Super Bowl Party Food

[Godfather]

Less than a week to go.

What's the best, most important, key Super Bowl Party snacks?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you don't have chicken wings, I would stab you in the base of the skull with an ice pick :)

[RBP]

Copyright infringement. You have to say "the big game". :hand:

[RBP]

If you don't have chicken wings, I would stab you in the base of the skull with an ice pick :)

Lance prefers "boneless wings" :giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance prefers "boneless wings" :giggle:

:beatdown: There's :beatdown: no :beatdown: such :beatdown: thing :beatdown: as :beatdown: boneless :beatdown: wings! :beatdown:

[RBP]

:beatdown: There's :beatdown: no :beatdown: such :beatdown: thing :beatdown: as :beatdown: boneless :beatdown: wings! :beatdown:

:hand:

http://i68.tinypic.com/fxcflw.png

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/uUoD8O4.png

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

http://i68.tinypic.com/fxcflw.png

:gtfo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Boneless “wings” are nothing more than dry chicken breast cut up into pieces to loosely resemble the size of a real wing. It sounds like a creation from Dr. Frankenstein. Boneless wings are not wings! They are not even dark meat! They are bite-sized insults to my palette and intelligence! Any restaurant who serves boneless wings should be indicted for fraud, thrown in the same prison as Bernie Madoff and the scammers who sell “truffle” oil that’s nothing more than a bottle of chemically flavored lubricant. I can’t believe we allow this to happen as Americans who value the truth. If people can get away by calling breast meat as boneless wings, what’s to stop someone from selling rat meat as USDA prime rib-eye? What’s next? “Lifeless Caviar”— a fistful of pine nuts packaged in a tin can? Would you like that?! Boneless wings, I’ve had enough of your crap. This ends here.

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/boneless-wings-are-a-lie

[RBP]

:lol:

[Goofy]

Ill do my normal Superbowl thing and sleep right through it since you muppets have it on a sunday night :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill do my normal Superbowl thing and sleep right through it since you muppets have it on a sunday night :shakehead:

Don't blame me, I think it's fucking stupid too. If they want to do it at night/evening, it should be on Saturday. Otherwise, start it at 1 PM EST like they do with regular NFL games during the season on Sundays.

[RBP]

Lance's Fault! :x

[Goofy]

Don't blame me, I think it's fucking stupid too. If they want to do it at night/evening, it should be on Saturday. Otherwise, start it at 1 PM EST like they do with regular NFL games during the season on Sundays.
Yeah, it seems crazy to me tbh :wha: Over here they moved the Champions League Final (biggest Euro footy match of the season) from it's old wednesday night spot to a saturday night a few years back purely for a larger worldwide audience. You'd think the NFL chiefs would be able to see how much they're missing out on in terms of their potential audiences.

Truthfully, if it was on a saturday night kicking off before midnight i'd likely stay up to watch it, as i'm sure millions of other UK sports fans would.

[Muddy]

I have a local butcher shop which is making some hot dogs out of beef and smoking them and all this jazz.. I had to put my order in 2 weeks ago to make sure some were made for me. I know they are just hot dogs, but these I think are going to be pretty special...

[DemonGeminiX]

Burgers, dogs, wings, pizza, chili, whatever... it's a July cookout in February, basically.

[Hal-9000]

I don't eat potato or nacho chips very often. Which causes some pretty incredible cheesy/salty cravings.

I found this snack a few weeks ago. Mix of regular Doritos, Harvest Cheddar Sun chips, Rold Gold pretzels and Cheetos cheezies.



https://i.imgur.com/ZPHRpuV.jpg



The 1100 gram bag was on sale and I had no idea how freakin big it was :lol: I ate as much as I could and the leftovers filled two large ziploc freezer bags.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Beer, that is all you need

[RBP]

Beer, that is all you need

You can stop, we aren't coming to your brewery for the game.

[DemonGeminiX]

Loaded nachos work, too

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Loaded nachos work, too

https://i.imgur.com/HbETVTg.jpg

Italian nachos :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You can stop, we aren't coming to your brewery for the game.

Well fuck you then. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You can stop, we aren't coming to your brewery for the game.

We dont even have TV's ;)

Although, I may bring one in for SB

[Hal-9000]

Well fuck you then. :lol:

Craft beers, hipster beers, beers that taste like chocolate, beers for 10 bucks :x

You kids are ruining the industry. Back in my day we had two types of beer: Yours and your buddy's.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Craft beers, hipster beers, beers that taste like chocolate, beers for 10 bucks :x

You kids are ruining the industry. Back in my day we had two types of beer: Yours and your buddy's.

