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Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2018, 10:29 AM
By Ellie Cullen - The Scottish Sun


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THE existence of the Loch Ness monster may finally be settled as scientists will test DNA in the murky Scottish waters.

Scientist Neil Gemmell from New Zealand will lead a global team in the search for Nessie, using DNA sampling techniques to resolve the myth.

Genetic code will be extracted from the lake’s water, collected over a two-week period, to determine the types of creatures that make the lake their home.

While Prof Gemmell is not convinced the Loch Ness monster exists, he hopes it could still throw up some interesting surprises.

He said: “I don’t believe in the idea of a monster. But I’m open to the idea that there are things yet to be discovered and not fully understood.

“Maybe there’s a biological explanation for some of the stories.”

DNA can be captured in the lake through tiny fragments left behind by creatures as they swim through the waters – from skin and scales, for example.

After the team’s trip next month, the samples will be sent to labs in New Zealand, Australia, Denmark and France to be analysed against a genetic database.

Prof Gemmell, who works at the University of Otago in Dunedin, said: “There’s absolutely no doubt that we will find new stuff. And that’s very exciting.

“While the prospect of looking for evidence of the Loch Ness monster is the hook to this project, there is an extraordinary amount of new knowledge that we will gain from the work about organisms that inhabit Loch Ness – the UK’s largest freshwater body.”

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Earliest Nessie sighting was reported in 565AD

The legend of the Loch Ness monster is embedded in Scottish folklore, with the earliest sighting of a “water beast” reported by an Irish monk in 565AD.

Nessie is said to have a long neck, with humps that protrude from the water – and more than 1,000 people claim to have spotted it.

However, many believe the “monster” could be a large fish like a catfish or sturgeon – theories the scientists will be able to explore during their investigations.

The trip, which has been a year in the planning, will include scientists from universities in New Zealand, Denmark, Australia, America and France, as well as Adrian Shine, leader of the Loch Ness Project in Scotland.

While they hope it will answer some questions about the elusive Nessie, even if they do not find any evidence to explain it, the myth is likely to linger for years to come.

Goofy
05-23-2018, 10:37 AM
Pffft, we already know the truth :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2018, 10:39 AM
That it's made up to dupe tourists into coming and spending money to see absolutely nothing :thumbsup:

Goofy
05-23-2018, 10:47 AM
That it's made up to dupe tourists into coming and spending money to see absolutely nothing :thumbsup:
:snapout:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2018, 10:51 AM
What? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2018, 10:51 AM
The only other reason to go to Scotland would be to see the birthplace of Groundskeeper Willie [-(

Goofy
05-23-2018, 11:58 AM
The only other reason to go to Scotland would be to see the birthplace of Groundskeeper Willie [-(
:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2018, 12:05 PM
That's no way to react when someone brings up a Scottish National Hero [-(

Goofy
05-23-2018, 12:36 PM
That's no way to react when someone brings up a Scottish National Hero [-(
:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-23-2018, 12:50 PM
:shakehead:

deebakes
05-23-2018, 09:38 PM
i loved groundskeeper willie in his role on the simpsons :tup:

:willie:

Griffin
05-23-2018, 10:32 PM
I'm just glad they invented that clear tape to wrap gifts with.

deebakes
05-23-2018, 10:47 PM
that was a minnesotan :tup:

Griffin
05-23-2018, 11:19 PM
scotch tape [-(

deebakes
05-24-2018, 12:14 AM
https://gizmodo.com/how-scotch-tape-was-invented-1666050615


Despite the name, Scotch tape wasn't invented by the Scottish. It was invented by a college dropout named Richard Drew from Minnesota who worked for a small sandpaper company founded in 1902 called Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing, later known as 3M.