Steve Jobs’ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.
What’s the difference between cancer and a black man?
Cancer gets Jobs.
I was overjoyed to hear that the father of Apple had died.
But imagine my disappointment when I found out that Chris Martin is still alive.
RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.
You can bet Steve Jobs’ funeral won’t be a flash affair.
“Finally laid to rest in a sleek white casket, the late Steve Jobs is surrounded by mourners in a massive cathedral. As the afternoon sunlight shines down on him through intricate stained glass revealing a beautiful spectrum of colours, Mr. Jobs will be remembered in death as he was in life.
Overshadowed by windows.”
I wonder if just before Steve Jobs died his life Quick Timed before his eyes?
Who makes jokes about Steve Jobs being dead?! iDon’t.
