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Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2019, 12:04 PM
By Richard Currie - The Register


https://i.imgur.com/HraPLiI.jpg

Normally a headline like "The hipster effect: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same" would elicit much rolling of eyes here at Vulture Towers.

However, it becomes more intriguing when one learns that the hypothesis described in the article was tested by a series of hilarious post-publication events that then further bolstered the paper's findings.

At the end of February, MIT Technology Review emitted a pithy rundown of a 34-page research paper from maths-modelling boffins at Brandeis University in the US; the paper essentially posited that in a bid to make that all-important "countercultural statement", hipsters can end up looking alike. For groovy models of how random acts by hipsters "undergo a phase transition into a synchronized state" – along with some knotty network equations – see here (https://arxiv.org/pdf/1410.8001.pdf) [PDF].

Accompanying the article was an edited stock image of a generic millennial chap in plaid shirt and standard-issue beanie, or "trendy winter attire", as Getty put it.

The MIT journal's editor-in-chief, Gideon Lichfield, took to Twitter to tell a "cautionary tale" about what followed the article going live:

"We promptly got a furious email from a man who said he was the guy in the photo that ran with the story. He accused us of slandering him, presumably by implying he was a hipster, and of using the pic without his permission. (He wasn't too complimentary about the story, either.)"

Oh crap, is "generic millennial chap" libel? The Register can't afford that hitting the courts.

Lichfield continued:
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He said the licence stipulated that if the image was used "in connection with a subject that would be unflattering or unduly controversial to a reasonable person (for example, sexually transmitted diseases)", it had to be made clear that the person was a model.

Lichfield pointed out that he didn't think calling someone a hipster was "unflattering or unduly controversial" but contacted Getty to be safe.

The stock photo giant checked the model release and lo! The guy in the image wasn't even the same dude who was complaining. "He'd misidentified himself," Lichfield said.

"All of which just proves the story we ran: hipsters look so much alike that they can’t even tell themselves apart from each other."

Boom. Thirty-four pages of theory proven in a brief round of email tennis. Your move, hipsters. ®

DemonGeminiX
03-07-2019, 12:09 PM
:lol:

Goofy
03-07-2019, 01:26 PM
:rofl:


:loser:

Hal-9000
03-07-2019, 06:37 PM
Large beard, shaved haircut, tattoos...

ffs these people all look like cookie cutter dudes

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2019, 06:42 PM
Large beard, shaved haircut, tattoos...

ffs these people all look like cookie cutter dudes

:triggered:

Hal-9000
03-07-2019, 07:06 PM
:triggered:

ffs I just googled bearded hipster and there's 1000's of them :shock:


https://i.imgur.com/0P3ciNE.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2019, 07:10 PM
So you're saying that you're pleasantly surprised that there are so many :-k

Hal-9000
03-07-2019, 07:29 PM
No I fear the army of bearded woke hipster clones.

Gee, do they all go to the same teeshirt shop too? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2019, 07:31 PM
No I fear the army of bearded woke hipster clones.

Gee, do they all go to the same teeshirt shop too? :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/w50kE0l.jpg

Hal-9000
03-07-2019, 07:32 PM
Grow a beard, sit down to pee :tup:

Muddy
03-07-2019, 07:35 PM
Grow a beard, sit down to pee :tup:

Hey now.. The Proud Boys have beards too.. :nono:

Hal-9000
03-07-2019, 07:38 PM
Hey now.. The Proud Boys have beards too.. :nono:

Yeah but you're male.

these guys are pre-programmed nimrods who are one step behind the blue haired chicks...

fricnjay
03-07-2019, 07:57 PM
Hey your supposed to support Transgenders. :giggle:

Give your balls a tug! :huh:

Hal-9000
03-07-2019, 08:00 PM
:hand:

transracial, not trans-anything else

fricnjay
03-07-2019, 08:01 PM
:hand:

transracial, not trans-anything else

That's racist! [-(

Hal-9000
03-07-2019, 08:04 PM
:-k

Teh One Who Knocks
03-07-2019, 08:15 PM
I'm pretty sure that if I was President, it would be legal to shoot hipsters on sight. :-k

DemonGeminiX
03-07-2019, 10:51 PM
I'm pretty sure that if I was President, it would be legal to shoot hipsters on sight. :-k

:nono:


Not without Congressional approval, there, Mr. Trump.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-08-2019, 01:19 AM
:nono:


Not without Congressional approval, there, Mr. Trump.Sounds like someone is itching for a free trip to a black site :-k