Just bought some Viagra tea bags.
They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.
Printable View
Just bought some Viagra tea bags.
They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.
Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!
Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
:hand:
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
:lol:
My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried?
Apparently "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can just about drive a golf ball.
My wife complained that I never see things from her point of view...
So I looked out of the kitchen window!
Shaving with a razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one.
But I don't have the balls to do that anymore.
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit's feet...
I thought 'He's pushing his luck!'
Son: What's love juice daddy?
Me: It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?
Son: Wimbledon
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper?
She said they're old school and handed me her iPad.
That fly didn’t stand a chance.