Try Hal's BBQ sauce!!

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/4RK1J.jpg

:mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I'm in

http://i.imgur.com/beBEZ.jpg



Did you stay up all afternoon thinking of that one RBP :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you stay up all afternoon thinking of that one RBP :lol:

:burn:

[RBP]

:burn:

:slap:

[RBP]

I'm in

Did you stay up all afternoon thinking of that one RBP :lol:

Saw it in an article about BBQ sauce and you were my first thought. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Hey! :x

[Muddy]

Saw it in an article about BBQ sauce and you were my first thought. :lol:

They sell that at Food Lion I think..

[Hal-9000]

I've used the same Kraft BBQ sauce for years....and my chicken and burgers get rave reviews...

I may have crucified some steak at one point so we don't talk about hal cooking steak at our place anymore :sad2:

[Muddy]

BBQ sauce on a burger?

[AntZ]

BBQ sauce on a burger?

No kidding! Yuck!


Burgers should be natural with good cheese and toppings!

BBQ sauce on ribs or pork, now that's a different story!

[Hal-9000]

BBQ sauce on a burger?

oh yes on anything that hits that grill dude :thumbsup:

I was told I couldn't BBQ a proper breakfast...so I used tin foil and made scrambled eggs and bacon.Both had sauce on them and both were awesome

[Hal-9000]

No kidding! Yuck!


Burgers should be natural with good cheese and toppings!

BBQ sauce on ribs or pork, now that's a different story!

This is new...why wouldn't you use BBQ sauce either preparing the burger or while cooking it?

It is a BBQ ffs :rolleyes:

[Muddy]

Im with Antz on this one, homie... :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

BBQ sauce on a burger?

You've never had BBQ on a burger? :-s

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No kidding! Yuck!


Burgers should be natural with good cheese and toppings!

BBQ sauce on ribs or pork, now that's a different story!

What's the difference between putting BBQ sauce on a burger or ketchup and mustard?

[Muddy]

You've never had BBQ on a burger? :-s

:shakehead:

I really haven't.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

its' the 'BBQ' part that's throwing me :lol:


I've honestly never heard of NOT putting it on burgers when cooking

[Hal-9000]

I usually take 2 eggs, some breadcrumbs, chopped onions, spice and a little BBQ sauce while forming the burgers....makes em juicy and yummy :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

I grill my burgers.. I BBQ barbq.. Maybe thats the difference..

[Hal-9000]

I grill my burgers.. I BBQ barbq.. Maybe thats the difference..

lost me there :lol:

you BBQ barbq?

real lost...

[Leefro]

What's the difference between putting BBQ sauce on a burger or ketchup and mustard?

About 15 pence a sachet where I work

[Muddy]

lost me there :lol:

you BBQ barbq?

real lost...

Give this stuff a try if you want some good sauce..

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4103/4991806372_42ff132597.jpg

[Hal-9000]

oh I think I get it Mudd....you guys call the food itself 'Barbq' like it has it's own food group.

ie That's good barbq dear!

We call anything that comes off the grill bbq'ed food

[Muddy]

oh I think I get it Mudd....you guys call the food itself 'Barbq' like it has it's own food group.

ie That's good barbq dear!

We call anything that comes off the grill bbq'ed food

Sorta... Anything I coat with barbecue sauce I consider it barbecued... BBQ chicken, ribs, pork etc.. I just have never personally had a barbecued hamburger..

[Hal-9000]

I ruined almost 48 bucks worth of tenderloin steak one night....:oops:

We typically only buy filet steak and that night I had bought it for my Mom's birthday.It was in January and I was pretty stoked I was BBQ'ing for Ma when it was -20 outside.I got distracted and burned the hell out of one side of each steak :(


they have never let me do steak again since 'the incident'

[Muddy]

I grilled a steak on the gas grill Sunday... :dance:

[Hal-9000]

we only gots one grill....it's the BBQ and runs on propane

otherwise it's either the oven or the toaster

[Leefro]

Reading this thread has made me consider becoming a Vegan

[Muddy]

I think this is one of those Tarro cooked bread is not toast things... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

screw that...it's easy :lol:

either food is BBQ'ed or it's not....seems pretty basic to me :face:

[Hal-9000]

shrimp on the barbie is quite good...actually it was prawns I tried and I didn't bugger those up too badly :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

No way, Bubba.. BBQ'ing is a method... Like grilled chicken... or barbequed chicken... :razz:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

screw that...it's easy :lol:

either food is BBQ'ed or it's not....seems pretty basic to me :face:

:+1:

[Muddy]

Let me just pause for one moment to say..

Doesn't this look gooood?

you have to click it.. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shortribsphoto.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shortribsphoto.jpg

[Hal-9000]

No way, Bubba.. BBQ'ing is a method... Like grilled chicken... or barbequed chicken... :razz:

There you go again throwing the G word into the equation and screwing things up

for us po' folk...either we cook with the stove or outside on the BBQ, there is no halfway or stopping at another area to 'grill' things :lol:

[Muddy]

Hal Im on Webers site, and they dont have a "BBQ out" section... :razz:

http://www.weber.com/home

[Hal-9000]

rich 'Merican folk...pffffft

my first BBQ was a fire and we used an old shopping cart as the grill :thumbsup:
squirrel never tasted sooo good


*sings the hobo song*

[AntZ]

What's the difference between putting BBQ sauce on a burger or ketchup and mustard?

None! I don't put ketchup on burgers either!

Only a dab spread of mustard on the bottom bun.

[Hal-9000]

None! I don't put ketchup on burgers either!

Only a dab spread of mustard on the bottom bun.

I put ketchup on my steak and family members throw stuff at me....they can all piss off :dance:

[Muddy]

I only salt and pepper a good steak...

[AntZ]

I put ketchup on my steak and family members throw stuff at me....they can all piss off :dance:


When they hand you a plate of beautiful pasta bolognese, do you pull out a knife and cut all the spaghetti into little pieces too?

[Hal-9000]

When they hand you a plate of beautiful pasta bolognese, do you pull out a knife and cut all the spaghetti into little pieces too?

No but what I do is say this -

It's going into MY pie-hole, your opinion is not duly noted and I don't care what you do with your food, because I AM eating it.

:dance:

[Goofy]

I only salt and pepper a good steak...

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

None! I don't put ketchup on burgers either!

Only a dab spread of mustard on the bottom bun.

Ketchup goes on burgers :nono:


I put ketchup on my steak and family members throw stuff at me....they can all piss off :dance:

I don't know you any more :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When they hand you a plate of beautiful pasta bolognese, do you pull out a knife and cut all the spaghetti into little pieces too?

I would, fuck all that wrapping it around a spoon bullshit :tup:

[Muddy]

I use to cut my spag. up, now I only do the fork spin... I'm not sure what changed in my life...

[Hal-9000]

I do the fork n suck for spag

[Hal-9000]

I recently had a pizza with chicken and some sort of BBQ sauce on it....the chicken wasn't bad but I didn't feel very good the next day :|

[minz]

Eeeeeewe burgers :puke:

[Hal-9000]

Eeeeeewe burgers :puke:

whatsamatter, not enough caffeine and nicotine in them to suit your taste? :lol:

[minz]

whatsamatter, not enough caffeine and nicotine in them to suit your taste? :lol:

No!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Eeeeeewe burgers :puke:

Where are you from, North Korea? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Eeeeeewe burgers :puke:

Made from baby sheep, yummy :tup:

[Muddy]

Where are you from, North Korea? :-s

:lol: I had a killer burger Monday night... It had jalepeno and cayenne cheese on it...

[Hal-9000]

I made burgers this past Sunday night which quickly degenerated into Sloppy Joes on buns :lol:


:oops: fook man I need to learn how to cook for others

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: I had a killer burger Monday night... It had jalepeno and cayenne cheese on it...

That sounds tasty :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

I made burgers this past Sunday night which quickly degenerated into Sloppy Joes on buns :lol:


:oops: fook man I need to learn how to cook for others


No brother, you need to leave the fookin bbq sauce out of them !!! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I prefer to put it on while cooking...you're right tho, my mixture was a little on the moist side :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't grill burgers with BBQ sauce, I always add it later as a condiment, instead of ketchup.

[Hal-9000]

I'll put a dab on each side while BBQ'ing...not too much or it will burn.


Never tried it as a dip

[minz]

Where are you from, North Korea? :-s


Made from baby sheep, yummy :tup:

Burgers are almost as bad as pizza... Yuk :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Burgers are almost as bad as pizza... Yuk :huh:

Freak :hand:

[minz]

Freak :hand:

Your the freak, I dont eat that shit. :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Burgers are almost as bad as pizza... Yuk :huh:

You realize this will impact our dating/courtship phase?
We'll have to get straight to the sex without me buying you dinner...






:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Do you eat any meat Minz?





