Originally Posted by
Hal-9000
Scottish Restaurant in Montana
Waiter - Alrighty mates ready to order?
American - What's the special today?
Waiter - Well we've got fish n chips, chips n fish, fish without chips, fish with extra chips and fish n potatoes :)
American - Do you have anything like hamburgers or steak?
Waiter - Hold up mate, where do you thing you are...at some sort of fancy fusion delicatessen??
American - Maybe just some appetizers.
Waiter - Fine. We have crisps, crispy crisps, diet crisps and crisps with salt. And boiled potatoes.
American - Do you have pizza or maybe some pasta dishes?
Waiter - Look mate. If you want extra-special cuisine just pack your bags and fly to Italy [-(