Woman arrested after allegedly throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Nicole Darrah | Fox News


https://i.imgur.com/ZQKchSvl.jpg

A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly got into a bizarre fight with her boyfriend, ultimately hurling a frozen pork chop at him.

Jennifer Brassard, 48, and the boyfriend got into the spat around 9:45 p.m. on Friday in Brooksville, north of Tampa, WFLA reported. The fight escalated before Brassard allegedly threw the meat at her beau.

The pork chop hit the man in the face, and left a half-inch cut on his eyebrow, investigators said. Other circumstances surrounding the fight were unclear.

Brassard allegedly took off, and was arrested Saturday.

Brassard was charged with domestic battery, according to online records from the Pasco County Sheriff's Office.

[DemonGeminiX]

I ate porkchops last night. The thick kind. With creamy mac and cheese.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you throw it at anyone? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I threw it down my throat to my stomach. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you call the police on yourself to report the assault? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

No, they would have stolen my mac and cheese. [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, they would have stolen my mac and cheese. [-(

It's not stealing, it's called gathering evidence. :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

My delicious and creamy mac and cheese would tell them nothing.