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Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2019, 11:44 AM
Tribune Media Wire


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LATHROP, Calif. — A suspected shoplifter reportedly drank an entire six-pack of beer inside a Target dressing room, police said.

Officers said a woman took her cart – and a six-pack of Stella Artois – into a dressing room and stayed there for over an hour Saturday afternoon.

After finishing the beers, the woman left the store with about $200 in merchandise without paying, police said.

The woman was later identified as Elysia Johnson. She was arrested and booked into the San Joaquin County Jail on suspicion of shoplifting and for three other warrants.

RBP
03-12-2019, 12:59 PM
I see regularly see empty beer cans in store restrooms. I wasn't making the connection until one day the light bulb went off.

It's so weird that so many people leave bee...........ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

:doh:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2019, 01:01 PM
Seems like an odd place to get your buzz on :-k

RBP
03-12-2019, 01:05 PM
Seems like an odd place to get your buzz on :-k

The bars don't have free beer.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2019, 01:16 PM
The bars don't have free beer.

Neither do dressing rooms :huh:

RBP
03-12-2019, 03:04 PM
Neither do dressing rooms :huh:

That's the seating area. The bar is in Aisle 12. :lol:

Hal-9000
03-12-2019, 06:35 PM
Drink n dash at a clothes shop :lol:




love her Maori tattoos

Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2019, 06:58 PM
That's the seating area. The bar is in Aisle 12. :lol:

:doh:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-12-2019, 07:44 PM
How may sharpies did she fit in her butthole

RBP
03-12-2019, 09:24 PM
How may sharpies did she fit in her butthole

Now there's a trend that needs a comeback. Maybe if we call it the "sharpie challenge".

PorkChopSandwiches
03-13-2019, 04:08 PM
Now there's a trend that needs a comeback. Maybe if we call it the "sharpie challenge".

:tup:


https://www.reddit.com/r/ButtSharpies/

RBP
03-13-2019, 04:11 PM
:tup:


https://www.reddit.com/r/ButtSharpies/

Actual post headline: I love getting spanked while sir crams in the Sharpies.

:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-13-2019, 04:16 PM
:lol: