Woman busted for calling 911 to get beer

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Nicole Darrah | Fox News


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A Florida woman was arrested on Friday after cops said she falsely called 911 claiming a medical emergency, when she was just thirsty.

It turns out that Jennifer Sue Roberts' emergency was a need for beer, WFLA-TV reported, citing an arrest affidavit.

The 57-year-old called 911 twice — just after 12 noon and just before 4 p.m. — claiming she had a medical emergency, according to the Tampa Bay Times. Roberts reportedly appeared intoxicated when paramedics arrived after the second call.

Pinellas County Sheriff's Office records seemingly indicate Roberts, who also reportedly goes by Jennifer Sue Sunday, has been accused numerous times of dialing 911 without an emergency. WFLA reports she's made 28 false calls since February.

The St. Petersburg woman was released Saturday on her own recognizance.

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[PorkChopSandwiches]

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guilty :thumbsdown:

[Godfather]

She's exactly how I envision Moose Soup lady


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your mom's house :tup:

[Godfather]

your mom's house :tup:

YES! Might be my favorite non-thinking podcast :lol: I love Tom and Christina, their podcast is just a big meme.

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one of my absolute favorites, i look forward to every wednesday morning :tup:

BERT IS FAT!

[Godfather]

Burnt Chrysler :rofl:

I enjoy Bert's podcast too, although he's a bit self absorbed/talks over guests and his wife is annoying. I love Rogan but skip a lot of eps when his guests aren't in my wheelhouse. Bill Burr is awesome too, I get excited for Monday and Thursday drives to work for that one.

You know of any other good comedian/funny podcasts? I hear Fighter & The Kid is good but haven't tried it yet.

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another of my favorites is the crab feast with ryan sickler and jay larson (although jay bugs me from time to time, i think sickler is hilarious) :tup:

i also like christina's solo 'that's deep bro' and the 'about last night' podcasts, both are not needing to think too much :lol:

i've listened to rogan in the past, it is just too long for me and i hate getting a big back log

[Godfather]

Awesome, I'll check out those two now! I tried That's Deep Bro when it was new but haven't tried in a while - I'll see if I can get back into it.

I'm still getting through the backlog of Maron's podcast since finding that one. He's had some huge guests on and his interviews are great.

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i also really like the tony kornheiser podcast (he is one of the two anchors for the ESPN show Pardon the Interruption, the other is Michael Wilbon). there is a mix of sports, but it is mostly his complaints about not knowing where to find the moon in the morning when he is out walking his dog or other topical issues that he thinks are worth talking about :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You know of any other good comedian/funny podcasts? I hear Fighter & The Kid is good but haven't tried it yet.

Marc Maron is pretty good. Im typically listening to Burr or Rogan as well for the most part.

[Godfather]

I've been using a podcast app that speeds the audio up just a bit - you can go higher but I go around 110% because it still sounds normal. It also cuts out longer pauses in speech. Helps me get through the podcast backlog a bit quicker :lol:

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i always listen at 2x speed :rofl: