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Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2018, 11:57 AM
The Smoking Gun


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During an argument with his girlfriend, a Florida Man allegedly threw a piece of fried chicken at the woman, striking her in the face with the poultry and triggering his arrest for domestic battery, cops report.

Juwan Brown, 23, was busted Wednesday evening after a dispute with his live-in girlfriend turned violent in the couple’s St. Petersburg home.

After the 6’ 2”, 220-pound Brown stepped on the woman's foot, he “threw a piece of chicken at the victim, striking her in the left side of her face and glasses,” according to a criminal complaint.

Brown, pictured above, was subsequently arrested by a sheriff’s deputy and booked into the county jail. Free on $5000 bond, Brown has been ordered by a judge to have no contact with the victim.

Court records show that Brown was arrested in 2015 for striking the same woman (who was pregnant at the time). Before pleading no contest to a battery charge, Brown violated the terms of his pretrial release by calling and visiting the victim’s residence, despite a no contact order being in place. Last year, Brown entered a no contest plea for failing to attend counseling sessions and pay fines that were ordered by a judge in the battery case.

Muddy
01-23-2018, 02:13 PM
What kind of bro wastes a good piece of chicken like that..

Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2018, 02:24 PM
Depends....was it KFC? Popeyes? Grocery store deli fried chicken? Homemade?

Muddy
01-23-2018, 02:27 PM
If it was a wing it doesn't matter one bit! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2018, 02:30 PM
It doesn't say what piece of chicken it was :nono:

Muddy
01-23-2018, 02:34 PM
I've seen so many good chicken places go away in my time, only to see the shitty ones survive..

RBP
01-23-2018, 02:34 PM
He's her wing man.

Alternative...

Did you hit her square in the face?
Nah, just winged her.

Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2018, 03:01 PM
I've seen so many good chicken places go away in my time, only to see the shitty ones survive..

One of the grocery stores near me (King Soopers) has pretty damn good fried chicken at their deli. Trick is getting it fresh though. You have to get it the day they actually cook it, otherwise it gets dried out after a few days.


He's her wing man.

Alternative...

Did you hit her square in the face?
Nah, just winged her.

:tumble:

Muddy
01-23-2018, 03:08 PM
One of the grocery stores near me (King Soopers) has pretty damn good fried chicken at their deli. Trick is getting it fresh though. You have to get it the day they actually cook it, otherwise it gets dried out after a few days.


True that.. I'd say in an hour or two the coating gets wonky..


He's her wing man.

Alternative...

Did you hit her square in the face?
Nah, just winged her.

:hisss:

Hal-9000
01-23-2018, 05:00 PM
It slipped.

KFC chickens be greasy.