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Teh One Who Knocks
05-16-2018, 11:04 AM
By Katy Pagan - The Sun


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FURIOUS pizza lovers have shut down Nicola Sturgeon’s plans to ban two-for-one deals with typical Scottish humour.

The First Minister vowed to tackle multi-buy promos in a bid to curb child obesity levels during a meeting with TV chef Jamie Oliver.

She said Nats’ plans — which could axe cheap deals on foods high in fat, salt or sugar — will be published this summer.

But Scots have taken to social media to tell the First Minister, in no uncertain terms, to keep her hands off their beloved margheritas.

Stuart Douglas said: “Don’t do it Nicola. What’s even the point in independence if we canny have two-for-one pizzas?”

Colin Barr added: “They’ve gone too far. So much for freedom, eh?”

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Another Twitter user wrote: “She has to because she has made alcohol so expensive you can’t afford to wash the extra pizza down.”

And some were really NOT happy.

Scott Macmillan said: “F*** sake becoming a f***ing Nanny State.”

Another wrote: “Dictator queen in waiting.”
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Meanwhile, one Twitter user vowed: “You took my sugary drinks, I am not letting you take my pizza.”

Some crafty Scots are already coming up with ways to get around the plans – proposing four-for-two deals.

And other cheeky punters used the news to poke fun at Jamie Oliver for his involvement in the plans.

Ricardo Autobahn wrote: “Jamie Oliver will not rest until he makes life as miserable as possible.”
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Jack Harrington said: “Name a less iconic duo. I’ll wait.”

Jamie Anderson added: “Is she going to ban Groupon offering two for one in his restaurants too?”

Another Twitter user pointed out the irony in the TV chef’s involvement.

She said: “Owner of Italian restaurant chain that doesn’t sell pizza discusses banning offers in rival Italian restaurants that do. Nothing to see here.”

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Nicola and Jamie’s chat came after the chef, 42, recently told Westminster MPs cartoon figure Tony the Tiger should promote fruit and veg instead of sugary cereal Frosties.

He said “I think Tony the Tiger feels pretty sorry for peddling unhealthy breakfasts.

“But I don’t want to make him redundant. I want to promote him.”

Goofy
05-16-2018, 11:52 AM
Pair o fannies that nae cunt likes!

Teh One Who Knocks
05-16-2018, 11:54 AM
You can only buy one pizza now :haha:

RBP
05-16-2018, 11:54 AM
Took our sugary drinks? Did they do a soda tax or?

Goofy
05-16-2018, 12:04 PM
You can only buy one pizza now :haha:
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Took our sugary drinks? Did they do a soda tax or?
Yup, theres a sugar tax here :nuts:

RBP
05-16-2018, 12:20 PM
Yup, theres a sugar tax here :nuts:

I didn't know you had those loons over there too. Former New York Mayor Bloomberg dumps million into such ideas becoming law here. Idiocy.

Muddy
05-16-2018, 12:34 PM
Welcome to the nanny state, Boys!

deebakes
05-17-2018, 12:26 AM
:haha:

lost in melb.
05-17-2018, 05:00 AM
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