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Teh One Who Knocks
10-27-2017, 12:33 PM
NBC 4 New York


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Police are looking for a man seen masturbating twice on subways in the city in the last month.

Authorities say a 32-year-old man riding a southbound A train at 14th Street Oct. 11 reported seeing the suspect masturbating on the train.

Less than two weeks earlier, a 34-year-old woman had seen the suspect masturbating on a northbound E train at 53th Street during the height of the morning rush, according to police.

No injuries were reported in either of the cases. Police released a photo of the suspect in which he appears to be picking his nose. The man was last seen wearing a light jacket and blue jeans and is believed to be about 50 to 60 years old, 6 feet tall and 200 to 250 pounds.

Anyone with information about him is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-577-TIPS.

RBP
10-27-2017, 02:19 PM
NPM has struck again!

Hal-9000
10-27-2017, 05:49 PM
Thought we were talking about Neil Patrick Harris for a moment there, whew!

Goofy
10-27-2017, 06:11 PM
No injuries were reported in either of the cases.

:-s

Do people get injured when someone has a wank? :-k

Hal-9000
10-27-2017, 06:12 PM
:-s

Do people get injured when someone has a wank? :-k

Yep, people caught in my crushing goo-wake often need help getting up afterwards :thumbsup:

Goofy
10-27-2017, 06:30 PM
Yep, people caught in my crushing goo-wake often need help getting up afterwards :thumbsup:

https://i.imgur.com/qyd7yvp.png

:-k

Hal-9000
10-27-2017, 06:38 PM
veritable ropes of semeny goodness :)

Hal-9000
10-27-2017, 06:38 PM
fuck that dude looks creepy without the nose picking and wanking :lol: