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Teh One Who Knocks
02-18-2019, 01:06 PM
By Sean Martin - The Express


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YELLOWSTONE volcano is about to blow and authorities are keeping it quiet because a smaller US smaller population will be easier to control, one bizarre conspiracy theory claims.

The out-there theory was put forward on Reddit by one user who believe the US Government is refusing to tell the world about an impending eruption at the supervolcano. Reddit user oct29th1929 made the claim, saying that the amount of times Yellowstone is in the news, coupled with seismic activity in the Wyoming national park, where the volcano is situated, makes for scary reading. The user posted on Reddit: “The scientists say that even though that the volcano is overdue, it probably won't erupt in our lifetime.

“Even if it were to erupt, we should have up to two months of advanced warning to evacuate everyone in the ‘kill zone’.

“But instead of warning everyone two months in advance. What if the scientists don't? What if the government gives no warning of the eruption, and just deals with the aftermath after it blows?

“The government will not warn the people of the eruption, because it will logistically easier to handle the smaller size of survivors.”

Other people on Reddit agreed with the sentiment, with one person writing: “Let's be real, it would cost the government significantly less money to just scrape up the dead bodies after the fact as opposed to evacuate a bunch of middle class nobodies. They don't give a f*** about us.”

However, others opposed the theory, saying logistically it does not stack up.

One user wrote: “Individual scientists would likely sound the alarm – the data is hard to contain from independent researchers and it's not compartmentalised – there isn't a ton of independent pieces that need to be put together in order to see the seismic warning signs.

“I think it would be leaked prior to the event if your hypothesis is correct.”

Another added: “The economy would tank. The ramifications of the volcano erupting are global.”

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If the Wyoming volcano were to erupt an estimated 87,000 people would be killed immediately

If the Wyoming volcano were to erupt an estimated 87,000 people would be killed immediately and two-thirds of the USA would immediately be made uninhabitable.

The large spew of ash into the atmosphere would block out sunlight and directly affect life beneath it creating a “nuclear winter”.

The massive eruption could be a staggering 6,000 times as powerful as the one from Washington’s Mount St Helens in 1980 which killed 57 people and deposited ash in 11 different states and five Canadian provinces.

If the volcano explodes, a climate shift would ensue as the volcano would spew massive amounts of sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere, which can form a sulphur aerosol that reflects and absorbs sunlight.

Goofy
02-18-2019, 01:12 PM
:hills:

Teh One Who Knocks
02-18-2019, 01:16 PM
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I'd be buried under several feet of ash :sad2:

DemonGeminiX
02-18-2019, 03:09 PM
I wouldn't be. :)

Teh One Who Knocks
02-18-2019, 03:11 PM
I wouldn't be. :)

I'll turn on a bunch of fans and point it in your direction [-(

PorkChopSandwiches
02-18-2019, 05:15 PM
Sweet i'm in the clear

Hal-9000
02-18-2019, 06:14 PM
Sweet i'm in the clear

Of about the only natural disaster on record :lol: Damn, you guys have floods and mudslides to deal with now after that fire filled summer? ffs

Hal-9000
02-18-2019, 06:17 PM
“The government will not warn the people of the eruption, because it will logistically (be) easier to handle the smaller size of survivors.”

What kind of back-assed thinking is that? Logistics say getting people out before disaster strikes is always the better survival rate choice.

Pony
02-18-2019, 08:22 PM
“The government will not warn the people of the eruption, because it will logistically (be) easier to handle the smaller size of survivors.”

What kind of back-assed thinking is that? Logistics say getting people out before disaster strikes is always the better survival rate choice.

It's like saying the Govt wouldn't warn people of a hurricane about to hit. If they evacuated they would have more mouths to feed.

Hal-9000
02-18-2019, 09:22 PM
It's like saying the Govt wouldn't warn people of a hurricane about to hit. If they evacuated they would have more mouths to feed.

Yeah it's not a movie where the scientists all work for Evilco and would keep something that devastating under wraps.

The only thing that goes against that idea is I saw a show where they did a virtual disaster in California. They created a program inputting the current roads, number of drivers and ran the simulation attempting to get at least half of the population out of the state. The model failed miserably because the roadways weren't built to handle that kind of traffic all at once.

This story is talking about a two month window at least, not a panicked instantaneous evacuation.


While we're on the happy thoughts subject...I've often wondered if science/the government would warn the planet if they discovered a large asteroid was on the way?

Hal-9000
02-18-2019, 09:28 PM
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I'd be buried under several feet of ash :sad2:

Quit being a pantywaist, at least you're not in the kill zone :thumbsup:

Hey wait a minute. That would probably hit my province too.



:sad2:

DemonGeminiX
02-18-2019, 10:20 PM
I'll turn on a bunch of fans and point it in your direction [-(

That's gonna have to be some really big and strong fans. You'd run the risk of pissing everybody else off between you and me.


Sweet i'm in the clear

The eruption will spark the earthquakes on your coast.


Quit being a pantywaist, at least you're not in the kill zone :thumbsup:

Hey wait a minute. That would probably hit my province too. :sad2:

You'll never be free of us!

Hal-9000
02-19-2019, 05:06 PM
That's gonna have to be some really big and strong fans. You'd run the risk of pissing everybody else off between you and me.



The eruption will spark the earthquakes on your coast.



You'll never be free of us!

I never realized how close you are to Florida.


:lol:

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2019, 05:07 PM
Too close.

Hal-9000
02-19-2019, 05:09 PM
Dig some holes on your southern border, place some dynamite at certain intervals and blow that stupid penis right off the map :)

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2019, 05:12 PM
There's a river that forms the eastern part of the GA/FL border. It goes in quite a way, then you have to hire Bugs Bunny to saw through the rest.

Hal-9000
02-19-2019, 07:14 PM
I've always wanted to visit some of the south eastern states. Not right into bayou and swamp country but where the forests are lush and the air is humid :thumbsup:

Pony
02-19-2019, 08:18 PM
I've always wanted to visit some of the south eastern states. Not right into bayou and swamp country but where the forests are lush and the air is humid :thumbsup:

First things first. We have to smuggle you across the border.

Hal-9000
02-19-2019, 08:19 PM
First things first. We have to smuggle you across the border.

I actually have to get a passport :lol:

No way am I going to be shoved up someone's ass and muled across :hand:

Pony
02-19-2019, 08:43 PM
I actually have to get a passport :lol:

No way am I going to be shoved up someone's ass and muled across :hand:

I hear if you cross into California they will give you a house, free healthcare, guaranteed basic income for not working and you get to rape and murder as many as you like and still be the victim.

Hal-9000
02-20-2019, 06:11 PM
I hear if you cross into California they will give you a house, free healthcare, guaranteed basic income for not working and you get to rape and murder as many as you like and still be the victim.

I'll crash at PCS's place and become his new gardener, Raoul.

Hey no man, ees my siesta time in between 9 am and 4 pm....don bother me ese :thumbsup: