did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
...he worked it out with a pencil.
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did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
...he worked it out with a pencil.
Everybody panic :freakout:
http://i.imgur.com/ar447.jpg
:shock:
Saturday morning :hand:
:lol:
You know, I've thought about that situation above. Does he actually sit around and wait each year, biding his time working a part time gig at Domino's, then somehow he realizes it's the day and goes into action?
Everybody panic :freakout:
http://i.imgur.com/ar447.jpg
:hills:
Saturday morning :hand:
Everybody panic :freakout:
http://i.imgur.com/ar447.jpg
:yawn:
Is it just me or have there been more of these this year?
I feel like we just had one... Maybe time is flying here lately..
Everybody panic :freakout:
http://i.imgur.com/ar447.jpg
And it's a full moon too :shock:
:freakout:
My grans birthday today :shock:
Dilly dilly.!!
New horror flick
Goofy's Grandma III: That's Not Haggis! :shock:
Hey sonny boy you dinnae want no more mutton chops?
:shifty:
Noooooo GRAN noooooooo!!!!
:lol:
Three guys from Last Podcast on the Left podcast (they loosely cover serial killers, cryptids, alien stuff, with large amounts of humor) are over in the UK right now doing a huge tour. Everywhere from Scotland, Ireland and parts of England.
One guy, Henry, is known as a culinary daredevil as he will eat anything. Organs, brains, the works.
They're normally very gracious when touring but the other day Henry says they've been there a couple of weeks and he's getting this craving for anything other than boiled or fried foods :lol: He said he actually needed vegetables or maybe some take out because the local fare was getting a little old :lol:
:rofl:
:scotland:
The dude will literally eat jellied brains and has problems with normal Scottish/British dinners...
:lmao:
:scotland: :dance:
Aw shit we'd better stop. Goof's Gran may be lurking nearby :lol:
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
Kkkkkk killlll killll killlll
I kinda wanna watch the original Friday the 13th now :-k
Scottish Restaurant in Montana
Waiter - Alrighty mates ready to order?
American - What's the special today?
Waiter - Well we've got fish n chips, chips n fish, fish without chips, fish with extra chips and fish n potatoes :)
American - Do you have anything like hamburgers or steak?
Waiter - Hold up mate, where do you thing you are...at some sort of fancy fusion delicatessen??
American - Maybe just some appetizers.
Waiter - Fine. We have crisps, crispy crisps, diet crisps and crisps with salt. And boiled potatoes.
American - Do you have pizza or maybe some pasta dishes?
Waiter - Look mate. If you want extra-special cuisine just pack your bags and fly to Italy [-(