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    Holy Shit Vacationers Find Alligator Lounging on Alligator Pool Float at Their Miami Airbnb

    JESSICA LIPSCOMB - Miami New Times




    Here are some places in Florida where you can reasonably expect to encounter an alligator: a storm sewer, the end of an airport runway, your local golf course. But this might be a first — while in town for a wedding, Georgia resident Dave Jacobs and his family spotted a gator casually chilling on an alligator-shaped pool float at their Airbnb in South Miami.

    "My daughter, who’s 14, was like, 'Dad, this is soooo meta,'" Jacobs tells New Times.

    Jacobs says his family first spotted the gator in the lake outside of their vacation rental Saturday. The alligator seemed to be taunting their dog, Rascal, who spent the day barking and running around the screened-in pool deck.

    Jacobs' wife called the Airbnb's owner, who contacted someone from wildlife management. Eventually, the gator wrangler was able to fish the reptile out of the pool. He told Jacobs he's been busy lately because it's mating season for alligators.

    "I guess it's not that unusual, but it was unusual to me," Jacobs says.

    This morning, Jacobs and his family began the long drive home, where at least they'll be able to share some pretty interesting stories about their priceless Florida Man experience.

    "We have gators in Georgia, but they're just in areas that are not as populated, like some swamp where no one lives," Jacobs says. "But in Florida, they're just in your neighborhoods."

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    "My daughter, who’s 14, was like, 'Dad, this is soooo meta,'" Jacobs tells New Times.

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    Meta is a prefix used in English to indicate a concept which is an abstraction behind another concept, used to complete or add to the latter.

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