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Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2018, 10:57 AM
The Associated Press


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DENVER — A Colorado woman has been cited by police after a container of what appeared to be urine blew up as she was heating it up in a microwave at a 7-Eleven.

Police say the incident occurred in the convenience store chain’s Aurora location last week when the clerk heard a loud bang and saw 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez take a white plastic bottle out of the microwave.

A police report says when confronted by the clerk, Sanchez wiped a yellow liquid that smelled like urine onto the floor and walked out.

Police located Sanchez at a nearby clinic where she had planned to take a urinalysis test for a potential employer.

The Denver woman was issued a summons for damaged property. She could not be reached for comment.

lost in melb.
05-07-2018, 11:51 AM
Urine or not...:wank:

Goofy
05-07-2018, 12:08 PM
Claurty bastard [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
05-07-2018, 12:19 PM
I wonder if she passed her drug test? :-k

lost in melb.
05-07-2018, 12:24 PM
Claurty

:link:

Goofy
05-07-2018, 12:26 PM
Scottish word for dirty/filthy

:link:

lost in melb.
05-07-2018, 12:31 PM
Scottish word for dirty/filthy

:tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-07-2018, 04:39 PM
I wonder if she passed her drug test? :-k

Well she probably had clean pee, just needed it warmed up to show body temperature :)

Godfather
05-08-2018, 01:06 AM
I wonder if she passed her drug test? :-k

Passed it with flying colors, but now she's about to fail her criminal background check :rofl: