Tinder girls aren't shy (LSFW)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/w0aiKtZ.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Z9oTZRX.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/GEcFrSO.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/UzNAnnj.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/V7vFxl9.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/TUfCzYH.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/WluLkG1.jpg

[RBP]

The girls have become the guys. I've been saying the roles have flipped. See it every day.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/BVSdk4f.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/4WM81zh.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/ny0gTvl.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/8W8TQcq.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/7ZaTVSh.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/vGMYsB7.jpg

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/WluLkG1.jpg

If she didn't look 15 I'd say that's pretty hot and clever :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/C9olDXj.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/gvrLPMW.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Jtwk2pX.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/neDWF0W.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Oh my where was all of this when I was growing up?? :wank:

[Muddy]

Is this real? Can anyone log on to tinder and see if there are really sluts out here doing this..?

[RBP]

Is this real? Can anyone log on to tinder and see if there are really sluts out here doing this..?

Download the app... that's the way it works now.

[Muddy]

If I got caught with that on my phone my wife would die.

[brah pitt]

If I got caught with that on my phone my wife would die.

You're lucky, I would be the dead one if my wife found that on my phone.

[Hal-9000]

From what I hear...and have never witnessed, is that Tinder is actually used for straight up sex. No one gets on there to develop a long term relationship.

Seems the commonality is blowjobs and anal :tup:

[Griffin]

From what I hear...and have never witnessed, is that Tinder is actually used for straight up sex. No one gets on there to develop a long term relationship.

Seems the commonality is blowjobs and anal :tup:

So whose picture do you use when you post on there?

[Hal-9000]

So whose picture do you use when you post on there?

https://i.imgur.com/fY3LcfQ.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

https://i.imgur.com/UzNAnnj.jpg

Oh, shes nearby

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/WbImxNg.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/6yC2sNa.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/povccVc.jpg

[Muddy]

These are so fake..

[deebakes]

just like all the 'girls' on ashley madison :lol:

[lost in melb.]

Prostitutes??

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/tHEU9aM.jpg

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/wRk7Z8S.png?1

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/rPv6PIe.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/g8w5IZn.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Xifn5iF.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/4t3TSHK.jpg

[deebakes]

i guarantee these are 'girls' that send you a link to a new site if you 'match' that are not real :lol:

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/wRk7Z8S.png?1

What a dumb, fucking whore :hand:




:wank:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/GOVkMsT.jpg

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/OcGzNk0.png?1

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/uWjkSC6.jpg?1

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/Mh6GANh.jpg?1

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/d3egrJl.jpg?1

[deebakes]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/vYi94CC.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/h7QEqpr.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/KZ4LDAC.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/A20ULzI.jpg

[Goofy]

*swipes right*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/bF4s9CA.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img924/4246/2UEaX1.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img924/4751/3VtSX7.jpg

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/f0mkSPz.jpg?1

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/2525/iLH79p.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/svS8A9Dl.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/5qNSc7K.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Eh8l4v0.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/hveXrNb.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/z1pKcy3.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img921/2525/iLH79p.jpg

I'd swipe right just for the reference :lol:

[Pony]

https://i.imgur.com/Eh8l4v0.jpg

:rofl:

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/ZV5J9x3.jpg?1

[Muddy]

Do you think any of these are real? Has anybody ever downloaded the app and seen anything like this?

[RBP]

Do you think any of these are real? Has anybody ever downloaded the app and seen anything like this?

Yes. No.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/3CdmTt8.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/RjYIvju.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/xgR2RCJ.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/6Mud6C8.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/sKf3i3W.jpg

[fricnjay]

https://i.imgur.com/BxQUxOi.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/tyUjnmv.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Dy5hBQP.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/MNBk8SL.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/0STVGHC.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/FRaY2Li.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/SIBALIe.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/RqOGqZf.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/B3hTnRb.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/aEZNeaa.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/OiyimmB.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/a8blU6P.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/kjFusl7.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

https://i.imgur.com/aEZNeaa.jpg

Well, that escalated fast.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/ysIjhIC.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Oh4FJIw.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/MjoDela.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/kbpUXbK.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/1gUUXq2.jpg

[fricnjay]

https://i.imgur.com/ysIjhIC.jpg

I played the Lizard Lounge a few times back in the day...:-k

[lost in melb.]

