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Teh One Who Knocks
05-05-2018, 12:50 PM
By Sam Blum - Thrillist


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Huge burritos, an American symbol of decadence much like the Super Bowl or Mariah Carey's episode of MTV Cribs, are also big in Canada. Who would have thought?

Taco Del Mar, a restaurant in the very north-of-the-border city of Vancouver, British Columbia, has an exciting huge burrito challenge on offer: Anyone who can finish the restaurant's hulking, 5-pound burrito in under 30 minutes doesn't have to pay for it. Apparently, gluttony doesn't have to drain your wallet.

If you fail to eat the burrito, it's $30, meaning that you'll be docked $1 for every squandered minute of the challenge. It's worth nothing that this is in Canada, after all, which maintains a favorable exchange rate of $1 USD to $1.29 CAD.

Images of the burrito show what looks like a small, projectile device covered in tinfoil, or a torpedo filled to the brim with "rice, beans, ground beef (no subs), cheese, pico de gallo, and sauce," per a report by The Daily Hive.

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And here's the burrito's entrails, to get an even better sense of the behemoth:

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The challenge is only available this Saturday, May 5, alternatively known as Cinco de Mayo.

According to actual history, Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Mexican army's triumph over France on May 5, 1862 at the Battle of Puebla. It now represents an opportunity to hawk enormous burritos for $30.

So, if you're in Vancouver on Saturday make sure to stop by the restaurant between 11am to 5pm and likely lose $30.

Goofy
05-05-2018, 01:03 PM
Too much green shite :thumbsdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-05-2018, 01:06 PM
Eat it! :x

RBP
05-05-2018, 01:09 PM
Too much green shite :thumbsdown:

Before or after?

Goofy
05-05-2018, 01:09 PM
Eat it! :x

Eat this! :beatdown:

Goofy
05-05-2018, 01:10 PM
Before or after?

Before :slap:

DemonGeminiX
05-05-2018, 01:10 PM
I'm pretty sure Matt Stonie did one bigger than this at home. Yep, 12 lbs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80QoDvEJBA

lost in melb.
05-06-2018, 12:58 AM
An edible masturbation sleeve that actually fits. I'm in love :daisy:

Godfather
05-06-2018, 11:06 PM
I'm pretty sure Matt Stonie did one bigger than this at home. Yep, 12 lbs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80QoDvEJBA

Yep :lol: Guy is nuts. He just put up a vid of him eating a 5lb burrito for cinco de maya yesterday too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxFdLEnl40

PorkChopSandwiches
05-07-2018, 04:45 PM
We had a 6 ft burrito at the brewery for a party a few months ago.

Muddy
05-07-2018, 07:05 PM
Yep :lol: Guy is nuts. He just put up a vid of him eating a 5lb burrito for cinco de maya yesterday too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxFdLEnl40

That was obscene.. So what does he do next? Puke it up or shit it out?

PorkChopSandwiches
05-07-2018, 07:20 PM
gross

DemonGeminiX
05-07-2018, 07:25 PM
That was obscene.. So what does he do next? Puke it up or shit it out?

He presumably digests it. He's a competitive eater and goes up against Joey Chestnutt all the time. You're not allowed to puke in competitive eating. I believe it's instant disqualification.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2018, 07:38 PM
He presumably digests it. He's a competitive eater and goes up against Joey Chestnutt all the time. You're not allowed to puke in competitive eating. I believe it's instant disqualification.

You can't puke during or immediately afterwards, but after a certain amount of time, you can go puke your guts out :lol:

Hugh_Janus
05-07-2018, 08:43 PM
nah, he just takes a massive shit about 5 days after eating it