What's the worst thing you did as a horny teen?

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Originally Posted by chipchirpy

I pumped soap in my dickhole cause I wanted to ejaculate bubbles. Ejaculating was still the same but pissing felt like hot lava for the next hour after that.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by leDeadHorse

Sucked on a manequins tit in target and got caught by security

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:rofl:

Where's this coming from, Porky?

:-k

Reddit

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Originally Posted by GimpedNinja

Fell asleep after jacking it, dick still in hand. Parents walk in, get woken up by screaming. Mom screaming like the world is coming to an end, dad just like "Wash your hands before dinner"

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:lol:

Ok.. now you posers post your own story.. we all have them.. come on.. haha

Nothing really bad. I just jerked off a lot and got laid a few times. I did have a hard time sneaking glances at women's tits when I was 12/13. It was more like a hard stare and it got me in trouble a few times.

i'm taking mine with me to the grave :lol:

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Originally Posted by deebakes

i'm taking mine with me to the grave :lol:

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Just one question: When you reminisce, do you still cringe and wince at what you did?

A simple yes or no answer is perfectly fine.

Used to go to girlfriend's house after school to fool around in her bedroom, lost my virginity to this one.

Knew her Mom well (she liked me) and had a through the door convo with Mom while dick inside daughter...

banged a girl standing up in her front entranceway to house...parents came home and walked in through same door...we had no where to go

her Dad - What's going on here hal???!!!
hal - your daughter has a cramp and I was massaging her leg like they taught us in football
her Mom - :lol: nice try hal

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Originally Posted by deebakes

i'm taking mine with me to the grave :lol:

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Me too, man.. :lol:

Bullshit. You can't ask others than decline to share your own. Now 'fess up!

Hey man , nobody's fessed up but Hal!

Bullshit. I told you the truth. And it doesn't matter in the first place. You do not call for anybody to divulge anything unless you're willing to divulge the very same info yourself. Otherwise you're a pussy coward.

I once had sex on an alter in a church.. There's a mild one for you.. :d

I cant post but so much shit.. fifth amendment and all.. :lol:

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If you can't share, then you can't ask.

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Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

Just one question: When you reminisce, do you still cringe and wince at what you did?

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sometimes yes, sometimes no :lol:

The stuff you cringe and wince at is the good stuff.

:lol:

16, wanted a blow job. she said no, she didn't want to. But she liked to fuck.

me, being the giving guy I am, says, "if you suck me off, I'll fuck you."

"okay"

:dance:

That shit doesn't work now. :sad2:

I had sex in a cemetery in broad daylight, we didn't get caught though

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Originally Posted by RBP

16, wanted a blow job. she said no, she didn't want to. But she liked to fuck.

me, being the giving guy I am, says, "if you suck me off, I'll fuck you."

"okay"

:dance:

That shit doesn't work now. :sad2:

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I laughed out loud in a girl's face...she asked the key question that all men want to hear - Can I give you a blowjob? - it was real sheepish-like and she reminded me of Oliver Twist asking for a bowl of gruel :lol:

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Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches

I had sex in a cemetery in broad daylight, we didn't get caught though

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Did you get the feeling that you were being watched?


I always wanted to have sex in a cemetery... girlfriends were never into it though. :dunno:

No, it was in CT so it was kinda out of the way and I think most the people had been there awhile

:nono:

The dead could have been watching.

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Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches

I had sex in a cemetery in broad daylight, we didn't get caught though

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Did you dress up the corpse in sexy underwear? :face:

i bet it was during his break from mowing with the other lawn care staff :shrug: