'm so glad the week is almost over


I just talked to Obama, he agreed to extend this week another 3 days :thumbsup:

:lol:

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[Muddy]

I knew FBD was on the pipe.. :lol:


Can we refrain from posting shit like this? You have absolutely no idea how bad of a mood this just put me in. :meh:


I kind of agree...


:lol: you posted it.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hahahahahahah

[Hal-9000]

Muddy hits a thread with me and PCS idly chatting about drugs...:lol:



I feel like I'm sitting under a bridge..

[Goofy]

Classic :lol:


Can we charge dee every time he uses a :wank: icon ?


:lwank:



:dance: :cheerlead:


Oh, nice, he reversed the charges. Now you owe him.

[redred]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

occasionally more than just drivel comes outta that hal guy's mouth...




THANKS VERY MUCH LANCE, for providing us with so many daily galleries to look at :thumbsup: Righteous work bro and we appreciate it

[redred]

:kissass:

[Hal-9000]

236 pages of galleries, something like 30 galleries per page..that's amazing.


































and I want a free Fileserve account for 30 days :lol:

[redred]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*Does Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor grunt*


I dont know.. Does he?

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

not seeing the funny :tumble:

[RBP]

Discussing a man who fucked a chihuahua


A 3 year old :shock:


A Chihuahua :shock:


Bautista :shock:


was he in the wwe?


No, he was in a Chihuahua


:rimshot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[RBP]

Oh c'mon Lancey-pants, I am still laughing about that one.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I read it a few times....my expression ----------> :|

[minz]

I saw the funny side RBP. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It was HILARIOUS :lol:

+1 to PCS

[RBP]

Thanks Minzy! :hug:

Thanks Hal!

silly Lance. :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Lance knows not teh funny

[redred]

i :lol:ed

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

PCS discussing supplementary diet concerns in a thread about a fruitarian ..



She gets her protein from one nut a day :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Victoria Secret Fashion Show (twice :oops:)


sucks gettin old eh? :lol:


It was pretty good. Had maroon5, Jay's and lantern perform as well


:hand: I just watched it for the articles...

Comedy

[redred]

I got an iPad 2, So you all can hate me now.. :)


Now? :lol:

made me laugh:lol:

[Goofy]

No beating about the bush with Lee :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/HdKmC.jpg

Man, here's another movie I don't understand all the hate for...I thought this was awesome :thumbsup:


I don't hate it I just think it was shite

[redred]

:lol:

[redred]

in the well done 4k joey thread


Congrats on 4K JoeyB :tup:

When do I get to see your junk?:-k


haven't you had enough of it in 4k + posts? :-k

:-k :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Talking about Amber Heard's Lesbianism:


Id turn her


more gay? :-k

:lol:

[Fodster]

http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/when-you-get-a-stain-on-your-new-shirt.gif

[DemonGeminiX]

:empathy:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/when-you-get-a-stain-on-your-new-shirt.gif

:lol:

[deebakes]

http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/when-you-get-a-stain-on-your-new-shirt.gif

http://i.imgur.com/okOXF.gif

[Hal-9000]

Lance in a Serena Williams picture thread :lol:




Hulk mad! Hulk smash! :x

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Kelly Osbourne Off The Wagon, Drinking Again!


she must've fallen off that wagon face first


:lol:

[Muddy]

Pretty clever.. :lol:


Happy birthday Joebob spongepants! I owe you a pint**.



**Pint not redeemable for blood. Recipient is responsible for all local, state, and federal taxes. Gratuity is extra. Not valid on weekends, holidays, or other designated occasions. Must have ID confirming age. Not valid in the continental US or outside of the continental US. Drink must be consumed within five minutes. Glass, mug, or whatever serving vessel is used must be returned, and in good shape. May not be combined with other offers. Coupon may not be sold, transferred, duplicated, mangled, sexually molested, or used as an emergency patch on a leaking spacesuit. Non alcoholic beverage may be substituted. 'Air' may be construed as a beverage for the purpose of this offer. Allergy warning: this offer may contain traces of milk, eggs, walnuts, peanuts, Peanuts characters, wheat, soy, Jimmy Hoffa, or green slime. This post was manufactured in a facility that handles nuclear waste. Wash hands after reading, pooping, masturbating, or fingering Lindsay Lohan. Do not reveal nature of offer to outside individuals or the Illuminati will eat your liver right out of your still living body. Happy birthday!

[JoeyB]

Pretty clever.. :lol:

Good luck getting that pint out of me :bday:

[Goofy]

Lance in a Serena Williams picture thread :lol:

:mrgreen:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

well you two bare-balled homos have fun tickling your faggy balls while you look at her picture.


He's like a gawddamn poet

[Hal-9000]

:lol: I was just looking at that post trying to figure out what I missed

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Muddy and I were talking about shaving our balls ;) RBP says he preferred our balls with the hair on them :dance:

[Hal-9000]

RBP is so cool and accepting that way :thumbsup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

when he puts on that Cub Scout leader uniform and sets up the tent in his basement......I come a running! :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Do I get a merit badge if I tie a knot in THIS?

:)

[Muddy]

Muddy and I were talking about shaving our balls ;) RBP says he preferred our balls with the hair on them :dance:

Hahaha...

[RBP]

:lol:

[deebakes]

From a thread discussing lana del rey's tour delay:




Singer Lana Del Rey postponed her tour in the wake of her disastrous "Saturday Night Live" appearance last month, sources said.

The performance grew so notorious, it was spoofed by Kristen Wiig on the show itself last weekend.


They had Kristen Wig imitate her on the weekend update last week, it was pretty fucking funny....which is more then I can say for the rest of the show.


"The performance grew so notorious, it was spoofed by Kristen Wiig on the show itself last weekend."

third sentence...you don't miss much do you man?


:lol:

Fucking genius :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I just read headlines ;)

[redred]

you've been around muddy to long :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Muddy]

:x

[redred]

what? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Wow those grey buttons are ugly.


:rofl:

[Goofy]

:(

[deebakes]

:empathy:

[minz]

:(

Awe I only mean the colour, can we have them pink please then they will look soooo pretty

[Hal-9000]

If them buttons turn pink I'll ban myself

[Goofy]

Awe I only mean the colour, can we have them pink please then they will look soooo pretty

I'll make you a special one :mrgreen:

[minz]

If them buttons turn pink I'll ban myself


I'll make you a special one :mrgreen:

Please please please Goofy, free massages for the rest of your life if the buttons go pink :lol:

[minz]

I'll make you a special one :mrgreen:

Now that would be awesome :tup:

[Hal-9000]

right after I finish wanking myself, I'm banning myself :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll make you a special one :mrgreen:

You gonna make one that says WHINER? :-k



:dance:

[Hal-9000]

:thumbsup:

[minz]

You gonna make one that says WHINER? :-k



:dance:

Its not whining it, I was just making myself heard. :-k

[minz]

:thumbsup:

:fu:

[Goofy]

Done :lol:

[minz]

Done :lol:

Woohoo, goofy, your just the best ever :hug:

[Goofy]

:spy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

[Goofy]

:|

What? At least with that tag people will know who to stalk :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who? :-s

[Goofy]

Why? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monkey? :confused:

[Goofy]

Giraffe!!! Hah!! I win :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

[minz]

Well I like it. :)

[Hal-9000]

*touches Minz's big pink girlie button*



:dance:

[minz]

*touches Minz's big pink girlie button*



:dance:

You can push my buttons any time you like :lol:

[Hal-9000]

didn't have any troubles finding it, that's unusual



:rofl:

[minz]

didn't have any troubles finding it, that's unusual



:rofl:

Your just jealous.

[Hal-9000]

I have 3 large buttons...and they're very sensitive [-(

[Goofy]

I have 3 large buttons...and they're very sensitive [-(

Where? :-k























Impersonating an administrator is a serious offense :nono: Report to my office immediately

[minz]

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

Where? :-k



Impersonating an administrator is a serious offense :nono: Report to my office immediately


go out for coffee and my station in life changes :(

[Hal-9000]

my penis grew two inches with those admin buttons

[Goofy]

go out for coffee and my station in life changes :(

Police station :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

my penis grew two inches with those admin buttons

Mine is huge :tup:

[minz]

my penis grew two inches with those admin buttons


Mine is huge :tup:

:huh:




:lol:

[Hal-9000]

now I'm just a dweller :|


*waggles pinky finger in the air*

[minz]

now I'm just a dweller :|


*waggles pinky finger in the air*

I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll make you a pink girlie like me. :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

yeah..right about the time I log off :meh:

[Hal-9000]

I've been violated so many times in the past day, I feel like Courtney Stodden getting a massage from 5, 12 year old boys :x

[Goofy]

now I'm just a dweller :|


*waggles pinky finger in the air*


I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll make you a pink girlie like me. :rofl:


yeah..right about the time I log off :meh:

:shifty:


I've been violated so many times in the past day, I feel like Courtney Stodden getting a massage from 5, 12 year old boys :x

:empathy: You love it really

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been violated so many times in the past day, I feel like Courtney Stodden getting a massage from 5, 12 year old boys :x

Thanks for that mental image :|

[Hal-9000]

Thanks for that mental image :|



http://i44.tinypic.com/2up2xav.jpg

[Goofy]

Made me giggle :lol:


:-k :-k


http://www.speedtest.net/result/1771518105.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

8-[



:beatdown:


http://www.speedtest.net/result/1771518105.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

8-[

:x


even my beatdown guy is going slow because of my lame bandwidth :sad2:

[redred]

holy shit they worked :shock:

in one of porkys hotlinked porn posts :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Not any more :dance:

[redred]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Canadians : Go hard or go home :lol:



:lol: Sounds like a great weekend


I puked so hard the capillaries around my eyes burst... going to look real professional like at the office tomorrow

[Muddy]

Oh I have a serious response but didn't want to ruin the tone :lol:


let's just say that I believe there are 2 types of people and that determines which path you walk in life.............ok, so including me there are 3 types of people :lol:


Straight, gay, and bi?

:lol: thats good

[Hal-9000]

he's just pissed off cuz I really licked his ass last time we played MW3 online :lol:

[Muddy]

Hal... please proof read your posts.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I invite it, don't I? :oops:

[Muddy]

I wasn't sure if that was intentional or subconscious.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm going to say a little of both for 500 Pat :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Hal... please proof read your posts.. :lol:

Bwhahaha

[Hal-9000]

In a story about customer rage over unavailable sausages :lol:




I wonder what's the wurst sentence that can be thrown down on her buns?

:-k


I wonder if she'll relish her time in jail.

:-k


I bet she didn't think the police officer could ketchup to her.

8-[


Quit being a brat. Frankly, you're not cutting the mustard.

[Goofy]

Link?

























:coat:

[Hal-9000]

http://i43.tinypic.com/rc3h4j.jpg

[deebakes]

triforce ftw :cheer:

[Hal-9000]

Occasionally there are posts that stop you in your tracks :lol:


:oops: Though I never really thought about it, isn't MG black? lol


MG? That motherfucker is whiter than me. :lol:

There was ptownstompin I think was black and there was a guy from California who's name escapes me. :-k

[Hal-9000]

For the record I think that Ptown was Latino or Mediterranean and treesmoke is definitely a black fellow (he's a FB friend of mine)

[KevinD]

I don't really care who is or isn't. Would have to re-read the thread for context, but I was trying to be funny/sarcastic. Didn't work too well I guess. lol

[redred]

can muddy jump?

[minz]

can muddy jump?

Sideways?

[Muddy]

Not with this gut.. :mrgreen:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

For the record I think that Ptown was Latino

Yeah

[redred]

Not with this gut.. :mrgreen:

:lol: i can jump a queue

[Muddy]

For the record. The "gut" in my name/handle refers to a

gut - a narrow channel or strait

channel - a deep and relatively narrow body of water (as in a river or a harbor or a strait linking two larger bodies) that allows the best passage for vessels; "the ship went aground in the channel"

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have some Mexican jumping beans

[redred]

kriss kross will make you ......

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.homageclothing.com/store/images/jackie/KrissKrossA_01.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I don't really care who is or isn't. Would have to re-read the thread for context, but I was trying to be funny/sarcastic. Didn't work too well I guess. lol

Wow touchy much? :lol: I don't care who's pink or blue either....

and yes I read the thread in context and yes it does appear you were asking a legit question about Muddy....own that shame brother

[Teh One Who Knocks]

kriss kross will make you ......

I liked that song when it came out way back when :oops:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We don't need a toking black guy. He'll just get the munchies afterward :mrgreen:


:lol:

[redred]

I liked that song when it came out way back when :oops:

and me :lol:

[Muddy]

Its on wii dance 2.

[redred]

i don't have one of them now got rid of it for a ps3

[Muddy]

Bad move.