Teenager Arrested For Potato Attack On His Stepsister

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Smoking Gun




A Florida teenager is accused of striking his stepsister in the head with a thrown potato after she failed to pay him enough attention, cops say.

Tyler Scott Parker, 18, was busted Sunday afternoon on a domestic battery charge following a spud tossing incident at his family’s Tampa-area residence.

Parker, seen above, began yelling at the victim and threatened to throw a potato at her if she “did not stop ignoring him,” according to a criminal complaint.

After Parker’s stepsister “replied to the defendant,” he allegedly threw the potato, which struck his kin in the head. Parker was subsequently arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge.

The victim does not appear to have been injured in the potato attack.

[RBP]

He was in possession of a Spud Missile.



Who calls the police on their sibling for their flinging a spud? Where are the parents?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was his step-sister and she wasn't paying enough attention.

Maybe he was after a little somethin' she didn't wanna give him

[PorkChopSandwiches]

He looks like a potato

[Hal-9000]

It was his step-sister and she wasn't paying enough attention.

Maybe he was after a little somethin' she didn't wanna give him

Yeah sounds like an Xvideo plot for sure

[Hal-9000]

He was in possession of a Spud Missile.

You had better reduce that husky pic in light of the comment

If I had virtual fruit...

[RBP]

You had better reduce that husky pic in light of the comment

If I had virtual fruit...

You ARE a virtual fruit.

[Hal-9000]

You ARE a virtual fruit.

I guess perception is reality so according to you, yes, yes I am virtual

So aggressive I can't cry and sashay at the same time, don't be a brute.

[Muddy]