This Deep Sea Fisherman Posts His Discoveries on Twitter and OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE

Matt Novak - Gizmodo


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Roman Fedortsov is a deep sea fisherman in Russia. And he’s been taking photos of OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?

Seriously, I just took a quick three-minute scroll through Fedortsov’s Twitter page, and he has photos of ocean creatures that look like they’re from the most twisted Jim Henson movie ever produced. (If Jim Henson did a ton of fucking acid.)

The English-language site Moscow Times posted a handful of the photos, but I’ve found even more on Fedortsov’s Twitter. The fisherman is reportedly based in Murmansk, which is a real place in Russia, and not another planet where Hell has opened up and set demons free to roam the land and the seas.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Всем удачного дня! <a href="https://t.co/ScrNHdDM9c">pic.twitter.com/ScrNHdDM9c</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/793339780323049472">November 1, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Для вновь &quot;прибывших&quot; на борт-очередной подводный хищник <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%84%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE_%D1%81_%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80 %D1%82%D0%B0_%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B0?src=ha sh">#фото_с_борта_судна</a> <a href="https://t.co/o8j1EzTTRZ">pic.twitter.com/o8j1EzTTRZ</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/809627509520269312">December 16, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Кроме рыбы в <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BB?src=hash">#трал</a> попадают и такие создания. Надеюсь не ядовитый:) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%84%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE_%D1%81_%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80 %D1%82%D0%B0_%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B0?src=ha sh">#фото_с_борта_судна</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D 0%BE_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?src=hash">#Баренцево _море</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80?src=has h">#траулер</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0?src=hash">#ра бота</a> <a href="https://t.co/IZZ8Q88CCi">pic.twitter.com/IZZ8Q88CCi</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/810351742361698305">December 18, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">К субботнему пиву рыбка не нужна? В прошлом рейсе на окуне попадались. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%84%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE_%D1%81_%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80 %D1%82%D0%B0_%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B0?src=ha sh">#фото_с_борта_судна</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2?src=hash">#улов</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%93%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B4%D 1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B5_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?sr c=hash">#Гренландское_море</a> <a href="https://t.co/CcEMeQTMA0">pic.twitter.com/CcEMeQTMA0</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/810063312104947712">December 17, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/IEEE_English">@IEEE_English</a> это еще няшка, из того, что держал в руках) <a href="https://t.co/JWv9ui0t88">pic.twitter.com/JWv9ui0t88</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/809598146271711232">December 16, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/savsveta">@savsveta</a> вот ужасные создания:) <a href="https://t.co/o146KP5x8n">pic.twitter.com/o146KP5x8n</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/808739950636187648">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Еще один <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%83%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81?s rc=hash">#макрурус</a> попался в <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BB?src=hash">#трал</a>. В магазинах продается тушка, чтобы не пугать покупателей. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%84%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE_%D1%81_%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80 %D1%82%D0%B0_%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B0?src=ha sh">#фото_с_борта_судна</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D 0%BE_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?src=hash">#Баренцево _море</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://t.co/ZaIyk4Dq9p">pic.twitter.com/ZaIyk4Dq9p</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/808737989916553216">December 13, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Еще раз про <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%83%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81?s rc=hash">#макрурус</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D1%88%D1%83%D1%8F?src=hash">#Чешуя</a> как наждачка. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D 0%BE_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?src=hash">#Баренцево _море</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2?src=hash">#улов</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BB?src=hash">#трал</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%84%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE_%D1%81_%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80 %D1%82%D0%B0_%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B0?src=ha sh">#фото_с_борта_судна</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%84%D0%B0%D0%B1%D1%80%D 0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыбофабрика</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80?src=has h">#траулер</a> <a href="https://t.co/5yAscLwEEx">pic.twitter.com/5yAscLwEEx</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/808257063105208320">December 12, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Сегодня в <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BB?src=hash">#трал</a> попалась <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%85%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0?src=hash">#хи мера</a>. Глаза 👀 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D 