Teh One Who Knocks
02-06-2019, 12:06 PM
By Lauren Veevers - The Scottish Sun
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A PUB boss gave motorists an eyeful when he stripped naked at the side of a dual carriageway and started having sex with his car.
Michael Jameson, 37, climbed out the window of his BMW 330 saloon after shunting a 4x4 and then appeared to hump his motor’s wheel arch.
Footage from an attending cop’s bodycam played in court also showed him with “no clothes underneath the vehicle”.
And a prosecution witness said the businessman was “sprawled face down across the bonnet”.
Patrick Geddes, defending, said it was “obviously a bizarre set of circumstances” and that his *client was “apologetic for his actions”.
He added: “Mr Jameson is at a loss to explain his behaviour. He was under an enormous amount of pressure from work. He seems to have simply lost the plot. He’s appalled and grossly embarrassed.”
JPs in Mold, North Wales, heard Jameson had been driving from London to Holyhead to catch a ferry to Ireland when the incident happened last in June.
'FACE DOWN ACROSS THE BONNET'
Prosecutor Robert Blakemore said motorist David Jones was travelling on the A55 in Flint with his wife Susan when Jameson drove up behind and then collided with his car.
As both drivers pulled into a layby, Jameson, of Islington, North London, then began to slowly shunt Mr Jones’s BMW X5, causing £1,689 of damage.
Mr Blakemore said Jameson, who has two previous drink-drive convictions, appeared “vacant” and was sweating profusely — but blood tests later came back negative.
Jameson admitted outraging public decency by removing his clothing and simulating sex, as well as pleading guilty to dangerous driving.
He was banned from driving for a year, ordered to rehab and told to complete 80 hours of unpaid work. He also had to pay compensation to Mr Jones.
Court chairwoman Joanna Lindfield told Jameson: “The offence of outraging public decency was a bizarre episode which neither you nor we can explain.”
In 2015, Paul Bennett, 45, was caught having sex with a postbox in Wigan. And in 2008, a Polish contractor was fired after being caught in a compromising position with a Henry Hoover at Great Ormond Street Hospital.
https://i.imgur.com/nEFVIp2l.jpg
A PUB boss gave motorists an eyeful when he stripped naked at the side of a dual carriageway and started having sex with his car.
Michael Jameson, 37, climbed out the window of his BMW 330 saloon after shunting a 4x4 and then appeared to hump his motor’s wheel arch.
Footage from an attending cop’s bodycam played in court also showed him with “no clothes underneath the vehicle”.
And a prosecution witness said the businessman was “sprawled face down across the bonnet”.
Patrick Geddes, defending, said it was “obviously a bizarre set of circumstances” and that his *client was “apologetic for his actions”.
He added: “Mr Jameson is at a loss to explain his behaviour. He was under an enormous amount of pressure from work. He seems to have simply lost the plot. He’s appalled and grossly embarrassed.”
JPs in Mold, North Wales, heard Jameson had been driving from London to Holyhead to catch a ferry to Ireland when the incident happened last in June.
'FACE DOWN ACROSS THE BONNET'
Prosecutor Robert Blakemore said motorist David Jones was travelling on the A55 in Flint with his wife Susan when Jameson drove up behind and then collided with his car.
As both drivers pulled into a layby, Jameson, of Islington, North London, then began to slowly shunt Mr Jones’s BMW X5, causing £1,689 of damage.
Mr Blakemore said Jameson, who has two previous drink-drive convictions, appeared “vacant” and was sweating profusely — but blood tests later came back negative.
Jameson admitted outraging public decency by removing his clothing and simulating sex, as well as pleading guilty to dangerous driving.
He was banned from driving for a year, ordered to rehab and told to complete 80 hours of unpaid work. He also had to pay compensation to Mr Jones.
Court chairwoman Joanna Lindfield told Jameson: “The offence of outraging public decency was a bizarre episode which neither you nor we can explain.”
In 2015, Paul Bennett, 45, was caught having sex with a postbox in Wigan. And in 2008, a Polish contractor was fired after being caught in a compromising position with a Henry Hoover at Great Ormond Street Hospital.