Miley Cyrus - bikini candids by the lake while on holiday in Orchard Lake, Michingan (July 31st, 2011)

My watercraft will blow hers out of the water.

She can blow me under water

When she swims all she does is make fart bubbles...

I wonder if her snooki is shaved?

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Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX

That's about the worst thing you can do to your voice. She's a dumbass.

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Because no singer in the history of the music business has ever smoked before and gone on to a successful career? :-s

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Originally Posted by MuddyGut

My watercraft will blow hers out of the water.

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It's probably a rental, we all know those are shit :lol:

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Originally Posted by thelancinator

Because no singer in the history of the music business has ever smoked before and gone on to a successful career? :-s

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They do have successful careers!

Then they go out on reunion tours charging top dollar and sing their classics 15 octaves lower with half a voice! :roll:


I can think of a half dozen singers that should have stayed retired!

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Originally Posted by AntZ

They do have successful careers!

Then they go out on reunion tours charging top dollar and sing their classics 15 octaves lower with half a voice! :roll:


I can think of a half dozen singers that should have stayed retired!

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Because they're all broke ;)

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Originally Posted by thelancinator

It's probably a rental, we all know those are shit :lol:

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Shit, prolly because those base models are just made to run their assess off day in and day out... They are the ones that win all the awards tbh...

Example!


Before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRnRkxhID48


After:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_QQDpykIvg

I cant watch a Liza Video, homie... I'm straight..

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Originally Posted by MuddyGut

I cant watch a Liza Video, homie... I'm straight..

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You're thinking of her mother!

"Friend of Dorthy" :gay:

I thought they were the same... :mrgreen:

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Originally Posted by MuddyGut

Shit, prolly because those base models are just made to run their assess off day in and day out... They are the ones that win all the awards tbh...

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You think?

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Originally Posted by thelancinator

You think?

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Oh they are... My friend bought a base model Seadoo for like $6800... That mother funkers as strong as the day he got it... Has like 300 hours on it, 90% of them are prolly logged as 'wide open'.. :lol: