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    Ziiiiip Pornhub unveils its ‘Bonerless Bathing Suit’ to prevent unwanted public erections

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    Getting an unwanted erection in public is every man’s worst nightmare, but an ingenious piece of new technology could make them a thing of the past.

    That’s because adult entertainment website Pornhub has launched a limited edition “Bonerless Bathing Suit,” equipped with a special lining to help conceal protruding body parts — you know what we’re talking about.

    They come complete with special built-in lining made from 100 per cent Lycra, which is designed to “hold down” your member, without “strangling” it or making it uncomfortable.

    “We worked hard on the development of this first-of-its-kind bathing suit that should help ease comfort and increase enjoyment for the most masterful of bathers and waterspouts amateurs alike,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price told Men’s Health.

    If you’re genuinely interested in the groundbreaking swimmers, they will set you back a cheeky, but hefty $US69.69 (see what they did there).

    That translates to more than $100 Aussie dollars, but who are we to judge what you spend your money on.

    And if this ridiculous but catchy surf rock advert doesn’t convince you to invest in a pair, nothing will.


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    https://www.pornhubapparel.com

    Get yours today, it's at the top of the page and it's, of course, priced at $69.69

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    I wouldn't wear anything with a Pornhub logo on it.


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    I want that thing standing up loud and proud in public

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    I want that thing standing up loud and proud in public
    Damn right, watch me strut!

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