The bowels of hell have opened!!
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The bowels of hell have opened!!
I'm looking for a new pet, but no way would I ever consider a spider. :wha:
You know what to do when the environment is full of monsters like that.....always hang out with a friend that runs slower than you :thumbsup:
While hiking at Riding Mountain in Manitoba we scared a couple of bear cubs up a tree. While the spousal unit was taking pictures I kept an eye on the mother bear off to the side. When the wife found out about the mom, she said "What were you going to do, you can't outrun a bear!"
I said, "I don't have to."
Nothing says love like - Be my human shield :thumbsup:
Such thoughtful boys :rolleyes:
I grew up in bear country Minz....I never worry.
They smell women MILES before men :lol:
run downhill...bears have stumpy front legs, that's your only chance to outrun one. dont climb a tree, they'll either knock it down or will be up it 50 times faster than you'd ever imagine being able to climb a tree.
or...
An acorn dropped in the forest. The eagle saw it, the mountain lion heard it and the bear smelled it....
they can smell food and you, miles away...
thats a car minz men drive them women crash them :tup: