What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
On most of these I couldn't decide if I wanted to cringe or laugh! :lol: So bad, so good!
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk.
In a particular small country, there was a king. He was much beloved of the people, and so they built for him a castle. But they were poor people and could only afford to build it out of grass. So they worked for weeks, and finally completed a lovely woven grass castle for him. And the king was pleased.
Another country, significantly richer than the first, presented a peace offering of an ornate throne. The king accepted this gift graciously and was most pleased. The only trouble was, the throne was very uncomfortable. So the king got himself a more comfortable chair and kept the massive throne in the attic. Naturally, it fell through the floor and killed him.
The moral of this story: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way -- unique up on him.
A director decides that he's going to make a movie based on the lives of famous classical composers. Looking for a prospective cast, he asks Sylvester Stallone which composer he would like to play in the movie. Stallone thinks for a moment and says, "I like Mozart. Let me be Mozart."
The director then turns to Arnold Schwarzenegger and asks him who he'd like to play. Arnold replies, "I'll be Bach!"
:pirate:How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
no change is there....?...:mrgreen:
:lol: they make me laugh
Why did the apple cry?
Its peelings were hurt.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing. He just let out a little wine.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Just between you and me, something smells down there.
What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?
A chairy.