We have no chocolate beer and we have many items at $5. Cheapest craft beer in our area for sure. That price includes tax ;)

[Hal-9000]

We have no chocolate beer and we have many items at $5. Cheapest craft beer in our area for sure. That price includes tax ;)

Oh, then I'm on a plane and will see you Sunday so I can save and get the five dollar special :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh, then I'm on a plane and will see you Sunday so I can save and get the five dollar special :lol:

I bet it tastes like piss... because they piss in it.

[Hal-9000]

I bet it tastes like piss... because they piss in it.

ewww PPP beer.

*Porky's plain piss.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, it's more likely that they take any beer leftover in glasses when customers leave and they pour it into a retention tank and use that as the special of the day :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

After they piss in it.

[Hal-9000]

After they piss in it.

Porky's Needs more pee beer.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I bet it tastes like piss... because they piss in it.

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Imma get that 1100 gram bag of cheesy salt crack and do my best to shovel down at least a 1/3rd of it on game day :yumyum:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.si.com/eats/best-super-bowl-party-foods-snacks-appetizers-ranking-most-popular

I see they had to put an entry for the ghey folk at #8 :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And I don't agree with those rankings completely, but they have #1 correct :tup:

[Muddy]

And I don't agree with those rankings completely, but they have #1 correct :tup:

Agreed.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.si.com/eats/best-super-bowl-party-foods-snacks-appetizers-ranking-most-popular

I see they had to put an entry for the ghey folk at #8 :-k

And looking back on that list, I would change #2 to include salsa and dips with the chips (I hate guac :yuck: ), I wouldn't make #3 look like it does in their pic because that's clearly millennial and ghey, doubt I would include #4, definitely no #8, on the fence about #10, and no #12.

[Hal-9000]

And I don't agree with those rankings completely, but they have #1 correct :tup:

wings in general...pffffffft. So little meat and so many pigeons needed. They're like .3 of a gram of bird meat and tendon.

[Pony]

And looking back on that list, I would change #2 to include salsa and dips with the chips (I hate guac :yuck: ), I wouldn't make #3 look like it does in their pic because that's clearly millennial and ghey, doubt I would include #4, definitely no #8, on the fence about #10, and no #12.

So.... how many guys are putting together a veggie platter for their SB party?

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/DXEYdnF.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

wings in general...pffffffft. So little meat and so many pigeons needed. They're like .3 of a gram of bird meat and tendon.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uBvoYLvYE

[Hal-9000]

:lol: don't think that scene would make it nowadays

[Hal-9000]

So this is what 1100 grams of cheesy, salty chips looks like.


That's my regulation size 1100 watt microwave for scale :lol:


I'm ready for Sunday :thumbsup:




https://i.imgur.com/9nxGRC1.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

I only get to eat junk like that every few months, the orange finger coating is well worth the price of admission :tup:

and it says "0 percent Trans Fat"

If there was a nose on that bag it would be five feet long :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/ibR9rJy.jpg

:tup:

[Hal-9000]

pigeon or sparrow? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

pigeon or sparrow? :-s

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Seriously, the coatings and sauces constitute more weight than the actual wings you're eating :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hater:

[Hal-9000]

I had my time with wings back when I was a drinker and used to go to the bar regularly throughout the week.

25 cent draft and 50 wings for 5 dollars! Place we went to had different colored toothpicks for varying levels of hotness.

Since we were young and stupid, we always went for the red toothpick wings which were ultra-hot.

Gee, I only drank 73 glasses of draft beer and ate 100 hot wings. Why does it feel like lava coming out of my ass the next morning? :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I always like to try the hottest wings a place has at least once, but it's usually only once. Especially since the trend in recent years seems to try and outdo other places by making the hottest ones basically inedible.

[Hal-9000]

Never understood eating super hot foods. It gets to a point you can't feel your tongue and that's just stupid when eating :lol:

We used to have jalapeno eating contests when we were drinking and watching Monday Night Football...how many could you put on a cracker and shovel down.

I won a few times but man...after having stomach problems when I got older, there is no bloody need to test your stomach lining and rectal protective membranes :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love spicy food, but yeah, I can't eat stuff as hot as I used to anymore :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Spice is fine and I'm a fan, but there is too much and then I feel people are just showing off.

My old East Indian coworker played a fast one on me. He had what looked like Trail Mix and gave me a handful. He said it was a little salty and I should eat a big handful. The two other East Indian guys come over as I eat it....

:shock: Holy Allah's Balls that stuff was hot!!

They all started laughing as my face turned red and I was teaching them some select new Canadian profanities. He had a can of evaporated milk at his desk he put into his tea and told me to take a big slug of it. That helped a little but it was like eating hot needles ffs :lol: and the old guy just munches on it all day like plain potato chips.

