Hello, please read this now or your face will melt and you'll be used as butter by an alien lifeform.

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Originally Posted by thelancinator

Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence

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:-s

I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.

Joey's posting explicit pictures? :-s








:wavey:

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Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

:-s

I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.

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Yes he was :-s

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Originally Posted by thelancinator

Yes he was :-s

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:-k

I don't think so.

It explicitly states to read this now or your face will melt etc.....there are no facts to back that statement up :nono:

That's not a supposition, it's a declaration... an absurd declaration, but a declaration nonetheless. It's not a statement designed to prove the outcome stated.

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Originally Posted by Jezter

Oh crap! I forgot to say welcome... so... WELCOME JOEYB!

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Thank you Jez, I missed Finland.

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Originally Posted by Goofy

Joseph :hi:

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Goofus :hi:

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Originally Posted by KevinD

Howdy Ma'am!

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Well hello kind sir, tee hee. Enjoying the heat of summer in Texas?

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Originally Posted by Yt Trash

Good Day to you sir!

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I actually have no idea who you are. This is awkward, but hello.

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Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie

Yep, it does that. Every time the page reloads. Or in case of severely shitty internet, I can sometimes have two different signatures on the same page. :mrgreen:

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Guess what? My sinuses are clean as a whistle. Question is, why do we assume whistles are clean, I mean, people blow and spit into them all day, which seems extraordinarily unsanitary. So, I'm clean as something that's not a whistle. Also, your sig is messing with mah brain. MAH BRAIN WOMAN.

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Originally Posted by Hal-9000

oh my Lord...did someone leave the back door open? :dance:


Welcome Joey, there's a whole new set of infractions for posting in blue font.Lance will notify you upon each subsequent banning :thumbsup:

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This isn't blue, you've just been taking too much viagra.

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Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence

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I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.

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Yes he was :-s

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Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

:-k
I don't think so.

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Originally Posted by thelancinator

It explicitly states to read this now or your face will melt etc.....there are no facts to back that statement up :nono:

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Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

That's not a supposition, it's a declaration... an absurd declaration, but a declaration nonetheless. It's not a statement designed to prove the outcome stated.

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Wow, this argument doesn't even need me. Though, DGX is correct, obviously. As for proof, would you really want an alien lifeform to show up at your home and eat your face? I mean, that's the sort of proof a person shouldn't really go looking for. It's like when someone tells you they tried to pass gas but things turned wet. You know what? I'll take their word for it, no proof needed.

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Originally Posted by Hal-9000

ooooh I love sequins :cheerlead: ...and sashes!

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by JoeyB

Guess what? My sinuses are clean as a whistle. Question is, why do we assume whistles are clean, I mean, people blow and spit into them all day, which seems extraordinarily unsanitary. So, I'm clean as something that's not a whistle. Also, your sig is messing with mah brain. MAH BRAIN WOMAN.

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Glad it worked out for you! Did you choke and sputter a bit at first? :lol:

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Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie

Glad it worked out for you! Did you choke and sputter a bit at first? :lol:

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Did we just segue into a conversation about oral sex and the gag reflex?

Actually, I had a few problems, because one 'side' was clogged up and therefore I couldn't get a flow at first, but things, umm, 'worked out' eventually.

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Originally Posted by JoeyB

Did we just segue into a conversation about oral sex and the gag reflex?

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No, not really. But you can pretend that's the case if it makes you feel better, I guess... :lol:

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Actually, I had a few problems, because one 'side' was clogged up and therefore I couldn't get a flow at first, but things, umm, 'worked out' eventually.

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Fun fun fun. Glad it's working for you, though. Amazing how much easier it is to breathe after that, huh?

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Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie

Fun fun fun. Glad it's working for you, though. Amazing how much easier it is to breathe after that, huh?

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Yes, hours later and I'm still breathing easy. I find myself inhaling deeply just for the pure enjoyment of it, is that weird or what?

(EVIL) Also, I like your current sig (/EVIL)

Nah, not weird. I've done that too. :lol: I had like the worst nasal congestion of my life when I had a bad head cold a few months back. Did the rinse thing, something gross got flushed out, and voila! I could breathe! It was amazing. I was inhaling deeply for like two days afterwards, just because I could. :lol:

And you're totally gonna be an ass and not tell me which one of my sigs you're talking about, aren't you? :lol:

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Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie

And you're totally gonna be an ass and not tell me which one of my sigs you're talking about, aren't you? :lol:

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What part of the evil tag did you not understand?

I figured that's what you meant by it. Still rude, though. :lol:

It was black and white and had a lady standing near the left of the sig.