A safe space to let rip
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A safe space to let rip
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I'll fart where and when i want to thank you very much [-(
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Guess I won't be farting very much :(
:-s
No hitting :hand:
This is a safe space to fart.
If you keep hitting me I'm not happy.
If I'm not happy, no farting.
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I like farting in envelopes and then mailing them to my mayor.
You've heard me talk about our city economy being in bad shape for the past few years. He literally doubled small business taxes which forced owners to go bankrupt and then tagged the missing business taxes onto residential owners this year as well.
Then...he puts in a bid for the next winter Olympics, which will increase residential taxes by an estimated additional 3000 per house, per year (I pay 3800) and the city votes no.
Then...he decided to build a new hockey arena and knock down the Saddledome rather than renovate, another hit to taxpayers after a city wide vote said no.
I would fart on his head given the chance. I've never seen someone combat an economic crisis by ensuring people get close to needing welfare due to his actions.
I guess most of you married chaps have heard a woman fart a number of times.
But have you ever heard them let a really good fart go in public?
In high school there was an awesomely hot girl and we'll call her Nancy, because that was her name.
She dropped something in class, bent way over without getting out of her desk to get it and let out this monstrous ripper, at least 5 seconds and 3 octaves.
The teacher put his head down, stopped talking because of the laughter and her face turned so red I thought she was going to explode. After she exploded :rofl:
But did it stink, that's the question :-k
Admittedly...I sniffed.
She was apparently quite happy :lol:
Sometimes in public like at the Walmart check out, I fart and press my butt cheeks together then pull them apart. It's like an ass trombone :)
I guess trombones don't use reeds, only mouthpieces. No wonder I get so sore :doh:
I let out a pretty high pitched squeaker like when you stretch the opening of a full balloon and my sister says - Oh that's right, you haven't been to prison.
Me :shock: :rofl:
Damn :lol:
Both my sister and my Mom are legends in that department. I wish I could fart with that much vigor :lol:
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Seriously. We'll be having a conversation and I have to wait at times, then resume talking :lol:
Canadians :shakehead:
A guy I used to work with ate really badly. Hostess cupcakes for breakfast and take out food all the time for lunch and dinner. Never a home cooked anything.
The odd day at work he'd release this Polynesian Death Gas and people would choke and make comments about it...and he'd get upset :lol:
When a 60 yr old East Indian man who eats curry 24/7 complains about your farts, you got a problem pal.