What's the difference between Princess Diana and Katie Price?
Princess Diana dies in a car crash and the whole world mourns
Katie Price SURVIVES a car crash and the whole world mourns
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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Katie Price?
Princess Diana dies in a car crash and the whole world mourns
Katie Price SURVIVES a car crash and the whole world mourns
So I hear Katie Price is getting married again,
She's had more grooms than a Krufts champion.
Apparently Jordan has Clark Kent tattooed on one of her ankles and Superman on the other
you never see them together!
It has just occurred to me the obvious similarities between Kary Price and Frankenstien's monster. Both are unnatural attempts at beauty that went horribly wrong, and are now left to wonder aimlessly with a bellow average intelligence and hated by everyone.
Barack Obama is visiting Ireland to retrace his heritage.
I think you've got Donegal mixed up with Senegal there mate.
So firstly Obama was believed to be from Pakistan,
Now it turns out he's from Ireland.
Either way he's a fucking terrorist.
Imogen Thomas is rumoured to be going on this years "Im a celebrity". Her agent must be amazing, gets her all the best gigs
So if this 'mystery' footballer is successful in suing Twitter, over 4,200 megabytes of tweets will have to be deleted. So basically its over 4 Giggs.
Footballer targets Twitter in privacy fight?
The player, identified only by the initials CTB?
Cheating taffy bastard.
I've just finished watching the new Jack Sparrow Yoga Video, Pilates of the Caribbean.
Wayne Rooney shaved the number 19 into his chest hair following Man United's record breaking premiership win yesterday.
I hope he remembered to ask a grown up to help him with that sharp object.
A taliban walks into a school with his favourate goat.
The headmaster stops them and says 'hey, no filthy animals allowed on school property.'
The Taliban responds 'dont talk about my animal like that.'
The headmaster replied 'i wasn't talking about your goat'.
What do you call an Afghan virgin? never Bin-Laid-On
What do terrorists take to protests?
Tali- banners.
You know you're Taliban if...
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.