0%BE_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?src=hash">#Баренцево _море</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%84%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE_%D1%81_%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80 %D1%82%D0%B0_%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B0?src=ha sh">#фото_с_борта_судна</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2?src=hash">#улов</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B0?src=has h">#рыбалка</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80?src=has h">#траулер</a> <a href="https://t.co/bOsw3vpsQp">pic.twitter.com/bOsw3vpsQp</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/807972159385636865">December 11, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Я наблюдаю за тобой:)... <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0?s rc=hash">#креветка</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0?s rc=hash">#медведка</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D 0%BE_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?src=hash">#Баренцево _море</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2?src=hash">#улов</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BD%D 1%8B?src=hash">#изглубины</a> <a href="https://t.co/BP0DNioATr">pic.twitter.com/BP0DNioATr</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/799271623345913858">November 17, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">А вот еще живая <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D0%B7% D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%B0?src=hash">#морская_з везда</a>. Цвет красивый. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D 0%BE_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?src=hash">#Баренцево _море</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BD%D 1%8B?src=hash">#изглубины</a> <a href="https://t.co/vFskMxBh9R">pic.twitter.com/vFskMxBh9R</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/798565097388081155">November 15, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Проводной <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%82?s rc=hash">#интернет</a> со дна морского. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%91%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D 0%BE_%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5?src=hash">#Баренцево _море</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2?src=hash">#улов</a> в <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BB?src=hash">#трал</a>&#39;е <a href="https://t.co/AWMY17WU6Y">pic.twitter.com/AWMY17WU6Y</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/792590719202521089">October 30, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Мелкое рогатое прозрачное... кто ты? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2?src=hash">#улов</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%B8%D0%B7_%D0%B3%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BD% D1%8B?src=hash">#из_глубины</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BB?s rc=hash">#промысел</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fish?src=hash">#fish</a> <a href="https://t.co/Y4FtfNcNuP">pic.twitter.com/Y4FtfNcNuP</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/791643667601719298">October 27, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">То ли рыбы Х, то ли фантастическая двойка... Очередная порция жителей глубин моря. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fish?src=hash">#fish</a> <a href="https://t.co/TFTax13w6k">pic.twitter.com/TFTax13w6k</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/789878952835817472">October 22, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">В последних <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BB?src=hash">#трал</a>&#39;ах стало много попадаться зубатки. По английски рыба-кошка:) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%B7%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0?src=has h">#зубатка</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/catfish?src=hash">#catfish</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fish?src=hash">#fish</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B0?src=has h">#рыбалка</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fishing?src=hash">#fishing</a> <a href="https://t.co/VJsrhv5tSc">pic.twitter.com/VJsrhv5tSc</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/788550728294031360">October 19, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Очередной <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9_%D0%BE% D0%B3%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%86?src=hash">#морской_о гурец</a> в ленту. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%86%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BA?src=hash">#цв еток</a> для морячки, ну или кто как испорчен... <a href="https://t.co/eMsfxieWQg">pic.twitter.com/eMsfxieWQg</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/788392994202390528">October 18, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Одна из самых древних акул... попалась в <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BB?src=hash">#трал</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D0%B7%D1%83%D0%B1%D1%8B?src=hash">#зубы</a> что надо. #плащевидная_#акула, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BA%D1%82?src=hash">#ре ликт</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a>,<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/shark?src=hash">#shark</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fish?src=hash">#fish</a> <a href="https://t.co/yT8iRl1Nb9">pic.twitter.com/yT8iRl1Nb9</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/788390863491694592">October 18, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="uk" dir="ltr">Веселого <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%82?src=hash">#скат</a>&#39;а вам в ленту <a href="https://t.co/7tEZUy65Pq">pic.twitter.com/7tEZUy65Pq</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/785314994439196672">October 10, 2016</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="ru" dir="ltr">Есть такая <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0?src=hash">#рыба</a>, свистулька называется <a href="https://t.co/O9WhS7SRjJ">pic.twitter.com/O9WhS7SRjJ</a></p>&mdash; Роман Федорцов (@rfedortsov) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/746758248880017408">June 25, 2016</a></blockquote>
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