Marry an ex or a random person after a night of binge drinking in Las Vegas?
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Marry an ex or a random person after a night of binge drinking in Las Vegas?
An ex!
I figure the random stranger, that way you get the night of binge drinking in Vegas, (plus god knows what else) and an annulment when you realize what you did, and there's no dealing with repercussions from the ex, once you realize what you did... but now you gotta pose a new question :p
Would you rather be happily married and have kids or miserably single with dead end relationships that don't amount to much?
LOL NEITHER!
Live a wonderful fulfilling life and die young or live an average life and live past 100?
wonderful fulfilling life/die you
would you rather lose a foot or a hand?
A foot. Can't help it, I'm a guitar player.
WYR be trapped in a brutally hot desert or a brutally cold blizzard?
Blizzard, hands down!
Would you rather suffer extreme flatulence or extreme acne?
Extreme flatulence... that's like comedy gold right there.
WYR have a lazy eye or a hairlip?
A hairlip - it can be fixed
Would you rather have sex with a donkey or a sheep?!
Sheep... they don't kick. 8-[
WYR eat a steak that you watched fall on the floor or a steak that you saw someone spit on?
Floor steak! Spit is horrible, yuck
Would you rather have an elephant sit on you or go to the dentist
Go to the dentist. I'll survive that one. :lol:
WYR fart very loudly in public with lots of people around or belch equally as loud under the same conditions?
Fart - I might be able to blame the kids!:twisted:
Would you rather be a deaf or blind
Deaf... no reason. :lol:
WYR be caught walking around with a split in your pants so large that your bare butt was sticking out or be caught walking around with a large shit stain in your pants?
Bare Butt!!!
Would you rather have a giant snot hanging out of your nose when you run into Heidi Klum or never meet her
Never meet her
WYR have the most amazing sex you've ever had with the ugliest man on the face of the Earth or the absolute worst sex you've ever had with the man of your dreams?
Best sex with ugly dude!
Would you rather have a dog or a cat
Dog
WYR have a fish or a hamster?
Fish
Would you rather be bitten by a spider or a snake
Snake, I'll immediately know if I was bitten and I can easily identify whether or not the snakes around here are venomous, so I'll know right away if I'd need to go to the hospital.
Would you rather be the butt of a constant joke or the victim of a one time prank?
One time prank!!
Would you rather be bald or fat
Fat... I can work that off quite easily. Bald is forever.
WYR be naked in a crowded public place for an entire day or isolated away from human contact for an entire year?
Define human!! Naked in public!
Would you rather have narcolepsy or insomnia
Insomnia... Narcolepsy would suck while driving. And I meant any and all conceivable human contact... no internet, no phone, no face to face, no written word... nothing. It's just you and your thoughts completely and utterly alone for an entire year. Oh well...
Would you rather curl up with a really good book or watch a really good movie?
Pizza
Would you rather eat poultry or fish?
Poultry. I can't stomach anything from the water.
Death by burning or drowning?
Drowning - Burning is a very specific fear of mine
Would you rather fall off the roof or get bitten by a dog?
Bitten by a dog, I can get revenge
jk
Maybe
Move a bibliomaniac's apartment or an animal hoarder's house?
I'll say the bibliomaniac's apartment. Books don't bite... and they probably don't shit or smell either.
WYR be arrested for indecent acts (and not be caught on tape) or be caught on camera by a teenager doing them?
You know that teen's gonna upload that video somewhere on the web.
Arrested! You might be able to hide that forever!
Would you rather break a condom in a hooker or have one eye poked out
Break a condom in a hooker. I'll be long gone and forgotten before she finds out. (If I hide it good!)
Would you rather swim with sharks or be locked in a closet with rattlers?
Swim with sharks! Hopefully they had a meal recently!
Would you rather catch herpes or not have sex for 2 years?
Not have sex for 2 years. I've done that. Wouldn't want to do it again but the herpes doesn't sound like fun either.
Would you rather stick your tongue into a stranger's nostril or lick a hobo's armpit?
so I will know the hobo? :-k
I would my tongue in the stranger's nose
have you toe nails ripped off with pliers or have ten teeth crack with a hammer and file
Toe nails, although they both sound horrendously painful!
Would you rather get stung once by a bee on your pecker or the female equivilent or stung repeatedly by a wasp on your nose
I'd take the pecker....in my experince wasp stings hurt more
would you rather eat a bug or sleep in the snow
Eat a bug, so long as I don't know what it was before hand!
Would you rather be in really hot weather or really cold
hot weather....I live in whether that get up to 110 degrees in the summer and can get by, but cold weather, I can't do.
would you rather stay away for 72 hours straight with regular meals or not eat for 72 hours but have a regular sleeping schedule.