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JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:03 AM
Hello. I already said hello in the title to this thread, so why did I have to repeat it again now? :-k

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:07 AM
:shock::bye: Me try make poll, get message:

"You can only add a poll to a thread within 2 minutes of posting the thread."

Can't even copy/paste options fast enough! Me upset, talk like Tarzan, fuck Jane.

Godfather
07-03-2011, 06:12 AM
:lol: Sup!! Welcome welcome

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:13 AM
:lol: Sup!! Welcome welcome

This is not my welcome thread, this is my "can't post a poll fast enough thread".

Godfather
07-03-2011, 06:17 AM
Well then I hijacked it and made it a welcome thread for you. I hope you find that grossly offensive

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:20 AM
I find the vaginas of whores to be grossly offensive. This is mostly odd and inappropriate, like asking strangers in a very suspicious tone of voice if they are 'Jews'.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 06:23 AM
Hi Joey. :) Hopefully I won't be used as butter.

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:24 AM
You would always be jam. I thought you were going to bed? Also, you are officially my first friend, and by that, I mean ever, anywhere.

Godfather
07-03-2011, 06:26 AM
I already said hello twice :x My hello quota has been exceeded. You'll have to wait until midnight for another

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:27 AM
Seriously, how do I make a poll? It says you have to post within two minutes and I can't get the freaking options in that fast! Make Joey mad! Joey smash forum, have sex with forum remnants.

Hey, Dragoness cutie's sig just changed.

Godfather
07-03-2011, 06:28 AM
I honestly haven't got a clue... you should start a poll and find out

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:29 AM
I did! Twice!

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:42 AM
I already said hello twice :x My hello quota has been exceeded. You'll have to wait until midnight for another

Midnight for me, or midnight for you?

Foxdana
07-03-2011, 06:42 AM
Hey Joey!

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 06:43 AM
Hey Joey!

Hello! I'm Batman.

DemonGeminiX
07-03-2011, 06:59 AM
Well look what the cat dragged in. Welcome to the forum, JB. How's the Pepsi bottle full of urine doing?

Oh, and in response to a query posted elsewhere, yes I am.

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 07:01 AM
Well look what the cat dragged in. Welcome to the forum, JB. How's the Pepsi bottle full of urine doing?

Oh, and in response to a query posted elsewhere, yes I am.

Coke bottle! Don't say Pepsi or Jez will eat your face.

DemonGeminiX
07-03-2011, 07:03 AM
:hand:

Jez is stuck braving the ravaged northern wastelands gripped in the icy embrace of Ragnarok.

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 07:05 AM
:hand:

Jez is stuck braving the ravaged northern wastelands gripped in the icy embrace of Ragnarok.

That's a fairly grim view of Summer in Finland.

DemonGeminiX
07-03-2011, 07:07 AM
That's a fairly grim view of Summer in Finland.

:nono:

Ragnarok knows no seasons.

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 07:09 AM
:nono:

Ragnarok knows no seasons.

I'm pretty sure it was a winter thing. Or will be...shit, when does it or did it happen? Predestiny sucks cock. Whatever, let's all just go hump some Norwegian women. Who's with me?

Jezter
07-03-2011, 07:34 AM
Well look what the cat dragged in. Welcome to the forum, JB. How's the Pepsi bottle full of urine doing?

Oh, and in response to a query posted elsewhere, yes I am.
NO! Pepsi bottles are out of limits even for Joye's twisted mind! And penis.

Coke bottle! Don't say Pepsi or Jez will eat your face.
I will fuck it first, then I'll eat it. Wait..that was my plan for ze wimmin folk... :-k

:hand:

Jez is stuck braving the ravaged northern wastelands gripped in the icy embrace of Ragnarok.
:lol:

That's a fairly grim view of Summer in Finland.


:nono:

Ragnarok knows no seasons.
:lol: Oh you guys... :tup:

I'm pretty sure it was a winter thing. Or will be...shit, when does it or did it happen? Predestiny sucks cock. Whatever, let's all just go hump some Norwegian women. Who's with me?
Good choice! Wouldn't want to stick it in those pesky Swedes...

Jezter
07-03-2011, 07:34 AM
Oh crap! I forgot to say welcome... so... WELCOME JOEYB!

Goofy
07-03-2011, 10:21 AM
Joseph :hi:

KevinD
07-03-2011, 10:35 AM
Howdy Ma'am!

Yt Trash
07-03-2011, 12:03 PM
Good Day to you sir!

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 03:15 PM
You would always be jam. I thought you were going to bed? Also, you are officially my first friend, and by that, I mean ever, anywhere.
Well that's good to know. I like jam better anyways. And I was, it just took me a little longer to go through my ritual of checking email and forums before bed than usual.


Hey, Dragoness cutie's sig just changed.
Yep, it does that. Every time the page reloads. Or in case of severely shitty internet, I can sometimes have two different signatures on the same page. :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 03:15 PM
oh my Lord...did someone leave the back door open? :dance:


Welcome Joey, there's a whole new set of infractions for posting in blue font.Lance will notify you upon each subsequent banning :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2011, 05:23 PM
Hello, please read this now or your face will melt and you'll be used as butter by an alien lifeform.

Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 06:07 PM
ooooh I love sequins :cheerlead: ...and sashes!

DemonGeminiX
07-03-2011, 06:58 PM
Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence

:-s

I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 07:04 PM
Joey's posting explicit pictures? :-s








:wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2011, 07:57 PM
:-s

I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.

Yes he was :-s

DemonGeminiX
07-03-2011, 08:21 PM
Yes he was :-s

:-k

I don't think so.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2011, 08:22 PM
It explicitly states to read this now or your face will melt etc.....there are no facts to back that statement up :nono:

DemonGeminiX
07-03-2011, 08:26 PM
That's not a supposition, it's a declaration... an absurd declaration, but a declaration nonetheless. It's not a statement designed to prove the outcome stated.

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 08:36 PM
Oh crap! I forgot to say welcome... so... WELCOME JOEYB!

Thank you Jez, I missed Finland.


Joseph :hi:

Goofus :hi:


Howdy Ma'am!

Well hello kind sir, tee hee. Enjoying the heat of summer in Texas?


Good Day to you sir!

I actually have no idea who you are. This is awkward, but hello.


Yep, it does that. Every time the page reloads. Or in case of severely shitty internet, I can sometimes have two different signatures on the same page. :mrgreen:

Guess what? My sinuses are clean as a whistle. Question is, why do we assume whistles are clean, I mean, people blow and spit into them all day, which seems extraordinarily unsanitary. So, I'm clean as something that's not a whistle. Also, your sig is messing with mah brain. MAH BRAIN WOMAN.


oh my Lord...did someone leave the back door open? :dance:


Welcome Joey, there's a whole new set of infractions for posting in blue font.Lance will notify you upon each subsequent banning :thumbsup:

This isn't blue, you've just been taking too much viagra.


Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence

:-s
I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.

Yes he was :-s

:-k
I don't think so.

It explicitly states to read this now or your face will melt etc.....there are no facts to back that statement up :nono:

That's not a supposition, it's a declaration... an absurd declaration, but a declaration nonetheless. It's not a statement designed to prove the outcome stated.

Wow, this argument doesn't even need me. Though, DGX is correct, obviously. As for proof, would you really want an alien lifeform to show up at your home and eat your face? I mean, that's the sort of proof a person shouldn't really go looking for. It's like when someone tells you they tried to pass gas but things turned wet. You know what? I'll take their word for it, no proof needed.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 08:43 PM
ooooh I love sequins :cheerlead: ...and sashes!
:lol:


Guess what? My sinuses are clean as a whistle. Question is, why do we assume whistles are clean, I mean, people blow and spit into them all day, which seems extraordinarily unsanitary. So, I'm clean as something that's not a whistle. Also, your sig is messing with mah brain. MAH BRAIN WOMAN.
Glad it worked out for you! Did you choke and sputter a bit at first? :lol:

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 08:46 PM
Glad it worked out for you! Did you choke and sputter a bit at first? :lol:

Did we just segue into a conversation about oral sex and the gag reflex?

Actually, I had a few problems, because one 'side' was clogged up and therefore I couldn't get a flow at first, but things, umm, 'worked out' eventually.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 08:50 PM
Did we just segue into a conversation about oral sex and the gag reflex?
No, not really. But you can pretend that's the case if it makes you feel better, I guess... :lol:


Actually, I had a few problems, because one 'side' was clogged up and therefore I couldn't get a flow at first, but things, umm, 'worked out' eventually.
Fun fun fun. Glad it's working for you, though. Amazing how much easier it is to breathe after that, huh?

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 08:56 PM
Fun fun fun. Glad it's working for you, though. Amazing how much easier it is to breathe after that, huh?

Yes, hours later and I'm still breathing easy. I find myself inhaling deeply just for the pure enjoyment of it, is that weird or what?

(EVIL) Also, I like your current sig (/EVIL)

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 09:01 PM
Nah, not weird. I've done that too. :lol: I had like the worst nasal congestion of my life when I had a bad head cold a few months back. Did the rinse thing, something gross got flushed out, and voila! I could breathe! It was amazing. I was inhaling deeply for like two days afterwards, just because I could. :lol:

And you're totally gonna be an ass and not tell me which one of my sigs you're talking about, aren't you? :lol:

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 09:03 PM
And you're totally gonna be an ass and not tell me which one of my sigs you're talking about, aren't you? :lol:

What part of the evil tag did you not understand?

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 09:03 PM
I figured that's what you meant by it. Still rude, though. :lol:

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 09:05 PM
It was black and white and had a lady standing near the left of the sig.

