I got a call from head office to tell me that two members of staff have accused me of sexism.
They didn't name names, but I bet it was 'Jenny Shit Tits' and 'Buffalo Cunt'.
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I got a call from head office to tell me that two members of staff have accused me of sexism.
They didn't name names, but I bet it was 'Jenny Shit Tits' and 'Buffalo Cunt'.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and the other to provide suppressing fire.
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Just visited a shooting gallery in the United States.
Or, as the locals like to call it, a college.
8-[
Too soon? :-k
Yes. Too soon.
yes try again next week
Now post your version of the Aristocrats, Gilbert.
Wow......... better save me a seat on the hell-bus :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks
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Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks
Gay bar etiquette: It's always polite to ask your date if you can push up his stool.
What's the modern day definition of "mass chaos"?
Father's Day in Harlem.
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
You started it." .....
The nurse told the parents of a newborn, "You have a cute baby."
The smiling father said, "I bet you say that to all the new parents."
"No", the nurse replied, "Just to those whose babies are really good-looking."
The father asked, "So what do you say to the others?"
The nurse said, "The baby looks just like you."