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Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2019, 12:39 PM
By ActionNewsJax.com


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JACKSONVILLE, FLA. —

A Florida woman is in the hospital after being shot at a Shell gas station on Lem Turner Road on the north side of Jacksonville, according to police.

The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office told ActionNewsJax that around 10:23 p.m. Monday, a woman agreed to perform a sexual act with the shooting suspect in exchange for $5 and Pringles potato chips.

After the act, the suspect demanded his $5 back and shot her in the shoulder before fleeing the scene on foot, the Sheriff's Office said.

The woman has non-life-threatening injuries. Detectives are investigating the incident.

DemonGeminiX
01-23-2019, 01:25 PM
Must have been a bad blowjob. What did he expect for $5 and a bag of Pringles?

Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2019, 01:27 PM
Must have been a bad blowjob. What did he expect for $5 and a bag of Pringles?

Depends on what flavor Pringles I guess :-k

Full disclosure: I absolutely detest Pringles :puke:

DemonGeminiX
01-23-2019, 01:30 PM
:-s

What flavor and type of potato chip would you consider worthy of the royal blowjob treatment?

Teh One Who Knocks
01-23-2019, 01:35 PM
It's hard to come up with a definitive #1 favorite, but this would probably be my "go to" chip for best all around:

https://i.imgur.com/S9CIAfC.jpg

Hal-9000
01-23-2019, 07:39 PM
Must have been a bad blowjob. What did he expect for $5 and a bag of Pringles?

gas and ammo cost might equate to agreed upon sum..did he come out ahead there?


a-head? :lol:



leaving now..

Godfather
01-25-2019, 08:02 AM
Everyone knows you shoot the hooker and get your money back after she bumps your health to 110% in GTA.

Hal-9000
01-25-2019, 05:57 PM
Must have been a bad blowjob. What did he expect for $5 and a bag of Pringles?


Depends on what flavor Pringles I guess :-k


:-s

What flavor and type of potato chip would you consider worthy of the royal blowjob treatment?


It's hard to come up with a definitive #1 favorite, but this would probably be my "go to" chip for best all around:

https://i.imgur.com/S9CIAfC.jpg



He's talking about what flavor would inspire you to give one :rofl: :lol: :lmao:

PorkChopSandwiches
01-28-2019, 05:08 PM
She must have drug her tooth