Teh One Who Knocks
10-06-2017, 12:01 PM
Ashitha Nagesh for Metro.co.uk
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Nothing says ‘happiest day of our lives’ quite like giving a blow job in a forest.
That was the thinking of one new mother-in-law, who suggested that her kid and their new spouse do this extremely romantic photo shoot on their wedding day. (Thanks, mum.)
The groom stands in a forest clearing with his blue suit trousers at his ankles, while his bride – still in her wedding dress and veil – is on her knees in front of him.
Michel Klooster, the couple’s wedding photographer in the Netherlands, posted the photo online, and since then it has had thousands of shares.
He wrote: ‘Some newlyweds cannot wait for the party to be over so they can quietly retreat to their suite for a smashing wedding night. Luckily they already exchanged their wedding vows and they were officially married.’
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So romantic (Picture: CEN/Michel Klooster)
If you’re worried that the bride actually was giving the groom a cheekie blowie while their innocent guests sipped champagne, don’t fret – it was all staged.
‘I don’t want private parts visible on the picture, but everything that creates the impression is interesting,’ Klooster added.
‘They were anyway very cheerful people. A nice and casual wedding, at which everything did not have to be so formal.
‘Anyone who thinks this is offensive still lives in the year 1996 according to my opinion. Of all the pictures taken, there is one that is playful, which in 10 years is still fantastic to talk about.
‘Give these people their joy. That is also something I wish to you. Life is already prudish enough.’
https://i.imgur.com/kNcWFUe.jpg
Nothing says ‘happiest day of our lives’ quite like giving a blow job in a forest.
That was the thinking of one new mother-in-law, who suggested that her kid and their new spouse do this extremely romantic photo shoot on their wedding day. (Thanks, mum.)
The groom stands in a forest clearing with his blue suit trousers at his ankles, while his bride – still in her wedding dress and veil – is on her knees in front of him.
Michel Klooster, the couple’s wedding photographer in the Netherlands, posted the photo online, and since then it has had thousands of shares.
He wrote: ‘Some newlyweds cannot wait for the party to be over so they can quietly retreat to their suite for a smashing wedding night. Luckily they already exchanged their wedding vows and they were officially married.’
https://i.imgur.com/3xprx93.jpg
So romantic (Picture: CEN/Michel Klooster)
If you’re worried that the bride actually was giving the groom a cheekie blowie while their innocent guests sipped champagne, don’t fret – it was all staged.
‘I don’t want private parts visible on the picture, but everything that creates the impression is interesting,’ Klooster added.
‘They were anyway very cheerful people. A nice and casual wedding, at which everything did not have to be so formal.
‘Anyone who thinks this is offensive still lives in the year 1996 according to my opinion. Of all the pictures taken, there is one that is playful, which in 10 years is still fantastic to talk about.
‘Give these people their joy. That is also something I wish to you. Life is already prudish enough.’