*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

[minz]

You realize this will impact our dating/courtship phase?
We'll have to get straight to the sex without me buying you dinner...





:dance:

Fine, when do we start :mrgreen:

[AntZ]

Burgers are almost as bad as pizza... Yuk :huh:

Um...O.K.! :-s


Mmmmmmmm! Grains! :cheerlead:


http://i56.tinypic.com/29qmu6s.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Fine, when do we start :mrgreen:

I have morals and standards missy...I don't just hop in the sack with anyone

You will have to buy me something nice:


1/2 hr foreplay - 2 burgers
one hour coitus - 4 slices pizza
one hour of after-cuddling/clean up - full pizza with burger on the side

[minz]

I have morals and standards missy...I don't just hop in the sack with anyone

You will have to buy me something nice:


1/2 hr foreplay - 2 burgers
one hour coitus - 4 slices pizza
one hour of after-cuddling/clean up - full pizza with burger on the side

Your not getting anywhere near me smelling of pizza and burgers.... yuk :puke:

[Muddy]

Um...O.K.! :-s


Mmmmmmmm! Grains! :cheerlead:


http://i56.tinypic.com/29qmu6s.jpg

I love grains when they are shoved in a silver can... :dance:

[minz]

Um...O.K.! :-s


Mmmmmmmm! Grains! :cheerlead:


http://i56.tinypic.com/29qmu6s.jpg

Well.... it depends what they are made into. :-k :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/wIGrP.jpg


:homer:

[AntZ]

I have morals and standards missy...I don't just hop in the sack with anyone

You will have to buy me something nice:


1/2 hr foreplay - 2 burgers
one hour coitus - 4 slices pizza
one hour of after-cuddling/clean up - full pizza with burger on the side


:hand:

Don't believe it minz!

Hal throws all those standards out when someone fires up the Jacuzzi! :huh:


http://i56.tinypic.com/2mxonqb.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So Hal, do you make your own BBQ sauce? :-k

[minz]

:hand:

Don't believe it minz!

Hal throws all those standards out when someone fires up the Jacuzzi! :huh:


http://i56.tinypic.com/2mxonqb.jpg

This post really did make me laugh out loud :lol:

[AntZ]

Well.... it depends what they are made into. :-k :mrgreen:

Natural Baby! Natural!...


http://i54.tinypic.com/svg8yg.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/H7Xjl.jpg


:homer:

[minz]

So Hal, do you make your own BBQ sauce? :-k

Just so you know, I don’t like sauces either :lol: or dips. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just so you know, I don’t like sauces either :lol: or dips. :)

:shakehead:


Enjoy your gruel

http://i.imgur.com/S45JE.jpg

[minz]

http://i.imgur.com/H7Xjl.jpg


:homer:

Seriously, that looks awful. :huh:

[minz]

:shakehead:


Enjoy your gruel

http://i.imgur.com/S45JE.jpg

Thats not far off the mark :lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/H7Xjl.jpg


:homer:

I would stick my dick into that :yumyum:

[minz]

I would stick my dick into that :yumyum:

Yeah, thats all its fit for :lol:

[Goofy]

Um...O.K.! :-s


Mmmmmmmm! Grains! :cheerlead:


http://i56.tinypic.com/29qmu6s.jpg

:lol:



http://i.imgur.com/H7Xjl.jpg


:homer:

Spectacular! :homer:

[Hal-9000]

Your not getting anywhere near me smelling of pizza and burgers.... yuk :puke:

*throws away Brut-Firey BBQ flavor cologne and Old Spice-Bubblin Burger bodywash....*



:sad2:

[Muddy]

So Hal, do you make your own BBQ sauce? :-k

When I make a picnic shoulder, I usually make my own sauce.. ( no comments from the peanut gallery.. ) :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When I make a picnic shoulder, I usually make my own sauce.. ( no comments from the peanut gallery.. ) :lol:

I've thought about doing it, but then I just get lazy and grab a bottle at the grocery store :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I've thought about doing it, but then I just get lazy and grab a bottle at the grocery store :lol:

I make mine the same way...think about it, then check out the fine selection at Safeway :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

I've thought about doing it, but then I just get lazy and grab a bottle at the grocery store :lol:

It's easy dude... Just pick a simple recipe that represents what style you are looking for..

[Muddy]

Here's the review from the non biased guys..

