Teh One Who Knocks
09-26-2018, 01:12 PM
The Smoking Gun
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A domestic dispute over a pimple became so heated Saturday that cops were called to a Florida home to break up the altercation, a police report notes.
According to investigators, a 75-year-old man and his 55-year-old spouse “were involved in a argument over the husband wanting his wife to pop a pimple on his back.”
The quarrel got heated enough for someone to call 911. When a sheriff’s deputy arrived at the Bradenton residence, the couple advised that “the altercation was just verbal and never turned violent.”
The cop reported observing no injuries to either party, each of whom was provided domestic violence pamphlets.
A brief police report does not reveal if the pimple ever got popped.
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A domestic dispute over a pimple became so heated Saturday that cops were called to a Florida home to break up the altercation, a police report notes.
According to investigators, a 75-year-old man and his 55-year-old spouse “were involved in a argument over the husband wanting his wife to pop a pimple on his back.”
The quarrel got heated enough for someone to call 911. When a sheriff’s deputy arrived at the Bradenton residence, the couple advised that “the altercation was just verbal and never turned violent.”
The cop reported observing no injuries to either party, each of whom was provided domestic violence pamphlets.
A brief police report does not reveal if the pimple ever got popped.