Oofty Goofty
07-03-2011, 09:13 PM
It's about damn time you showed up, Mister!

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 09:15 PM
It's about damn time you showed up, Mister!

Sorry, I got lost. Apparently, map reading is a real skill. How are you?

Oofty Goofty
07-03-2011, 09:19 PM
Couldn't be better. How's about you? I'm sure I'm not the only one around here that's missed you.

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 09:23 PM
Couldn't be better. How's about you? I'm sure I'm not the only one around here that's missed you.

Well Hal sends me love notes obviously. But I don't want to move to Canada and be a 'gimp in a box'.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 09:24 PM
It was black and white and had a lady standing near the left of the sig.
:-k

... She's not standing and it isn't really all black and white, but this is the closest one I can think of:

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/Canadian2.jpg

I do have two that have ladies on the left who are standing, but neither is black and white either...

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/Wy5.jpg

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/Wy4.jpg

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 09:27 PM
:-k

... She's not standing and it isn't really all black and white, but this is the closest one I can think of:

I do have two that have ladies on the left who are standing, but neither is black and white either...

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/Wy5.jpg

Well this is exactly why eyewitness testimony ain't worst shit. However, it was the corset one.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 09:39 PM
:lol: It probably WOULD look good in black and white, though. :) Wyeast made that for me! :D

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 09:41 PM
:lol: It probably WOULD look good in black and white, though. :) Wyeast made that for me! :D

Oh, and now I like your current sig just as much...

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 09:43 PM
Hmm... :-k

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/Wy5.jpg

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/463339b7.jpg

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 09:47 PM
Hmm... :-k


http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/463339b7.jpg


The lady looks extraordinarily good in black and white, but your name still needs the color to keep the sig from looking flat, like a middle school girl. Wait, what?

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 10:24 PM
I can probably do that too. Not as easy as if I had the photoshop file, but I can do it. Be back in a tick, assuming my power doesn't go out with this storm!

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 10:31 PM
Here we go!

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa373/LizzyKaelar/Signatures/1fbefd28.jpg

Softdreamer
07-03-2011, 11:22 PM
DUDE!

welcome to the eighth level of hell, one more level and you get to keep the stained T'shirt

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 11:24 PM
DUDE!

welcome to the eighth level of hell, one more level and you get to keep the stained T'shirt

It's not stained, just full of holes from my kitty's claws.

pepo
07-04-2011, 02:40 AM
whaaaaaa??????? joeyb???? joeyb??????? hiya hiya hiya!!!!

where the mush?

deebakes
07-04-2011, 03:35 AM
welcome joey :tup:

JoeyB
07-04-2011, 04:12 AM
whaaaaaa??????? joeyb???? joeyb??????? hiya hiya hiya!!!!

where the mush?

Hiya Pepo, I prefer Malt-O-Meal.


welcome joey :tup:

One day you might stop hacking your hand off.

deebakes
07-04-2011, 04:17 AM
One day you might stop hacking your hand off.

keep watching and let me know when that happens, okay? Thanks! :woot:

JoeyB
07-04-2011, 04:21 AM
keep watching and let me know when that happens, okay? Thanks! :woot:

Alright.

So far...not yet.

MrsM
07-04-2011, 04:20 PM
Hi and Welcome! :wave:

Noilly Pratt
07-04-2011, 05:34 PM
Welcome, ratpack guy!

JoeyB
07-04-2011, 09:18 PM
Hi and Welcome! :wave:

Hello!


Welcome, ratpack guy!

There are so many Howard Johnson's opening up these days, by the time NASA lands on the moon the astronauts will be able to spend the night in one.

pepo
07-05-2011, 01:37 AM
Hiya Pepo, I prefer Malt-O-Meal.


torrijas ftw!!!!

JoeyB
07-05-2011, 06:04 AM
torrijas ftw!!!!

Are you from Spain?

Southern Belle
07-06-2011, 01:46 AM
Welcome JB! Glad to see you here hon!

pepo
07-06-2011, 01:56 AM
Are you from Spain?

i was!

are you from earth????

Hal-9000
07-06-2011, 02:02 AM
Welcome JB! Glad to see you here hon!

I'm sorry Belle, we tried to shield you from this :(

Joey Cordon Bleu has arrived

JoeyB
07-06-2011, 05:29 AM
Welcome JB! Glad to see you here hon!

Hello Belle, long time no speak! Actually, we still aren't speaking, just writing. Hmm, gotta mull this one over a bit...


i was!

are you from earth????

Earth? HAHAHAHA No you poor silly bastard, no I am not. Where are you now anyway, if not Spain?


I'm sorry Belle, we tried to shield you from this :(

Joey Cordon Bleu has arrived

I'm like the plague! Or the Spanish inquisition, or Miley Cyrus's crotch itchiness.

redred
07-07-2011, 07:32 AM
hey joey