Katie Price - candids outside the Balans Restaurant and Mahiki Night Club in London (March 23rd, 2011)

Jordan is set for Hollywood as there are talks of a movie about her life being made.
They have asked the 2 porn actresses in 2 girls 1 cup if they would play the part but they turned it down saying it would be too degrading.

on the news earlier.... Jordan's King has sacked the Jordan Prime Minister.

Fuck, I knew she had a bucket, but it's big enough for its own government and monarchy???

Katie Price says Alex Reid was "Fame Hungry"

Meanwhile all around the world millions of Pots are accused of racist comments towards kettles.

Katie Price and Amir Khan 'Close'
Alex Reid heard that Khan fingered Katie.
He said to Khan, "Okay, the gloves are off."
Khan said, "No they weren't."

Jordan says, "I'm devastated, Alex has left a gaping hole in my life."

Come off it, Katie, that's been there since your early teens.

Was reading up on the recent Japanese earthquake and the movement of tectonic plates in that area.

Apparently it's now official that the crack that opened was the longest and deepest seen since Jordan last spread her legs.

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what is it with you Brits and all the hate for this nice girl?

I think she's damn hot and would love a go at that :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Hal-9000

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I think she's damn hot and would love a go at that :thumbsup:

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make sure you wear adequate protection.................................and get decontaminated afterwards!!!!

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Originally Posted by beowulf

Katie Price seriously wants to make a film about her life?

Well, I'll save you all the ninety minutes and you can watch me repeatedly throw a sausage in a wheelie bin instead.

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:lmao:!!!

like throwin a rope out a window in a rainstorm? :lol:


I ain't afraid, I'm going in..

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Originally Posted by Hal-9000

I ain't afraid, I'm going in..

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we will tie a rope round one of your legs so we can pull you out of the dark hole...:lol:

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Originally Posted by beowulf

we will tie a rope round one of your legs so we can pull you out of the dark hole...:lol:

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I'll just fake her out and use a very large dildo while I'm on top of her....then, I'll get up and walk away leaving it in there.. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Hal-9000

I'll just fake her out and use a very large dildo while I'm on top of her....then, I'll get up and walk away leaving it in there.. :lol:

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shes not happy with the rise in fuel prices..............it now costs an extra £10 to fill up her vibrator with petrol

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Originally Posted by beowulf

Katie Price seriously wants to make a film about her life?

Well, I'll save you all the ninety minutes and you can watch me repeatedly throw a sausage in a wheelie bin instead.

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All made me smile but this one made me LOL.

Cheers Beo.

And Red, one of them was with Dane Bowers. She got more hot sorting herself out than she did when he arrived. S'pose pretty typical of the self obsessed, spoiled selfish bitch she's proven herself to be over the years.