Two Truth's and a Lie

Had a check, and can't see another game like this around here...correct me if I'm wrong though! So the premise is simple, you tell two truths, and one lie. The person responding writes which one they think is a lie, and posts their own 3, and so on.

I'll start!

I'm a primary school teacher

I've never been to London (I live in England)

My favourite colour is pink

I'll go with the school teacher one?

got to be pink :hand:

You guys were meant to reply with your own! My favourite colour is purple. That was the lie :)
Lambchop you need to post yours!

I have had a pool cue rammed up through the roof of my mouth.

I was caught masturbating at school by a female teacher.

I was placed in a mental health facility for kids for 30 days.

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I have had a pool cue rammed up through the roof of my mouth

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I think that ones the lie, the other sound just you. :lol:

you've never been to london.... had to, cos the other two were taken :shrug:

I've only eaten twice today

I'm thirsty

I can't think of anything else to say

jesus christ :facepalm:

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Originally Posted by minz

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I think that ones the lie, the other sound just you. :lol:

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I was caught masturbating at school by a female teacher. <----- lie

They never did catch me. :uwank: :wank: :uwank:

is everyone in this thread retarded? :lol:

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Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus

is everyone in this thread retarded? :lol:

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Well you're in it. :-k

Maybe?

Haha if you're answering one, you should respond with your own 3. Never mind, haha.

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Originally Posted by minz

Well you're in it. :-k

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you see the difference between my reply and everyone else's? :facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Lambchop

I'll go with the school teacher one?

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Originally Posted by deebakes

got to be pink :hand:

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Originally Posted by minz

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I think that ones the lie, the other sound just you. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus

you've never been to london.... had to, cos the other two were taken :shrug:

I've only eaten twice today

I'm thirsty

I can't think of anything else to say

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I assumed you'd have to be told if your guess was correct before posting your own. Like the screencap game.

I dont think there is anything this lot dont know about me after 3ish years of posting together. :shock:

Haha. OK, since I'm not sure where we left off, I'll start again. The format is, I say 2 truths, one lie. You respond by telling me what you think the lie is, and your own 2 truths and a lie. In the same post.

So I could be like:

I like coke

I don't like coke

I eat pie

and then you could be like

Lol I call bullshit, the lie is you don't like coke!

I once ate a rhino

I live in Japan

I believe in aliens



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Make sense?


SO:

For reals now:

I'm 21 years old

I wish I could ride to work on a unicorn

I have never eaten lamb

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Originally Posted by minz

I dont think there is anything this lot dont know about me after 3ish years of posting together. :shock:

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Well, not all of your exploits have been backed up with photographic proof :tup:

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Originally Posted by Softdreamer

Well, not all of your exploits have been backed up with photographic proof :tup:

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Most have :oops:

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Originally Posted by Lambchop

I assumed you'd have to be told if your guess was correct before posting your own. Like the screencap game.

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:+1:

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Originally Posted by The Crow

Haha. OK, since I'm not sure where we left off, I'll start again. The format is, I say 2 truths, one lie. You respond by telling me what you think the lie is, and your own 2 truths and a lie. In the same post.

So I could be like:

I like coke

I don't like coke

I eat pie

and then you could be like

Lol I call bullshit, the lie is you don't like coke!

I once ate a rhino

I live in Japan

I believe in aliens



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Make sense?


SO:

For reals now:

I'm 21 years old

I wish I could ride to work on a unicorn

I have never eaten lamb

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you've never eaten lamb

I'm ambidextrous

I have 2 cars

I have 2 jobs

:fingerscrossed:

Nah would take too long.

21 years old <--- hope it's a lie. I'm supposed to be the young one and I just turned 24 :spank:




I had my penis pierced last month.

I've been stabbed in the face.

I met up with a girl from an online game I played when I was 14, banged her on her mum's bed and left.

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I'm ambidextrous

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That one's the lie... no wait.... you dont make it to 99 to find out. :lol:

My favorite colour is purple

I have a pet snake

I eat too much

I am 21!
I call bullshit on your fav colour being purple.

I once bought a treadmill by accident when I was drunk.

I eat kiwis with the skin still on.

I've been told that I look like a giraffe.

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Originally Posted by minz

That one's the lie... no wait.... you dont make it to 99 to find out. :lol:


I eat too much

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wrong :dance:

the closest fast foodd "resaurant" is 15 miles away

ps3s are gay

my nutsack is itching

PS3s

I've masturbated to Allsmiles' pictures.

I've masturbated to Hal's pictures.

I've masturbated to Minz's pictures.

I call bullshit on this one I've masturbated to Minz's pictures. :-s

I have blonde hair

I dont like the colour green

I have lots of pairs of shoes

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Originally Posted by minz

I have blonde hair

I dont like the colour green

I have lots of pairs of shoes

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You're a woman so that rules out the bottom one being worng :P I think you don't like the colour green (same as me)



1). I've represented my country in a sport
2). I'm afraid of heights (yeah right, i fear nothing :x)
3). I had sex with a girl twice on separate occasions and still don't know her name

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Originally Posted by minz

I call bullshit on this one I've masturbated to Minz's pictures. :-s

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That's true but only because I haven't been able to get my hands on one.

omg Lamby! :lol:

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Originally Posted by Goofy

You're a woman so that rules out the bottom one being worng :P I think you don't like the colour green (same as me)



1). I've represented my country in a sport
2). I'm afraid of heights (yeah right, i fear nothing :x)
3). I had sex with a girl twice on separate occasions and still don't know her name

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you had sex with a girl twice.... once is believable,,,, but twice???? :rofl:


I have an IQ of 129

I've never sold on a computer game I've bought

I can touch my nose with my tongue

Computer game

I have never had steak.

I have never had a Big Mac.

I have never had a sausage pizza.

I have never had a sausage pizza.


I have been shot

I work as a IT tech

I live on a farm

Being shot?

I have had sex in the last 24 hours

I enjoy yoga

I had roast chicken for dinner last night

[QUOTE=MrsM;400127]Being shot?

Sorry Mrs M that is wrong

Can any body enjoy yoga if your not a spectator?

[QUOTE=Sadaka;400135]

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Originally Posted by MrsM

Being shot?

Sorry Mrs M that is wrong

Can any body enjoy yoga if your not a spectator?

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You've been shot :shock:

Yoga is great for the body and soul - and I mean doing and not watching :)

I was shot in a hunting accident when I was 19 years old 4 scars 2 on my arm an 1 on my rib cage, one on my back where the bullet made its last exit.

1) I'm posting from my iPad

2) I'm already in my PJ's

3) I don't wear PJ's to bed

You're already wearing PJs?

1) I wrestled in the high school state tournament back in my junior year after having only ever wrestled during my sophomore and junior years previously

2) I started playing music with the trumpet

3) I can drive a car with manual transmission