I haven't pooped at all today :|
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I haven't pooped at all today :|
I need to shoot something...now.
A nice clean headshot from the back, just above the apex of the skull :thumbsup:
Hmmm will it be Vietnamese, Russian or Middle Eastern targets tonight?
Decisions, decisions
*sigh*
damn...my balls must weigh a good 2 and a 1/2 lbs right now
(combined)
I'd better relieve some pressure soon
The slapping doesn't seem to be helping my digestive tract.Perhaps you could stimulate my prostate with a few flagellating fingers?
oh great...now there's an old lady sitting on the bench with a dog :|
I wonder if she has a bag?
what do you carry your nuts in? :-k
my cheeks? :-s
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up...
Kutcher in two and a half men?! :-k
meh
I think I'm gonna have to start boycotting youtube. I'm tired of all the damn ads.
I have The Big Bang Theory, Nikita or The Vampire Diaries to watch...or I could start Call of Duty Black Ops again...or I could actually try getting laid tonight!!!! :face:
Big Bang Theory it is then :|
It's Friday Night, I'm single and I'm not horny....wtf is wrong with me?
I want an ipad 2...
This internet is faster than mine. :|
Someone must have gotten a 5, Hal logged out... :lol:
:lol:
lank too :razz:
meh
the sound of shooter games and the growl of a teenager playing them gives me a headache :|
I love arguing with warehouse guys here at work that think they know more than I do because they put something in a box and put a piece of tape on it.. ffs
I have absolutely nothing in common with those people.
No. I just came from a wedding reception. The daughter of my mother's friend got married and while I'm very happy for her I can't stand being around her or her friends. It's not that there's anything wrong with them or anything. Just different lives and all that. I always feel like I'm on the outside looking in and I hate feeling that way.
You didnt act like Lieutenant Dan and scare them did you?
I'm just tired of being roped into hanging around them. It keeps reminding me that I don't belong here and I should've left this place a long long time ago.
I can't deal with them anymore. I'm done with them.
Maybe if you would leave the mongoose at home, you wouldn't feel like an outsider [-(
I'm not signed off on Tape Safety so I can't use tape yet :sad2:
next week I'm on fries! :face:
(step up from shakes)
there are two robins in my backyard right now...standing in the same position, facing the same way
Does that mean we get twice as much spring this year?
(scientific replies only please)