[Godfather]

Costco was hilarious today, gong show. The guy was saying he can't keep chicken wings on the shelves :lol:

Apparently 1.25 billion chicken wings are eaten on Super Bowl Sunday. Some quick math:


We eat four wing segments—two “drumettes,” the piece closest to the body, and two “flats,” the double-boned piece analogous to your forearm—per chicken. That 1.25 billion, then, represents 312.5 million chickens

Truly we live in the greatest time to be alive.

[Hal-9000]

Costco was hilarious today, gong show. The guy was saying he can't keep chicken wings on the shelves :lol:

Apparently 1.25 billion chicken wings are eaten on Super Bowl Sunday. Some quick math:



Truly we live in the greatest time to be alive.

I see massive internment camps for chickens. They have little tattoos on their wings.



:sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

My allergies force me to eat spicy food. I always have a bottle of habanero based hot sauce on hand. Spicy food is good with clearing your sinuses, and it's my sinuses that always get clogged and make me miserable when my allergies act up.

[Hal-9000]

I go for garlic or curry when I need to clear the sinuses :thumbsup:


clears the room too :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We had a potluck at the brewery. Had a smoked tri-tip, smoked some duck, a pizza. Crockpot full off meatballs with our "evil" which is a powdered mix of Ghost Chili, Carolina Reaper and Scorpion, came out pretty good.

[DemonGeminiX]

We had a potluck at the brewery. Had a smoked tri-tip, smoked some duck, a pizza. Crockpot full off meatballs with our "evil" which is a powdered mix of Ghost Chili, Carolina Reaper and Scorpion, came out pretty good.

Could you taste the meatballs or was it just an experiment in culinary pain and misery?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Could you taste the meatballs or was it just an experiment in culinary pain and misery?

Used sparingly its really good

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We get jars of pickles and put some in there, let them sit for a month. I can only handle one bite of those.

[Hal-9000]

We had a potluck at the brewery. Had a smoked tri-tip, smoked some duck, a pizza. Crockpot full off meatballs with our "evil" which is a powdered mix of Ghost Chili, Carolina Reaper and Scorpion, came out pretty good.


They legalized duck smoking up here last October :thumbsup:

[Griffin]

, the orange finger coating is well worth the price of admission

Hal goes to see the doctor for his checkup and the doc notices that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” Hal says no.

The doctor asks what he does all day. Hal responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can’t not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

Hal replies, “Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”

[DemonGeminiX]

:rimshot:

[Hal-9000]

Hal goes to see the doctor for his checkup and the doc notices that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” Hal says no.

The doctor asks what he does all day. Hal responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can’t not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

Hal replies, “Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”

:oops:

Good lord that joke is accurate...er..old.

[Hal-9000]

So this is what 1100 grams of cheesy, salty chips looks like.


That's my regulation size 1100 watt microwave for scale :lol:


I'm ready for Sunday :thumbsup:




https://i.imgur.com/9nxGRC1.jpg

GF I ate a third of this big bitch and still had enough leftovers to fill two large freezer ziploc bags :lol:

[Godfather]

Ya I feel the same way, I can dummy a bag of those easy :lol:

I'm crazy about Chex Mix too but for some bizarre reason you can't buy it in Canada anymore...

[Hal-9000]

I used to have a bit of a problem with those Sunchip Harvest Cheddar chips. (they look like corrugated roofing shingles).

Read they had a high amount of fiber so something inside clicked that said they were good for me.

Yeah...good for cheesy orange fingers and carbs up the ying yang :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:yumyum:


https://i.imgur.com/txlTvMe.jpg

[Muddy]

Im going to go to the local butcher and seafood shop in a minute.. I want a nice ribeye and some seafood salad.

[Hal-9000]

Im going to go to the local butcher and seafood shop in a minute.. I want a nice ribeye and some seafood salad.

Oh look at Howard Hughes with his surf n turf


bastard :drool:

[Muddy]

Lol.. I work hard for tha money..!

[Hal-9000]

Of course you do, enjoy mon frere

[Godfather]

Im going to go to the local butcher and seafood shop in a minute.. I want a nice ribeye and some seafood salad.

Not enough people visit local butchers for their meat and seafood. It's the best. You can get cheap cuts and deals on shit that people don't normally buy at big grocery stores too, I don't think a lot of people on tight budgets realize how economical buying full chickens are.

[Muddy]

Not enough people visit local butchers for their meat and seafood. It's the best. You can get cheap cuts and deals on shit that people don't normally buy at big grocery stores too, I don't think a lot of people on tight budgets realize how economical buying full chickens are.

HO-LY Fork.. Look at this place...

https://www.yellowumbrellarva.com


http://i65.tinypic.com/24bjdbl.jpg