Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2018, 11:10 AM
Ellen Scott for Metro.co.uk
https://i.imgur.com/CQwX2Zw.jpg
Upon which side does your penis hang when you’re wearing trousers?
It’s not a decision to be taken lightly.
But what if you throw a curveball into proceedings, and choose not to let your little (or big, sorry) buddy hang down on either side, but instead store it pointing upwards, towards your belly button?
That’s a solution proposed by a new pair of Japanese underwear being sold on Amazon.
The pants advertise ‘independent space’ for your penis, with breathable fabric and special designated sections for your shaft and balls.
https://i.imgur.com/A9uFVqZ.jpg
The diagrams may look confusing, but the pants are simple.
You position your penis in one slot, so it’s pointing upwards and has room to ‘breathe’ (we think that’s shown by the steam rising out of the penis), and your testicles go in a little pouch.
https://i.imgur.com/jAJU73v.jpg
They’re made by Yiwa, who claim their unique ‘scrotum and penis separation design’ makes you feel more comfortable, while also ensuring the genitals don’t sit in their own sweat. Lovely.
‘Fashion and sexy,’ reads the Amazon description. ‘Perfect gift for boyfriend or husband.’
The pants are also described as ‘sexy and seductive’, so be prepared: You might see some IRL if guys are easily swayed by online advertising.
https://i.imgur.com/fhxoND3.jpg
The stylish underwear came to everyone’s attention thanks to Kate Leth, whose tweet of a badly worded ad for the pants has been retweeted thousands of times.
The ad includes such gems as ‘not abrasion scrotum’ (sounds pleasant), ‘scrotum cooling’, and ‘does not bend’.
If you fancy buying your own, the pants range in price from £5 to £11 on Amazon. Enjoy your new uprightly stored penis.
https://i.imgur.com/CQwX2Zw.jpg
Upon which side does your penis hang when you’re wearing trousers?
It’s not a decision to be taken lightly.
But what if you throw a curveball into proceedings, and choose not to let your little (or big, sorry) buddy hang down on either side, but instead store it pointing upwards, towards your belly button?
That’s a solution proposed by a new pair of Japanese underwear being sold on Amazon.
The pants advertise ‘independent space’ for your penis, with breathable fabric and special designated sections for your shaft and balls.
https://i.imgur.com/A9uFVqZ.jpg
The diagrams may look confusing, but the pants are simple.
You position your penis in one slot, so it’s pointing upwards and has room to ‘breathe’ (we think that’s shown by the steam rising out of the penis), and your testicles go in a little pouch.
https://i.imgur.com/jAJU73v.jpg
They’re made by Yiwa, who claim their unique ‘scrotum and penis separation design’ makes you feel more comfortable, while also ensuring the genitals don’t sit in their own sweat. Lovely.
‘Fashion and sexy,’ reads the Amazon description. ‘Perfect gift for boyfriend or husband.’
The pants are also described as ‘sexy and seductive’, so be prepared: You might see some IRL if guys are easily swayed by online advertising.
https://i.imgur.com/fhxoND3.jpg
The stylish underwear came to everyone’s attention thanks to Kate Leth, whose tweet of a badly worded ad for the pants has been retweeted thousands of times.
The ad includes such gems as ‘not abrasion scrotum’ (sounds pleasant), ‘scrotum cooling’, and ‘does not bend’.
If you fancy buying your own, the pants range in price from £5 to £11 on Amazon. Enjoy your new uprightly stored penis.