A guy dropped by asking for a small donation to go towards a community pool. I handed him a glass of water.
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A guy dropped by asking for a small donation to go towards a community pool. I handed him a glass of water.
I can't believe they're still together after all the shit they've been through.
Who, you ask?
Your butt cheeks.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle. He just didn't have the balls to do it.
If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee
Say what you like about the Aussies but they do know how to return a Serb.
Of all of the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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It was hilarious :hand:
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree in near his home. He searches online and finds a local gorilla removal service and calls immediately.
"Is it a boy or a girl gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," says the homeowner.
The service guy says, "Alright no problem, I can do it. I'll be right there."
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He tells the homeowner, "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."
I took an elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the elevator operator said "Have a good day, son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
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After I was done, I got back on the elevator to go back to the first floor. The same operator was there. I said nothing, and at the bottom, the operator said, "I'm sorry."
"Oh, because you thought you were my dad?" I asked.
He shakes his head. "No, son, because I let you down."
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Ok, those were good.
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