Gatekeeping douchebaggery

[Godfather]

This shit make my eyes roll deep into the back of my head quite often :lol:


Gatekeeping: when someone takes it upon themselves to decide who does or does not have access or rights to a community or identity:

[Godfather]

https://i.redd.it/lflq9h5cssdz.jpg

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https://i.imgur.com/xR31uYd.png

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https://i.redd.it/8fv9p2ncwnkz.jpg

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https://i.redd.it/8bk178avklpz.jpg

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https://i.redd.it/mixs0htwe1mz.jpg

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https://i.redd.it/hw6533l97p2z.jpg

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https://i.redd.it/as3oadgddgfz.jpg

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https://i.redd.it/x10fb1oml6gz.png

Humble-brag followed by gatekeeping :roll:

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https://i.redd.it/nfi12b1ao49z.jpg

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https://i.redd.it/igu03j92kujz.jpg

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https://i.redd.it/ehx2scm12jsy.png

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[Godfather]

https://i.redd.it/4n5so3jy6t0z.jpg

Wut? :roll:

[RBP]

I have an expression I have used over the years to silence someone trying to take a shot.

"Wow, if I gave a fuck about your opinion, that might really hurt".

It has, 100% of the time, resulted in a quiet blank awkward stare.

[Godfather]

I have an expression I have used over the years to silence someone trying to take a shot.

"Wow, if I gave a fuck about your opinion, that might really hurt".

It has, 100% of the time, resulted in a quiet blank awkward stare.

I like that, sums it up, short and sweet :lol:

[Hal-9000]

https://i.redd.it/mixs0htwe1mz.jpg

Okay I laughed :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I have an expression I have used over the years to silence someone trying to take a shot.

"Wow, if I gave a fuck about your opinion, that might really hurt".

It has, 100% of the time, resulted in a quiet blank awkward stare.

I had a guy at work try to shame me for saying I put ketchup on certain foods. He really became animated, making loud barfing sounds and screaming - HOW COULD YOU, HOW COULD YOU???

After he finished his performance I quietly said - When you start paying for my meals and putting my food into your BIG mouth, maybe I'll listen to you Raj. Besides you're East Indian and will eat the asshole out of a camel if there's curry on it, so shut the fuck up.


verbatim :lol: and yes, I had no shame

[deebakes]

https://i.redd.it/igu03j92kujz.jpg

too bad that's not a charizard :hand: