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Backstory: Haven't shit in a week.
I have tried laxatives and they haven't worked, figure i may as well try this for science, and because i really don't want to have to go to the doctor for this. I don't think god would want to touch this one so someone please send help. I will make a post tomorrow if i'm alive.
UPDATE: They have been consumed. I'm genuinely scared...
UPDATE 2: I not only hear, but feel my stomach rumbling like a fucking earthquake. I'm also having cramps, not to bad though. Will update when something changes.
UPDATE 3: Jesus fucking chrisst my stomach is cramping so badly you can see it on my stomach, this is the some of the worst pain i have ever been in, please god don't let it get worse.
UPDATE 4: It has gotten worse, currently laying in the fetal position in bed. My sphincter feels like it's under so much pressure. Heading to the toilet soon.
LAST UPDATE TODAY CHECK BACK TOMORROW: I didn't make it to the bathroom. I stood up, and a river of shit came out of my ass. In bathroom now. Will update this tomorrow with either a link to a new post or just a large update. Someone send help...its everywhere...
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