Cook's Illustrated has featured their taste test on summer barbecue sauces on their website as we head into the summer grilling season. They sought out all the "original" flavored BBQ sauces that they could find in their local (Boston, MA) markets and tested them as dipping sauces for chicken tenders. Barbecue sauces are clearly a personal matter, but the tasting panel looked for a balance of sweetness, smokiness and spices that had a good tomato flavor and a relatively thick consistency. While 30 sauces were tested, only 8 made the final cut. I have a couple issues with the test, the first one being that not all of these sauces are nationally available, though I wouldn't expect them to test every brand in the country. The bigger issue is the fact that the winning sauce had a "thick, coarse texture" and seemed "unprocessed." Even when I make barbecue sauce, I try to have it thick and smooth, not chunky or textured. Also, do most people eat their barbecue sauce purely as a dip? Was this really the best way to compare how the sauces would hold up to, say, grilled foods? It's hard to know, but here are their results:
Top Picks


Texas Best Barbecue Sauce, Original Rib Style
BullsEye Original BBQ Sauce

Runners Up


Hunt's BBQ Original Recipe Barbecue Sauce
Sweet Baby Rays Original Barbecue Sauce
KC Masterpiece Original Barbecue Sauce
Stubb's Original Bar-B-Q Sauce
Kraft Original Barbecue Sauce
Open Pit Original Barbecue Sauce



Read more: http://www.slashfood.com/2006/06/17/cooks-illustrated-bottled-bbq-sauce-taste-test/#ixzz1RHCrt935

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I make mine the same way...think about it, then check out the fine selection at Safeway :thumbsup:

http://i.imgur.com/tpxYy.jpg

Pretty darn good for store bought :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's easy dude... Just pick a simple recipe that represents what style you are looking for..

Still too much work when I can just buy a bottle :lol:

[Muddy]

Still too much work when I can just buy a bottle :lol:

There's a certain satisfaction though making your own... I get all goofy like it's the best thing I have ever made in my life when I do it..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, I enjoy making stuff, but when it comes to something like that, lazy wins all the time :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It's easy dude... Just pick a simple recipe that represents what style you are looking for..

and then pour some Kraft Garlic and Bullseye Hickory Smoke BBQ sauce in the bowl, mix vigorously and wait for the compliments :face: :thumbsup:

[deebakes]

i need cliffs notes for this thread please :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

BBQ sauce on a burger?

You've never had a western bacon cheeseburger? :shock:

[Muddy]

You've never had a western bacon cheeseburger? :shock:

No, I can understand if it's a themed burger putting that on it though... But not as an everyday mixing it with the meat mixture..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Gotcha

[Muddy]

Worcestershire sauce is decent mixed in the meat though...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Yeah, we always have a bottle in the fridge. I use it to marinade my steaks sometimes too.

[Hal-9000]

Gotcha

I put BBQ sauce on pork shoulders when I barbeque them...










:dance: and I lick them first

[Southern Belle]

Now I want a steak.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now I want a steak.

http://i.imgur.com/9qKbi.jpg

:-k

[Hal-9000]

Belle Van Helsing :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/vvEZx.jpg

:tup:

[AntZ]

You've never had a western bacon cheeseburger? :shock:

They don't have Carls'Jr in Virginia!


http://i.imgur.com/uGEnW.png


http://www.carlsjr.com/menu/charbroiled-burgers/western-bacon-cheeseburger

[JoeyB]

If Hal ever incites you over to try his BBQ sauce, don't fall for it. Worst night of my life. I still have nightmares when I hear the sounds of pastry brushes dipping into sauce or zippers unfurling.

[Southern Belle]

http://i.imgur.com/9qKbi.jpg

:-k

Those are STAKES, not to be confused with STEAKS! :lol:

[Muddy]

They don't have Carls'Jr in Virginia!


http://i.imgur.com/uGEnW.png


http://www.carlsjr.com/menu/charbroiled-burgers/western-bacon-cheeseburger

We have a Hardee's though.. Isn't it the same thing?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Those are STAKES, not to be confused with STEAKS! :lol:

No wonder nobody stayed for dinner at my last BBQ :oops:

[Southern Belle]

:lol: Ya think?

[Hal-9000]

No wonder nobody stayed for dinner at my last BBQ :oops:

could have been the 'wieners' too Lance...that made people leave :|








:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

could have been the 'wieners' too Lance...that made people leave :|








:lol:

Don't make me get Mr Pointy :nono:

[Hal-9000]

:shock:









mister pointy hurts my butt :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/vvEZx.jpg

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/vvEZx.jpg:twizone: