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Teh One Who Knocks
10-19-2017, 11:54 AM
Blake Bowers - ABC 7 Chicago


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GOLDSBORO, North Carolina -- On Sunday, a Goldsboro man reported to police that he was slapped with a package of bacon.

Yes, a package of bacon...

According to a police report, the man said he was arguing with his girlfriend at their apartment on West Lockhaven Drive when she struck him in the face with an uncooked package of bacon.

Goldsboro police said charges had not yet been filed; officers did not mention if they confiscated the delicious evidence.

Hopefully, the couple can meat in the middle and work out their differences.

Goofy
10-19-2017, 01:16 PM
She might've cooked it first [-(

RBP
10-19-2017, 01:20 PM
He should slap her in the face with his raw meat now.

deebakes
10-19-2017, 02:10 PM
:hand: that would be sexual assault :nono:

RBP
10-19-2017, 02:35 PM
:hand: that would be sexual assault :nono:Nah, he's just dicking around.

deebakes
10-19-2017, 02:40 PM
Me too.

Teh One Who Knocks
10-19-2017, 03:02 PM
Nah, he's just dicking around.

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