Gift for Grandpa

It's Jim's Grandpa's 100th birthday, and Grandpa in his younger days was quite the wild one, so Jim decides to give him a unique gift.

He books him a room at the swankiest hotel in town, and once he knows Grandpa is settled in, he sends up a high-priced call girl, and because of his shared love for the old Superman series with George Reeves, he asks that she wear a "SuperGirl" type outfit.

So, Jim gets the girl through the front door and she knocks on his hotel room door. He opens it and she declares, in a heroic hands on hips pose "I'm here to give you Super-Sex!"

Grandpa looks her up and down a bit and then says "Er, I'll take the soup".

:dammit::rofl: