I wouldnt bang either one, I've got standards :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches
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I wouldnt bang either one, I've got standards :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches
you kidding me? I'd bust nuts all over aoc
:hand: I stuck my dick in crazy too many times, I aint fallin for that shit no mo
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
I am pondering whether tertiary education was time wasted :-k
Hahaha. Suck it ;)