I played the Lizard Lounge a few times back in the day...:-k

Did you get lucky :-k

[fricnjay]

Did you get lucky :-k

Maybe :oops:

[lost in melb.]

Maybe :oops:

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/c41O0bm.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/CJMQDiP.jpg

[fricnjay]

:tup:

Just don't remember any Taylor's. :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/4dZXMy4.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/EFVVwlg.png

[Griffin]

as long as she knows mouth to dick

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/yeFzgbH.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Ve60A09.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Gj7pcXT.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/hVwRPXR.jpg

In the time of Covid-19....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/tV0nVPB.jpg

[Muddy]

https://i.imgur.com/qaPAc6B.jpg

Jeff Goldblum what are you doing to that girl?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Griffin]

She really thinks he doesn't see the ads that say "69 Hot housewives looking for discreet sex in your area."

[Placid]

https://i.imgur.com/0NLgdYnh.jpg

What if hubby is also on Tinder.... :?:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/QbWRohd.png

[RBP]

What if hubby is also on Tinder.... :?:

That's easy. He's a lying cheating scumbag who deserves to lose everything and never see his kids again. The lengths she had to go to just provide a safe environment away from that bastard!! Pity her. Console her. Send her money.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/0e7nskC.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/6v5nOBK.jpg

[FBD]

https://i.imgur.com/6v5nOBK.jpg

"Ya think you might get it, but in reality, there's no fuckin way you're getting it"
FTFY

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/7k4q156l.jpg

[deebakes]

deal :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/5HVAYf5.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/8BhUXMw.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/rEGEXMh.jpg

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/5HVAYf5.jpg

She likes hair pulling, choking and slapping :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/LDrwP0X.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/NtgB6Gg.jpg

[FBD]

/flashbacks of dice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/9gfc6vO.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

shes right

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Bt7KIvb.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/uCAhA4w.jpg

[Muddy]

https://i.imgur.com/WntjmCS.gif

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't think she gets what Tinder's all about.

[deebakes]

trust me, they all put that in there so that they aren't embarrassed when a friend finds them.


meanwhile, most girls i met on there were dtf :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/qnQx89d.jpg

[deebakes]

had her until the inked :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/ZhurxYF.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/6y0gEM3.jpg

[FBD]

https://i.imgur.com/PgV7xRQ.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/L5oUBA5.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/jxmXGKL.jpg

[lost in melb.]

Jesus, how do you get that fat at that age and not want to go out and exercise

[FBD]

Jesus, how do you get that fat at that age and not want to go out and exercise

You embrace the adipose and season it with some strange perversion in an attempt to appeal to other portly perverts

[DemonGeminiX]

You embrace the adipose and season it with some strange perversion in an attempt to appeal to other portly perverts

Hallmark should hire you to write Valentine's Day cards.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/F7ipP7D.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/KyRC9OA.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/r8ZVQs8.jpg

[lost in melb.]

Mac and Cheese


An attempt by the member of the opposite sex (hopefully) to lure you back to their house late at night when intoxicated. often leads to dissapointment of no macaroni and cheese but full on rampant sex with the invitee (sometimes involving dairy products and other members of the house including the dog). can be abbreviated to macked for use in the past tense.
"want to come back to mine for some mac and cheese"
"i got macked last night"
"i gave her a good macking last night"
etc...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

LSFW

https://i.imgur.com/vVcqIDz.jpg

[deebakes]

:homer:

[KevinD]

Dayum. Even if she was a butter face, id hit that 2 times...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/mG41Ewr.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Probably gonna have to keep looking for a while. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/7jMHq1L.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/AYPJj2j.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:backaway:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[FBD]

https://i.imgur.com/F7ipP7D.jpg

:-k

Teach me how to Dougie
A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.
Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"

Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Its a dance move and song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZglqkCRNt8

[FBD]

>its some dumbass dance
I figured it was probably something fucked up so I went to urband dictionary :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/bC6K1eg.jpg

[PeyPeyRyRy]

It doesn't look like baby gets a say.

Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/0mSdMEk.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/uTwSskE.jpg

[deebakes]

:idk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/OblX4mz.jpg

[deebakes]

good looking 38

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/UT0xRQG.jpg

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/UT0xRQG.jpg

She's gonna have one sore throat come bail time :mrgreen: